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20474520 No.20474520 [Reply] [Original]

All stories have been written. Prove me wrong.

>> No.20474540

The guy immediately below has a storyline that's never been told:

>> No.20474546

4chan chud gets pussy

>> No.20474572
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20474572

There is an infinite set of stories that could possibly be written and yet we have only ever written a finite set of stories. Q.E.D.

>> No.20474574

Yes. But given that nobody cared to listen we can but rehash every tale and hope for the best.

>> No.20474704

>>20474540
>>20474546
Witnessed.

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20475418

I thought that till I ended up reading pic related. I’ve never seen a twist done like that before.

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>>20474520
One day I WMWKWOKWKEKEKE to the store and went 119019191oooo1919191919.

The end—he said, but his story was not yet finishe—P.

"Alas, 'tis tissue tis Swiss. Stissssssss."

There, faggot. I just proved you wrong—is what he int ER nalized with the VOCAL. NonoNONONO.

The End.
The End.
The End.

>> No.20475453

>>20474520
this is why we periodically burn all books

>> No.20475454

I was thinking of this story where a sick individual with a healthy relationship with his dad has to go live with an institution and while he's away, a ferocious beehive kills his dad. So after he inherits his home and is released, he returns to do battle with the beehive. has that been done

>> No.20475480

>>20474520
haven’t even scratched the surface.
burden of proof is on you, bub

>> No.20475753

>>20474520
kino

>> No.20475815

>>20474704
witness 2 miserable failgets

>> No.20475819

>>20474520
no one has ever written an enemies to lovers fanfic with sans undertale and rene guenon

>> No.20475820

>>20474520
true, but they haven't been written by you. your voice adds a unique element and gives it worth

>> No.20475954

>>20475454
My diary desu.

>> No.20475965

>>20475815
I was witnessing the prophecy come true, not a get.

>> No.20476577

>>20474520
one day OP woke up and decided instead of reading he wanted to make a post on a literature forum, then a thought entered his head, I will not use my post to discuss literature because I'm so terminally online I lack the attention span to actually read - instead I will post something that just seems related to literature enough so I won't get banned, because if I got banned from a literature forum I would not even be able to discuss books I haven't read or convince myself I care about reading, I mean I must care about reading right? I spend my entire day posting on a literature forum.

>> No.20476584

New statement:
>All stories that are compelling to humans have already been written.
Discuss.

>> No.20476626

>>20474520
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not.

>> No.20476653

>>20474520
if doesn't matter if they have been written because they haven't been written by me.

>> No.20476662

>>20476577
He cant get banned on this website, what were you on?