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[Anonymous No.20560652]

>Barry tried his best to help us cope with the theft of the election from Vladimir Putin. We didn't know at that time about the more sinister plot to undermine our Democracy by the foreign agent Donald John Trump. He had been there under our noses all along, orchestrating things from small to big, always seeming to be there whenever something went wrong.

>We had tried to pass the Medicaid Bill, granting a tax free grant of $50,000USD to every United States citizen with an express statement that we would no longer stand by whilst Wall Street played fast and loose with the nations investments. But the bill had been blocked. There had been a blackout of it on all major television and web publishers. Nobody even knew it existed. What happened?

>Vladimir Putin happened, although we know this now only in retrospect.


>I remember meeting Donald John by chance one day as I was buying a pita from a street vendor outside the Russian Embassy.

>"Well hi, Don," I started to say, "how's your young son?" But Donald John cried out when he saw me, and there was money just falling out of his pockets, "what're you doing Hilary?" he shouted at me, falling onto his backside and scrabbling backwards with his feet, his hands waving as if to push away invisible enemies. "Don," I said, telling the orphans I was taking for ice cream that day to just hold fo a moment, "what's the matter?" and he screamed, "code red! code red! Moscow Moscow! golden booby imperiled, repeat, golden booby imperiled," and then Russian stormtrooprs cme pouring out of the Russian Embassy battering United Sates citizens with the butts of their rifles, kicking them with their black plastic boots, screaming and screaming and they dragged Donald John back behind the safety of the Embassy Gates.

>I thought little of it at the time, as I always think th best of people, but it ought have been obvious that Donald John Trump had been, and would remain, an enemy spy for Vladimir Putin.

>Wisdom often comes from the mouths of children, those of us unjaded to the truths of the world.

>The little orphan girl was named Svetlanka and she pointed her finger in silence at Donald John, and I asked her why, "he's a bad man," she said, "I can sense his aura and it is black."

>And I crouched down and hugged Svetlanka, tears falling from my eyes. Children are so wise.

>End of Chapter Three.

[Anonymous No.20560662]

forgive the few typos, I had to retype this by hand from my hardback copy.

[Anonymous No.20560664]

HRC is so KINO. Perfect foil to Trump. Biden is decent at best, mostly dull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE

[Anonymous No.20560686]

>>20560664
I fucking love Biden. Esoteric Bidenism is rising.

[Anonymous No.20560694]

>>20560686
I’m planning to vote Biden again because it’ll piss off MIGQtards.

[Anonymous No.20560802]

>>20560652
This belongs to /pol/

[Anonymous No.20560970]

>>20560802
it's literally literature.

>/pol/
pol isn't satire.

[Anonymous No.20561206]

I'll post the first piece of Chapter 4 when this post gets 100 replies - unless someone beats me to it,

AS WE KNOW IT WAS A
>BEST. SELLER.

[Anonymous No.20561215]

>>20560694
I am far right and I'm voting Biden, I'd rather have a hateable and highly visible enemy at the helm than a do-nothing figurehead like Trump

[Anonymous No.20561251]

>>20561215
I'm far right and voting for Biden for as well. I figure if we all vote Biden then we'll have something to complain about.

[Anonymous No.20561268]

>>20561251
I'm not even memeing, I don't want more fucking Con Inc. cocksuckers. Trump and that toned down Trump replacement from Florida can blow me. Elect an Instagram celebrity and stuff the Supreme Court with 19 year old trans activists already, let the charade at least be an open charade.

[Anonymous No.20561279]

>>20561215
Oh yeah? War in Ukraine? Afghanistan fucked over due to a hasty retreat? You're not conservative, you're just backwards! What did Drumpf not do that Biden is doing?

[Anonymous No.20561298]

>>20561279

same person here:
I don't support Trump btw but I'm curious what Biden has actually done.

[Anonymous No.20561476]

>>20561268
>>20561279
>>20561298

Honestly this has nothing to do with our book club meet about Hillarys spy novel.

[Anonymous No.20561480]

>>20561215
Same

[Anonymous No.20561485]

>>20560694
>>20560686
I don't normally use the word "cope" as I debunked it but this is just massive levels of it on an unprecidented level.

[Anonymous No.20561486]

>>20561279
It’s accelerationism. The point is that Biden is bad, which is why he’s voting for him.

[Anonymous No.20561494]

>>20561215
>>20561268

Oikiophobia. seek help

[Anonymous No.20561505]

>>20561486
accelerationism is just pure nihilism. seek a higher purpose and create something instead of destroying something. Nietzsche would hate you guys.

[Anonymous No.20561512]

>>20561279
Electing a retarded puppet man with dementia is based because it emphasizes how democracy is a failed illusion. Trump fueled globohomo by having a strawman to endlessly attack while he accomplished nothing in reality. It is better to promote the worst version of clown world until we all become slaves to Big Gay or the normies crack, Biden is the true far-right vote. If people can't see reality yet their kids deserve to be raped by state mandated drag queen groomers, maybe we all deserve to die.

Heil Biden!

[Anonymous No.20561524]

>>20561505
Who gives a fuck about Nietzsche lol. I always see people saying “Nietzsche wouldn’t like X!” as if he’s gospel.

[Anonymous No.20561565]

>>20560970
>it's literally literature.
It's literally not.

[Anonymous No.20561621]

>>20561565
itliterallyis /

[Anonymous No.20561692]

Why are you guys talking like voting in a presidential election does anything? Further, I was under the impression that a good portion of the so called "far-right" believed that the election was stolen so what purpose does willingly having your useless votes be made even more useless serve?
At the end of the day, it's Congress that has the power and makes the decisions, why give a shit about the executive branch outside of memes just as impotent as the branch itself

[Anonymous No.20561757]

>>20561692
MAGAboomers are not far right. They're totally distinct groups.

Democracy also doesn't matter, but not because the election was stolen, but rather that choice is an illusion and the president is a glorified spokesman.

[Anonymous No.20561772]

>>20561565
Technically all written words are literature when they form a cohesive narrative.

[Anonymous No.20561823]

>>20561512

[Anonymous No.20561840]

>>20561215
Good to see the return of
>Hail my fellow right wing chuds. Here is why I am voting for Le democrat over drumpf

[Anonymous No.20561880]

>>20561524
Doesn't matter, my point still stands. Read more.

[Anonymous No.20561891]

>>20561840
Its so tiresome

[Anonymous No.20562174]

>I was sunning myself on the roof of the White House in around 1996, when I still had my figure and I noticed Barry had climbed up on the roof to join me.

>"Hi Barry!" I said, flicking off my sunglasses, and he said his hellos. He was clad from head to toe in a large turban and a black arabian costume and was carrying a Koran under his arm, "wow," I said, "I hear that's a real good read," and we sat on the roof discussing the Koran for several hours.

>By the time the sun began to set over Capitol Hill I felt that I had become englightened, and I stood up in my bikini bottoms and cried aloud, "allah hu akbar!" and Barry joined me. He was slapping his turban with the Koran and dancing in a circle, in the manner of his traditional customs. I picked up my own magazine and followed suit, bouncing as I went.

>It was around this time that my husband was committing adultery with his intern. A fact that I would not discover until later that year.

[Anonymous No.20562559]

>>20560662
You have a hardback copy?

[Anonymous No.20563242]

>>20561823
Do you have a single logical counter argument to this?

[Anonymous No.20563291]

>Back in 1997, when I was acting as first lady, something happened that I wish could be scrubbed by my memory. I was decorating the White House with my good friend Jeffrey Epstein when secret service came flooding in. "Dr. Clinton! Dr. Clinton!" They shouted. "Get down! There's a goblin in the panic room!"

[Anonymous No.20564060]

>>20561512
>. Trump fueled globohomo by having a strawman to endlessly attack while he accomplished nothing in reality
This is kind of true - but it exposed more how the office of President has no real power to change anything. After suffering five or (how ever long it was in total) of having more than half of all incoming news be all about "omg look how bad trump is" I kind of agree with the election of Biden, or someone like Biden, who doesn't interfere with things.

It doesn't solve the Senate and Congress problem, obviously, but that's why there's direction election for Senators in the first place - who are overall far more important.

[Anonymous No.20564068]

direct election*

>who doesn't interfere with things.
I mean: someone who may as well not be there. The personality attached to the cause tending to harm the cause, this kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.20564087]

>>20560652

Assuming this is a quote from the book, amd man does it seem like it does, it's amazing how I can't distinguish between something she'd say in an interview, something written by a ghostwriter, and something an anon'd write for the sake of fucking with her.

And Christ, what a phony anecdote. What kinda Russian orphan speaks English? And everybody knew about DJT's unsavory Ruskie ties long before he won the election. They weren't a secret. He made Salvador Allende look subtle.

[Anonymous No.20564139]

>>20562559
>>20564087
It seems like it'd be an itneresting read but really each chaptr ends up in the same way; she discovers Donald in one comprisong situation after another; he "falls to his backside and scrabbles away waving his hands" each time, and she feigns obliviousness and asks how she can help him stop being so anxious, whilst various characters around her point their finger at Donald and tell her that he's a bad man.

It's a hilarious book, to be honest. Very cleverly put together in a kind of cartoon sense of surrealism.

[Anonymous No.20564162]

>>20560652
>telling the orphans I was taking for ice cream that day to just hold fo a moment
Kek

[Anonymous No.20564198]

>>20561298
>I'm curious what Biden has actually done.
Made fuel more expensive.

[Anonymous No.20564880]

>>20564198
No, he was a good man.

[Anonymous No.20564897]

>>20560652
The Republican is both Smart and Retarded.

[Anonymous No.20565260]

[Anonymous No.20565267]

>>20560652
Wow, a fake excerpt. Nice fanfiction OP. Now go back to /pol/ with the politics shit and get off of /lit/.

[Anonymous No.20565277]

>>20565267
that's an unfounded allegation, anon.
and your orange face has been noted.

[Anonymous No.20565567]

>>20561215
Ridin with Biden ;)