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20497729 No.20497729 [Reply] [Original]

you guys ARE reading the Good Book, right?

>> No.20497734

IT'S

>> No.20497736

>>20497734
MORBIN TIME

>> No.20497739

>>20497734
a shitpost, by OP the fag

>> No.20497760

>>20497729
How come you haven't posted it yet?

>> No.20497766

>>20497734
SNEEDIN

>> No.20497798

>>20497729
>incoherent pseudo-gnostic metaphysics centered on a non-omnipotent, non-eternal, dependent demiurge-like being
No.

>> No.20497907

>>20497798
Morblet detected

>> No.20497911

>>20497734
COMING HOME

>> No.20497932

>>20497798

Imagine getting morbed this hard.

>> No.20498532

Magnus Morbus

>> No.20500023

>>20497729
Why is it that there are so many hot mormon "missionary" girls giving these out for free on facebook marketplace in my area
And yeah don't buy this book you can get it for free

>> No.20501006

>>20497798
>pseudo-gnostic metaphysics
None of that shit matters but the Book of Mormon isn't gnostic metaphysics, it's a pseudo historical account of the Jewish settling of America(no not 1492) taken from other pseudo-history popular in Joseph Smith's area.
You're thinking about shit like the Pearl of Great Price I thinfucg shit fuck OP I just realized what thread this is

>> No.20501013

>>20497729
it speaks truth and nothing else

>> No.20501017

>>20501006
>A copy of the Pearl of Great Price owned by NASA photographer M. Edward Thomas's wife Ruth C. Thomas traveled to the Moon and back in 1972 with astronaut John Young aboard Apollo 16.[2][3]
Morbonbros... we won

>> No.20501715

The Abrahamic religions are all rather silly but modern versions like Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormonism make me giggle.

>> No.20501792

>>20501715
>The Abrahamic religions are all rather silly
Filtered.

>> No.20501845

>>20501792
It's even worse.
> Filtered by god's true lore about the origin of the universe.

>> No.20501929

>>20501792
>Filtered
If only. All of the variations are based on ancient pagan stories told to children. Gardens, giants, and arks, oh my.

>> No.20501966

>>20497729
Fucking hate Mormons so much it's unreal. My last ex was the love of my life but I had to break up with her since she would only let me in that pussy on the condition that I converted married her and moved to the SLUT.

>> No.20502108
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20502108

>>20501715
> The Abrahamic religions are all rather silly
‘Abrahamic’ religions don’t even exist. Stop using this meme-term, I want nothing to do with pedophilic stone-kissing Muslims, Talmudic Jews, Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses or any of these other people. If they don’t worship a triune God, they have nothing to do with Abraham.

>> No.20502159

>>20502108
Nicenes worship the God of Plato, not of the Bible.

>> No.20502464

>>20502159
Whatever helps you sleep at night

>> No.20502487

>>20502159
Based

>> No.20502509

>>20502108
youre an idolater

>> No.20502723

>>20502108
Hmm. I think Wikipedia has it correctly: "Abraham is the common Hebrew patriarch of the Abrahamic religions, including Judaism, Christianity, and Islam". -- The trinity is merely a Christian invention.

>> No.20502738

>>20502159

t. Never read Plato or the Bible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggp7FQqGNGc

>When Thou, O Lord, wast baptized in the Jordan, worship of the Trinity was made manifest; for The voice of the Father bore witness to Thee, calling Thee His beloved Son. And the Spirit, in the likeness of a dove, confirmed the truth of his word. O Christ our God, Who hast appeared and enlightened the world, glory to Thee.

>> No.20502908

>>20502108
You are an Abrahamist

>> No.20502911

>>20502723
>The trinity is merely a Christian invention.
It's border lining polytheism

>> No.20502991

>>20498532
Big big morbus
big morbus
big morbus