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Ouhhh…
Husbant…
You are buy too much unread book…
Now we are homeress….

>> No.20548202

>>20548185
Gommenasai, ore no kawaii waifu desu. Demo, watashi wa basedo desu. Dakara nakanaide. If you are basedo you always find a way to achieve shori.

>> No.20548260

>>20548202
First of all it's 'des'. Second of all, it makes no sense at the end of that first sentence.

>> No.20548261

>>20548185
Stale memes...
Downstream from Twitter...
4chan is a graveyard for content...

>> No.20548323

>>20548261
Ironic, since it used to be the cradle of all content. But that was 15 years ago

>> No.20548324

>>20548185
wife stands in the snow
how softly the flakes fall down
paper burns warmly

>> No.20548326

>>20548324
soul

>> No.20548332

>>20548261
Pretty gay now. Now we only have Pepe, Jaks, Gigachad which are extremely stale but since insecure zoomers love this Mickey mouse shit, they'll never die.

>> No.20548342

>>20548260
Omae wa baka desu, demo ore wa tottemo sugoi desu. So desu! Ore wa nipponjin desu. Nippon banzai! Nippon daisuki desu!

>> No.20548348

>>20548342
Kek

Fuck you

>> No.20548637

>>20548202
>>20548342
Nihongo jouzu!

>> No.20548707

>>20548332
I liked Mr. Incredible a lot, desu

>> No.20548832

>>20548202
Urusai, baka. Samui yo… shinitaku nai… yuki ga futte iru…

>> No.20548878

I kno I shourd notto have married hakujin piggu…

>> No.20548922
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20548922

Reading about a novel a week on top of short stories and poetry. Honestly just want to fill my bookshelves with stuff I know I'm gonna read, and used books are pretty cheap.

>> No.20548939

>>20548185
Kek

>> No.20549094
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20549094

>>20548185

>> No.20549118

>>20549094
What's the problem here? would you rather that the woman remained ugly?

>> No.20549120
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20549120

>>20549118

>> No.20549167

>>20548185
It's called Tsundoku you philistine whore

>> No.20549197

>>20549120
left better

>> No.20549208

>>20548260
It’s pronounced des but spelt desu

>> No.20549213

>>20548185
shut up woman

>> No.20549216

>>20549120
left: girls with short hair
right: girls with long hair

>> No.20549220

>>20549208
Yes but he's transliterating it, not transcribing it.

>> No.20549228

>>20548260
First of all it's です and it can technically be placed at the end of any sentence whatsoever, animefag

>> No.20549230

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I need to fill a cute Japanese girl with my rich mediterranean seed before I lose my fucking mind

>> No.20549239

>>20548185
Rent: $2500
Paperback: $9.99

>> No.20549240

>>20549228
No it cannot. There's rules for placing it for one thing. Ironically it's the animefags that believe it can be placed anywhere thanks to Rozen Maiden memes.

>> No.20549265

>>20548185
Literally my wife (she's japanese).

>> No.20549796

>>20548185
Is that a Yuki-onna?

>> No.20549855

>>20548185
What a stale meme.

>> No.20549893

>>20549265
Post feet with timestamp or not true.

>> No.20550583

>>20548260
Hello Tokyo "Standard" Japanese speaker. Enjoying your sardine can public transport and capsule hotels?

>> No.20550593

>>20549230
Not all are going to make it.

>> No.20550595

>>20548332
‘Jak saved 4channel

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>>20549230

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20550600

>>20548185
Jus kirring ror

>> No.20550601

>>20550597
It’s so over for Wmafshills

>> No.20550608

>>20550597
Looks aren't everything. My friend has a Korean gf who literally does everything without being asked - cooks, cleans etc

>> No.20550617
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20550617

>>20550608
Here’s your asian gf bro

>> No.20550627

>>20550617
Eh long as she does the above

>> No.20550630
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20550630

>>20550627
> Eh long as she does the above
Quite confident you look exactly like this

>> No.20550631

>>20550608
Chuds aren’t territorial enough with their women.

>> No.20550634

>>20548185
god i wish

>> No.20550635

>>20550608
i'd rather hire a maid. free household help is not worth the indignity of raising half-gook children

>> No.20550639

>>20550630
I jawmog him so hard it’s not even funny
>>20550635
>hiring a maid
Decadent as fuck

>> No.20550649

>>20550635
That's also possible as long as she willingly submits to molestation by yours truly.

>> No.20550682

>>20550597
oh nooo an individual person who is a certain ethnicity is ugly... that means all individuals of the same ethnicity are ugly too.... nooooooooo

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>>20550682
>>20550639
>t.

>> No.20550867

>>20549240
What’s wrong with the placement? です can be placed after 形容詞 to make it polite. Is it weird to say that to a wife? Yes, but it’s not against a rule.

>> No.20550884
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>> No.20550909

>>20548324
actual haiku, bravo

>> No.20550917

>>20550617
>>20550597
>>20549120
>>20549094
but all of them look unnatural in the after and can't compete with naturally cute asian girls
also I guess I know why the idol industry is so fixed into debuting people very young, they know she looks like that since ever.
Anyways, these pictures are cherrypicked of extremely ugly women who were made to become passable with surgery, most people are not that ugly.

>> No.20550946

>>20550884
Do dentists not exist in Japan?

>> No.20550975

>>20550600
Soulful.

>> No.20550985

>>20550946
>faces too small
>dentist too expensive
>somehow it became an attractive trait in japan
it's a mix

>> No.20550989

>>20550946
A strange rule of the universe is that islanders cannot have good dental care. Doesn't matter how big the island is, their teeth just sucks. Had a Flip gf once, her entire family looked worse than that.

>> No.20551005

>>20549120
Plastic surgery cam cure down syndrome now?

>> No.20551034

>>20550884
We would like to dowse her face, if you understand.

>> No.20551040

>>20551005
Fuck off racist poltard

>> No.20551049

>>20550884
Sex sex sex

>> No.20551050
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20551050

>>20548185
Should have stolen them from a library, OP.

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20551053

>>20551040

>> No.20551078

>>20551053
>>20550617
>>20550597
>>20549120
Put 10 years on them and they look like the 110$/hour asian whores I go to.

>> No.20551150

>>20550689
oh nooo a person who doesn't know how to argue posted a photo of a young boy with a small jaw and said that it was me... oh nooo i am now a young boy with a small jaw noooooooo

>> No.20551160
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20551160

>>20551150
>oh nooo a person who doesn't know how to argue posted a photo of a young boy with a small jaw and said that it was me... oh nooo i am now a young boy with a small jaw noooooooo

>> No.20551183

>>20551160
oh nooo a person who doesn't know how to argue, and who also doesn't have the ability to generate new jokes, insults, or comebacks, utilized the old cliched 4chan meme of posting a photo of an unattractive young man with a small jaw and glasses and quoted what i'd said as though to imply i were the unattractive young man with a small jaw and glasses --- repeating the use of the joke that they copied as though to imply engaging with me in any real way was beneath them -- ohh nooo i am now the new photo of the unattractive young man with a small jaw and glasses---- nooooo

but seriously, what do you get out of copying someone else's joke? do you imagine that you came up with it in the moment? you might as well be doing data entry or something.

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20551215

>>20551183
>but seriously, what do you get out of copying someone else's joke? do you imagine that you came up with it in the moment? you might as well be doing data entry or something

>> No.20551221

>>20551215
post a pic of yourself so we can all laugh.

>> No.20551280

>>20550946
Funnily enough the blog post that photo was attached to was her announcing that she had been to the orthodontist and is going to get braces.

>> No.20551373

>>20548260

I've heard plenty of nips emphasize the す sound (usually women)

>> No.20551399

>>20549230
this except anglo yankee seed

>> No.20551401

>>20551399
Same

>> No.20551414

>>20550583
I'm enjoying fucking ur mom faggot

>> No.20551429

>>20550597
This is POWER. This is WILL.

>> No.20551431

Asian genes are shit-tier, close to spics, i reckon

>> No.20551434

>>20551431

post your pic

>> No.20551445

>receding chin loser seething while simping for his little bugs
O i am lauffin

>> No.20551450

>>20551434
Some of them are butterflies tho.

>> No.20551614

>>20551445
I like how you were too cowardly to even reply to any of the posts you're referring to. Post your picture to prove you aren't projecting.

>> No.20551992

>>20549228
Please expand on this concept.

>> No.20552008
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20552008

>I like how you were too cowardly to even reply to any of the posts you're referring to. Post your picture to prove you aren't projecting

>> No.20552071

>>20549094
>>20549120
>>20550597
>>20550617
>>20551053
As a black man, I find it so incredibly funny that a race of people as ugly as this hates me. The ugliest bug looking Asian girls have the nerve to look at me like I’m a sub-human. Even funnier is the fact that they’re all slaves to white cock.

>> No.20552075

>>20552008
glad you finally found the courage to post your picture, even if you could only post a drawn one.

>> No.20552163

>>20549240
>>20551992
Desu is a copula but also a politeness marker. You can put it at the end of nearly, if not literally, every sentence. The OP could be rewritten as 俺のかわいいワイフ、ごめなさいです。And while the order as written in OP is weird, it is not literally wrong. It's possible to see something like that in literature or poetry.

>> No.20552177

I want to breed her

>> No.20552196

>>20552163
The vocative is an exception, because you need to use the vocative particle よ. So you wouldn't be able to write よです

O ごめなさい、俺のかわいいワイフよ。
O 俺のかわいいワイフよ、ごめなさいです。
X ごめなさい、俺のかわいいワイフよです。