/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.20500878]

This was surprisingly good and, dare I say, funny. Anyone else read it?

[Anonymous No.20500887]

I'm not a tranny I'm afraid

[Anonymous No.20500895]

>>20500878
>white
>schwartz
Oh nonononoo

[Anonymous No.20500910]

>>20500878
I know this is a deliberate attempt to try everyone's patience but I will still invite you to commit seppuku with a rusty butter knife then collect your intestines and use them as a rope to hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.20500919]

>>20500878
>schwartz
I'm SHOCKED

SHOCKED

also ywnbarw fuck off and kill yourself on the way back to reddt or pol or whatever shitheap you crawled out you dumb nigger faggot OP

[Anonymous No.20500922]

>>20500878
...and then one day,

[Anonymous No.20500926]

>>20500895
haha because it means black

[Anonymous No.20500928]

>>20500878
Allah willing in this incoming economic collapse these guys are forced into a career hard labor

[Anonymous No.20500930]

>>20500922
...for absolutely no reason whatsoever,

[Anonymous No.20500954]

>>20500878
reddit

[Anonymous No.20500986]

>>20500878
Why is there a masonic symbol on the cover of the book on the cover of the book?

[Anonymous No.20501107]

omfg 愛 so obv.
yall morb fanbois are lit zombies.

[Anonymous No.20501125]

>>20500986
Shut it down

[Anonymous No.20501159]

Schwartz and Katzenberg

[Anonymous No.20501301]

So many people ITT judge a book by its cover. You literally learn in first grade not to do this.

[Anonymous No.20501507]

I blame the Instagram green text posters for ruining this board

[Anonymous No.20501680]

>>20501507
i blame the people who take the bait

[Anonymous No.20501708]

>>20501301
I believe they are judging it by the author's last name.

[Anonymous No.20501738]

>>20500878
>Schwartz
>Katzenstein

[Anonymous No.20501743]

>>20500878
>all those jews
lol not today, Satan.

[Anonymous No.20501770]

>>20500986
>>20501738
>not only tranimefags but also antisemitic
Grow up losers

[Anonymous No.20501773]

>>20500878
Sounds like a good read because the only writers that matters are white males.

[Anonymous No.20501816]

I will not buy anything that mentions race, even if it's mentioned ironically. I deal with enough of that bullshit on the internet.

[Anonymous No.20501830]

I shan't be reading that! I shan't be reading it, and furthermore, I'm antisemitic!

[Anonymous No.20501831]

>>20500986
He doesn't know...might as well stop browsing /lit/ if you don't know.

[Anonymous No.20501856]

>>20500930
SIXTEEN GORLLION

[Anonymous No.20501862]

>>20501830
He's a cuck you know?

[Anonymous No.20501900]

>white man
>((schwartz))

[Anonymous No.20501907]

>>20500878
We should counter-publish The Black Man's Guide to Female Writers of the Mudhut Canon

[Anonymous No.20501910]

>>20500878
>schwartz
I'm starting to realize that the world is exactly as black-and-white as /pol/ says

[Anonymous No.20501917]

>>20500878
It honestly didn't need to have that title. It wasn't anything special as far as reading guides go but it wasn't terrible (and the title is misleading--I don't recall any SJW bullshit in it).

[Anonymous No.20502006]

>>20501910
>I'm starting to realize that the world is exactly as black-and-white as /pol/ says
It really do be like that.

[Anonymous No.20502018]

>>20501770
>t.

[Anonymous No.20502246]

>>20500878
I'm not to brag, but I have zero tolerance to progressist activist hacks in fashion with the demoralized populace

[Anonymous No.20502290]

>>20500878
>katzenstein
>schwartz
>fellow whites
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3NVe8m_kB8

[Anonymous No.20502361]

ME NO LIKE JEW! THEY BAD! ME NO LIKE JEW! THEY BAD!

[Anonymous No.20502403]

>>20502361
Well, a few hundred thousand of them die under Hitler’s watch (mostly from typhus) and it’s been non-stop war on white people ever since.

[Anonymous No.20502404]

>>20502361
Yes

[Anonymous No.20502407]

>>20501738
this

[Anonymous No.20502449]

>>20500928
Forced into an oven more like but this time forreal.

[Anonymous No.20502451]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Shlomo!

[Anonymous No.20502454]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Shlomo!

[Anonymous No.20502524]

>>20501301
They control that shit for the sake of marketing retard. What conclusions are you supposed to draw from:
>the WHITE MAN'S guide
>to WHITE MALE writers
>of the WESTERN canon
Moron.

[Anonymous No.20502545]

>>20502524
Haha.

[Anonymous No.20502565]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Schlomo!

[Anonymous No.20502601]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Shlomo!

[Anonymous No.20503128]

>>20500878
I know this is a shitpost, but qrd on what the book actually says? Is it anything more than you'd expect?

[Anonymous No.20503213]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Schlomo!

[Anonymous No.20503224]

>>20500878

>Schwartz
>Katzenstein

Why would I read a White man's guide that's written by non-Whites?

[Anonymous No.20503234]

>>20501301
I learnt from Neech that there is no difference between a book and its cover.

[Anonymous No.20503276]

>>20503224
Ashkenazim are literally a Caucasian ethnic group.

[Anonymous No.20503324]

>>20501301
>So many people ITT judge a book by its cover.
Of course I judge books by their covers.

[Anonymous No.20503342]

>>20503128
It’s pretty mild ribbing of the guys in Schwartz’s class who had no interest in reading women writers. Or in dating her.
The only problem is that the only people who will get most of the jokes are the people she is making fun of and a few other bitter roastie MFA students.

[Anonymous No.20504674]

>>20502545
That nose...

[Anonymous No.20504711]

>>20500895
Get off /pol/.

[Anonymous No.20504773]

https://therumpus.net/2018/06/19/rumpus-exclusive-guy-in-your-mfa-an-origin-story/
>There are five stories that you’re supposed to read before workshop tomorrow. You’ll go over them with a blue pen you dig from the bottom of your backpack with comments like “great line here!” and “maybe add more detail?”
>The first story is about a man who thinks his wife might be having an affair but isn’t sure. The man is considering boarding a plane but can’t remember if his ticket is refundable. “Maybe add more detail?” you write in the empty space after the final paragraph. “Like, so the main character feels like a human being?”
>The second story is about a man who sleeps with the girl who works at the local coffee shop and then decides he doesn’t want to sleep with her anymore.
>The third is about a man leaving his wife and then sleeping with the girl who works at the local record store.
>You realize all three stories are by boys in your class, the type who come in black T-shirts with holes at the collar and take notes in Moleskine notebooks and roll their eyes if a girl compares something to Jane Austen. They’re that boy you’ve seen smoking outside the Rock—the main library at Brown. (There’s a story they tell about it on tours for prospective students and their eager parents, how John D. Rockefeller was upset that students were calling his namesake library “the Rock”—until they started calling it “the John” instead.) Those boys are always on the stairs of the Rock, reclining back with one foot kicked up behind him so his body is straight and at as a board, forming the hypotenuse of a right triangle between the ground and the building.
>The stories were pretentious, but their worst crime, you realized, was that they were boring. You don’t care about the lonely white man who rides a train and wonders what more the country owes him. You don’t care about these men who have sex with women and feel sorry for themselves because the girls (the women become girls after they’ve been fucked) don’t understand how complicated they are. Terrible writing so often bejewels itself in the trappings of J. D. Salinger and Hemingway and Updike and Cheever and shouts, “Me, too!” as it glides into any room. There is nothing profound about not deciding to name a main character. “It’s meant to represent every man,” you can imagine one of the boys explaining tomorrow, rolling his eyes behind his Warby Parkers and massaging the bridge of his nose as if he’s so much better than all of this because he’s convinced himself he understood Ulysses. No, you think, you just wrote a bad story and hid it behind a cardboard cutout of what you think a good story would look like.

[Anonymous No.20504960]

>>20503276
>antiwhite halfwit tries telling actual white people what white is
TOP KEK

You are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.20504976]

>Schwartz grew up in Highland Park, Illinois and was raised in a Jewish household
Trust your instincts, noble Aryans. Concede nothing.

[Anonymous No.20504985]

>>20504711
>thinking people still use /pol/
People with functioning brains on 4chan realised a long time ago /pol/ is correct and have since moved on. You're just on the wrong side of the bell curve.

[Anonymous No.20504991]

>>20500878
"My Struggle in the MFA Program: The White Man's Roadmap to Bookskrieg" by Levi Weinberg

[Anonymous No.20505003]

>>20500878
You just know the author got fucked by 15 dudes that looks like this and still wants to fuck them. Probably feels guilty at betraying the tribe and wants to lash out though

[Anonymous No.20505005]

>>20503276
Honestly wouldn't matter. Essence trumps substance. Its why all the /pol/ types insisting on redeeming Japs as white are so fucking ridiculous.
If the spirit of your society and culture is completely dedicated to the destruction of Western cultures, or otherwise completely alien to it, you cannot be said to be from a white culture.

[Anonymous No.20505006]

>>20504773
Whoever wrote this seems bitter, and I can't stand the type of people they're describing.

[Anonymous No.20505033]

>>20503224
me no like jew. jew bad. they bad. me no like jew

[Anonymous No.20505042]

>>20503342
It's clear it really touches a nerve around here. Hell, I probably would have forgotten its existence a while ago if people here weren't so stuck on it.

[Anonymous No.20505056]

>>20504773
My right to not give a rats arse about Jane Austen is sacred

[Anonymous No.20505090]

>>20500878
>Actually...
Literally me. And everyone hates me.

[Anonymous No.20505115]

>>20505033
based

[Anonymous No.20505123]

>>20500986
Newfag conspiratard, go back to your containment board

[Folklore books No.20505256]

>>20500878
>(((Schwartz)))
>(((Katzenstein)))
Literally every time.

[Anonymous No.20505276]

>>20503342
I think it’s a question of punching up or punching down
When Jews are so privileged in our society any kind of ‘mild ribbing’ is a case of punching down.

[Anonymous No.20505432]

>>20500878
Most of the canon is comprised of Anglo authors, that's the true bias. Anglo women like the Bronte sisters, Mary Shelley or Jane Austen have been praised countless times.

[Anonymous No.20505503]

>>20505256
jew bad. they bad. me not like jew.

[Anonymous No.20505514]

>>20500986
Good eye (no pun)

[Anonymous No.20505739]

>>20502407
Typical Tricks, Schlomo!

[Anonymous No.20505756]

>>20501770
>>20505123
>no argument

>>20501301
you literally learn to do this when you actually read books, unlike yourself

[Anonymous No.20506108]

>>20500986
Good eye jimmy two times

[Anonymous No.20506138]

>>20505006
A white boy that won't know how much he lost after refusing a Jewish Woman

[Anonymous No.20506218]

>>20500878
What was it about?

[Anonymous No.20506258]

>>20504985
this kek

[Anonymous No.20506265]

>>20503276
Did they put themselves in there lmao you'll never be white no matter how much propaganda your tribe puts out

[Anonymous No.20506272]

>>20506138
Jewish people are pretty awesome famalam

[Anonymous No.20506311]

>>20506272
If by awesome you mean the most selfish and wicked race to exist, you would be correct.

[Anonymous No.20506324]

>>20506272
Shit-tier troll

>>20506311
Honestly based

[Anonymous No.20506468]

>>20502018
>jew writes anti-white tweet
>someone mentions that he's jewish
>YOU ANTISEMITE!!!!!!!
Who would've thought the dynamic would get here so fast? Jews can freely call for whites to be replaced and if you call them out then you're the guilty one, yet no one bats an eye at the anti-white racism.
>the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.20506737]

>>20506324
Got you to reply goofball.

[Anonymous No.20506841]

>>20506737
Likewise

[Anonymous No.20507053]

>>20506841
Trolled hard again

[Anonymous No.20507056]

>>20501301
I do that to more than just books.

[Anonymous No.20507074]

>>20500895
>>20500919
schwartz is a pretty typical german lastname guys. in this case, it doesn't really indicate her jewishness, but I like that you have the reflex. Remember the ol'wikipedia test hardly never fails.

[Anonymous No.20507285]

>>20507074

[Anonymous No.20507287]

>>20507053
>projecting this hard
JUST

[Anonymous No.20507316]

>>20505432
Wow really weird the english canon is dominated by the english

[Anonymous No.20508010]

>>20507316
>noooo! you're only allowed to think illiterates from bongoland are good!

[Anonymous No.20508650]

>>20507074
One day they'll remove this stuff from wiki, so you must train yourself for that moment.

[Anonymous No.20508703]

>>20502361
>ME NO LIKE JEW! THEY BAD! ME NO LIKE JEW! THEY BAD!

[Anonymous No.20508722]

>>20500878
As someone who actually read the book, yes, it's pretty humorous and not at all what the cover suggests.
But of course, lit doesn't read.

[Anonymous No.20509145]

>>20506841
I'm not complaining tho?

[Anonymous No.20509204]

>>20506468
>Woman writes book of lazy jokes about lit students
>”JEWS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY THE WHITE RACE AAAAAAAAAAARGH”

[Anonymous No.20510165]

>>20505503
based jew hating bro hope you have a great day

[Anonymous No.20510271]

>>20508722
It’s not as mean spirited as /lit/ suspects it to be.
But it’s not all that funny either.

[Anonymous No.20510293]

>>20501301
>millions of books exist
>Hey! Are you filtering books you read based title and author? Stop it! Thats not fair!

[Anonymous No.20510295]

>>20509204
Jews are pretty open about wanting to destroy the white race, and we don't need little dike goblins writing angry petty books to prove it.

[Anonymous No.20510463]

>Though James traveled extensively and enjoyed friendship with a wide coterie, including Zola, Daudet, and Goncourt, he never married. A lifelong bachelor, James never wanted to settle down, to be tied to a single woman who couldn’t possibly understand his emotional range and depth. Bear that in mind next time a girl asks, “What are we?” What are we? We are nothing but decaying flesh, attaching momentarily and aimlessly until our hearts cease to beat. That, and I’m also sleeping with your roommate.

that's booker prize worthy

[Anonymous No.20510603]

>>20504773
Pseuds like described here are pretty insufferable though not gonna lie. Needs a better term than just "white dude" though, I'd rather call them Moleskine-core.

[Anonymous No.20510605]

>>20504991
lmao