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Epic Rap Battles of Literature
Socrates vs F. Gardner

Socrates: Yo yo yo! Stop writing, no need for debating!
My works are better than yours and it is the worst!
F. Gardner: Yo yo yo! Shut up, you dinosaur boomer, my fanbase is larger than yours and are zoomers!
Why do you even have dialogue? When you are just living rent free as a fictional character in Plato's dialogue!

>> No.20529439

Socrates:
I be going hard, gonna pound you back to /wg/ with all your canards
Kneel to your King, your master. Course a young zoomer like you wouldn’t understand when I blast ya
Brain so riddled with Ayy Dee Dee, chomp down on that goyslop lookin like a stray dog
A clog a bog a nog, ‘tis all your brain will ever be for eternity

>> No.20529455

You know, as if I needed any more reason to despise reddit, but that thread giving you attention and bringing you back to this board after you had finally fucked off is one of the worst things they've done to this place.

>> No.20529469

>>20529417
Socrates has already been in the philosophy ERB

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Based thread

>> No.20530323

You know, as if I needed any more reason to despise reddit, but that thread giving you attention and bringing you back to this board after you had finally fucked off is one of the worst things they've done to this place.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLfrpEAfB8

I love Gardnerposting. Best part of this board in years.