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20452861 No.20452861 [Reply] [Original]

write what's on your mind!!!

old >>20449348

>> No.20452866

>>20452861
Odd looking duck

>> No.20452871

First for I wish I was dead

>> No.20452874

>>20452871
Couldn't even get first, loser

>> No.20452878

>>20452866
something about her eyes...

>> No.20452879
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>>20452871
Sex fixes this

>> No.20452886
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20452886

I just want a jewish..gf hook me up ari..

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20452888

what happens when you die?

>> No.20452889

>>20452879
You know I just met with my church and there was a ton of warnings about fornication. My desire for sex is leading me astray

>> No.20452895
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20452895

>>20452886
**i just want a jewish gf, hook me up ari***
I fucked up my post, fuck

>> No.20452898

>>20452888
We go to a place of eternal suffering without hope of release

>> No.20452903
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20452903

Would forgoing siring offspring free me from this accursed cycle?

>> No.20452914

Black sun magic should be real

>> No.20452933
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>>20452861
>get a new paperwhite
>have to overhaul my entire computer so I can download windows 10 and install calibre 5.x
>everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong
>I am now on day 3
This fucking sucks. I'm not a techie- I'm going to brick this piece-of-shit laptop, I just know it. I want to skullfuck jeff bezos. All this goddamn bullshit because he doesn't want people side-loading onto his asshole tech.

>> No.20452952

I want to start using “hark!” during conversations

>> No.20452959

>>20452933
>This fucking sucks. I'm not a techie- I'm going to brick this piece-of-shit laptop,
Lmfao, can relate.

>> No.20452977

>>20452952
doxxable info

>> No.20452981

My gf cheated on me. I suppose I should be mad, but then again I gave her permission to do so.

>> No.20452985

>>20452981
How does someone get this pathetic?
Why would you cuck yourself like this

>> No.20453009

>>20452985
stop falling for bait retard

>> No.20453031

>>20453009
I'll take bait if I want, faggot

>> No.20453049

My uncle just called me. I knew he would call again after I ignored his call and text yesterday. I graduated last month and have spent the last 30 days compulsively masturbating, doing drugs, binge eating, multi-day fasting, and drinking, without sending out a single job application. My uncle is in his late sixties and we don't talk much, maybe a phone call once or twice a year. When I was growing up we would visit San Diego pretty often and visit that side of my family. I always liked my uncle, he isn't a big talker but he is ten years older than my dad and I always saw him as some kind of Platonian ideal of a patriarch. I think he has been worried about me ever since I got out of the Army. Now I'm almost thirty, recently graduated with a good degree after managing to keep a gun out of my mouth during college, and looking at the itinerary of a future that I am not excited about.
I'm not sure exactly what compels him to check in on me. Nobody checks in on me. Does he know that I'm fucking up right now by allowing the future to paralyze me? Single, unemployed, anti-social, does he just think I am a loser? Am I? I feel fine, I'm healthy and smart, just alone and not hitting all the checkpoints that people would typically expect of me. Does he know that I want to kill myself? He brought up Afghanistan today on our call and I don't know what he thinks happened to me on my deployments. He is trying to get me to come to Cali for a week and crash at his house, but I mostly avoided having to make any commitment to visiting. I feel to embarrassed to visit. I would visit you if I had a family, but just me? It's like inviting a coyote into you're house, I just don't belong.

>> No.20453055

>>20452981
Did you at least get to watch?

>> No.20453063

>>20453049
>I graduated last month and have spent the last 30 days compulsively masturbating, doing drugs, binge eating, multi-day fasting, and drinking, without sending out a single job application.
Same, though I did that for four years

>> No.20453074

>>20452985
It was her condition for us getting back together. Me cheating on her is what led to us breaking up in the first place, so she wanted to go out with someone else to even the score.

>>20453055
Hell no I’m not watching that. It’s awkward enough as is

>> No.20453125

>>20453074
>It was her condition for us getting back together. Me cheating on her is what led to us breaking up in the first place, so she wanted to go out with someone else to even the score.

this is just pathetic

>> No.20453131

>>20453074
>so she wanted to go out with someone else to even the score.
Did she fuck a BBC?

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>>20453074

>> No.20453184

I went down to the local community center to do volunteer work. The lady at the desk said she needed my sentencing information so she could contact the court. I informed her that I'm not doing this under court order and just wanted to give my time.
There was an awkward silence. She then told me to fill out an online application.

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GOT A NEW FACE IT FEELS ALRIGHT

>> No.20453247

It doesn't get any better. I lift, eat and sleep reasonably well, but nothing helps. But what would I even do without depression? I have no aspirations, goals or anything like that. I have lost all interest in people. I just drag myself to my familiy here and there and go to work. The mundane task to maintain biostasis.

I'm just waiting for death at this point. My biggest fear is that it won't provide final peace. At least I have my pessimist bros here...

> One does not need to find anything worthwile or ultimately meaningful in the materialistic or traditional world beyond the mere expression of one's disinterest and pain within it

>> No.20453252

>>20453247
shut the fuck up. get a girl and pump her full of kids

>> No.20453259

>>20453247
iktf

>> No.20453267

>>20453247
You need friends

>> No.20453293

>>20453252
Even when I could accomplish that, I don't think it would really fix anything.

>>20453267
I have some, but they are in a worse spot

>> No.20453303

Energy is not a substance, energy is a relationship of potential motion between objects. But as objects are made of matter, which is made of energy, which is a relationship between objects, we are stuck in a strange loop: the universe is a set of relationships between relationships between relationships. "Betweeness" comprises the actual universe, not particles.
This means that your personal relationships such as between other people, and between yourself and the universe are as ontologically real as matter.

>> No.20453307

>>20452866
Me and you, suicide. Kill her.

>> No.20453369

Today I finally had a good day at school, I even managed to crack a joke and speake to people a little. Lately I've been feeling sad due to a long period of increased paranoia and anxiety. Moreover I don't have friends. I'm afraid of people (men) killing me or worse. So at the end of today i was feeling confident and good until I saw a girl trying to kill herself on train tracks. The awful feeling came back instantly.

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>> No.20453639

looking for recs on horror sci/fantasy
in fantasy realms I'm not looking into anything specific, but I've got my eyes on god's demon and between two fires
for scifi i was looking into something like event horizon, do you guys know anything like that? I've already read blindsight and echopraxia last week

>> No.20453663

>>20453639
I really enjoyed Between Two Fires, it’s a horror fantasy novel set in Medieval France

>> No.20453682

>>20453625
terrific meme grandma where'd you find this one

>> No.20453700

>>20453682
Deleted thread >>/lit/thread/20452956
I thought it was cute.

>> No.20453708

>>20453303
Thats a huge leap for your conclusion. Defining material/spatial conditions cannot lend itself to defining abstractions

>> No.20453710

>>20453663
The author is a trannie

>> No.20453728

>>20452861
The thumbnail of this on the front page looked lewd at first glance.

>> No.20453734

>>20453710
so are you

>> No.20453748

>>20453369
>until I saw a girl trying to kill herself on train tracks
Frankly I'm surprised the suicide rate isn't higher. I except by 2040 at least 5% of all Westerners will an hero every year

>> No.20453754

>>20452879
Glute is such an ugly, disgusting word.

>> No.20453758

>>20452933
I don't know, I only ever used Calibre for my kindle. Did you try it?

>> No.20453772

>>20453074
>Me cheating on her is what led to us breaking up in the first place, so she wanted to go out with someone else to even the score.
Sounds like you retards have a very unhealthy relationship. Why don't you just end it right now? Probably would cause a lot less pain to both of you.

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>>20453748
I was gonna show you a graph showing how teens are more depressed now than ever,but after 15 minutes of searching I found this instead.
Anyway, I think suicides are both underreported and about to spike big time.

>> No.20453787

>>20453758
amazon is constantly updating their software to strip sideloaded files of their covers, and calibre fixes the issue everytime it comes up, but I'm still on windows 7, and the newer calibre versions are only compatible with windows 8 and up. I can still use calibre with my paperwhite by manually connecting calibre with the documents folder on my device- but the covers get stripped and I cannot deal with that. My kindle works fine, but I want to use my new paperwhite.

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AI-generated reaction images are the future.

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20453810

I cannot find a decent scene to follow, whether it be an internet community, publication, or book group.

Anything stoicism attracts #riseandgrind and middle hierarchy males. Crypto is just boring now. Still the same old scammers and young people trying to avoid getting a job. Other programs led by sigma males are just focused on profit maximizing through youtube/patreon. Anything underground or invite only probably hyper focuses on the jews which at best is a waste of mental energy and worst wrong. They also lack virtue or direction. The Economist was great but turned into a neoliberal rag probably due to paid CIA staff. There's waitbutwhy but the content intervals are incredibly far between.

Maybe there's something out there in the physical world, but also maybe not. That's all died with our parents. Gen-X are too stressed out making winners of their children too knit quilts for the rotary club. Fuck I need to create something with meaning.

>> No.20453818

>>20453247
same. I lift, have a career job, own my own house, have zero debt, hobbies, social life, and try to do anything to make myself happy, but not a single woman has ever found me attractive. Yes, a girlfriend will fix everything. It will feel like I made it and not a genetic dead end. Billions of years, and it ends with me. I'm that much of a loser, all my ancestors are shaking their head in disappointment.

They survived famine, war, lack of hygiene, slavery, etc, and all found ways to breed.

Me? I have all the advantages and I can't even find a single woman to go out on a date with.

>> No.20453821

>>20453787
It seems like a whole lot of problems just to be able to see the cover of a book for one second before reading it.

>> No.20453824
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we could be heroes...

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today was not a terrible day

>> No.20453838

>>20453821
yes. but this is important to me for two reasons. 1 i am hyper autismo and 2 i choose books by cover, not title

>> No.20453848

>>20453125
>>20453164
It is what it is

>>20453131
I didn’t ask who the guy was

>>20453772
Not an option

>> No.20453856

>>20453247
There are millions of us brother

>> No.20453873

>>20453848
>not an option
I’m guessing you live together. Just consider yourselves roommates. Either way, the relationship is already failing and full of spite. Don’t go down with the ship

>> No.20453895

Made this thread if you guys want to discuss about books.
>>20453740

>> No.20453902

>>20453838
>i am hyper autismo
i understand that, i even have the official diagnosis to show
>i choose books by cover, not title
now that's not an autismo attitude, that's just completely retarded

>> No.20453906

>>20453848
>Not an option
It's literally always an option, unless your girlfriend is the daughter of some cartel leader and they would decapitate you and your family or something if you did.

>> No.20453933

>>20453895
Thanks but I don't read books.

>> No.20453939

>>20453818
The last time I tried to ask a women out she acted like I was a rapist because I stuttered while talking to her. She literally ran away from me. Its affected me deeply; now whenever I'm around women I feel like a creep with a seedy past

>> No.20453940

>>20453933
This. No one in /lit/ reads books.

>> No.20454003
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I would consider myself an agnostic atheist but skeptical of materialism. I know I sound like a Redditor but I promise I hate niggers kikes and women. In my youth I used to be somewhat interested in the occult and Gnosticism, but it was all entry level stuff. Recently I decided that I would check out /x/ again and was reminded about all sorts of beings on higher dimensional planes, such as demons. And I felt rage. The idea that some malignant entity could exist on a higher dimension and target me fills me with the sharpest anger I have ever felt. I want to kill them all. Perhaps if they were benevolent beings I would be respectful towards them. But if they exist, and they are not nice, they should not exist above human beings. I want to kill those intangible satanic motherfuckers with my bare hands. I want every demonic entity to suffer a holy wrath that I do not believe in. Nothing malignant should be above me spiritually. I want to crush every DMT entity that brings suffering upon fellow humans. I want them to be psychologically raped for eternity. The fact that I may have already garnered the attention of these beings just by knowing about their existence only strengthens my resolve to destroy these spirit monsters that I have no way of proving they exist. I want to drive my boots into their lack of flesh. I am only slightly more advanced than a monkey. And these motherfuckers will feel it.

>> No.20454005

>>20454003
>I sound like a Redditor
indeed

>> No.20454041

want a million dollars by morning

>> No.20454056

>>20454041
just cry at the right funerals

>> No.20454059

what do you call it when life becomes aware/gains perception? i think it begins with 'e'?

>> No.20454066

>>20454003
>agnostic atheist
i don't understand what this implies.

>> No.20454069

>>20454041
What would you do with it?

>> No.20454070

>>20454066
Some one is on the fence but desires proof before they believe in god. They are open to the idea

>> No.20454074

>>20454041
>>20454056
stealing this

>> No.20454092

>>20454070
i thought this was just the definition of agnostic.
is there a difference between this and "agnostic atheist"? because an agnostic is definitely not fully atheist.

>> No.20454109

>>20454041
>>20454056
>>20454069
>>20454074
Are you guys A.I's or something what the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.20454118

>>20454109
to be honest was just listening to vybz kartel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwE_14G2ByM

>> No.20454147

>>20454092
There can be hairsplitting. When one doubts all known religion but still thinks there’s probably a god so some sort is agnostic theism, the. You climb up the fence and stay there for a day or two before coming to the more doubtful agnostic atheism which is on the other side of the fence now.

>> No.20454162

>>20454109
"just cry at the right funerals" is a pun ( morning vs mourning)

>> No.20454198

>>20454147
>When one doubts all known religion but still thinks there’s probably a god so some sort is agnostic theism
Thats philosophical theism.

>> No.20454212

>>20454198
That’s a philosophers term though.

>> No.20454213

>>20454147
sounds like some more zoomer genderbabble

>> No.20454222

I think about the 4 years of high school and the 4 years I've had since graduating high shool. They feel like a very different 4 years. The last 4 years dont even feel like 4 years. I wonder if I had done a standard university edcuation if those 4 years would feel the same as high school.

>> No.20454228

I wish that just for one time you could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

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Major...
I'M BURNING UP

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Guess I expected too much out of life

>> No.20454326

>>20454213
It’s just the stages of faith in the supernatural to none. Why are you so obsessed with gender issues?

>> No.20454329

my calf muscle feels like I had a charlie horse but I dont remember that happening... can you sleep through those?

>> No.20454334

I, the Author of this YouTube Comment, & which is known as the YouTube Comment upon which you're currently reading with your eyes and interpreting with your brain cells, am currently sitting in my room -- that is as of writing this YouTube Comment -- that you're Reading & Interpreting via brain cells -- that is at the moment as I sit in my room writing this YouTube comment --, that is me -- who I Am & who you Are as the Interpreter which garners an interpretation of the interpretant; or, the Receiver of my Signal -- that is what you are; you are the Receiver of my Signal & I am the Signal.

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>>20452879
Couldn't help it. Those are centaurian thighs.

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Why can't I stand to be around other people? Whenever I'm in the presence of another person I just get uncontrollably uncomfortable. I have to get away from them as soon as I can without outing myself as a sperg. I just want to be by myself. Is that really too much to ask?

>> No.20454448

watched this porn today where a girl was tied down, ig uess told to keep looking right at the camera while these two girls in masks started tickling her and i liked it?

>> No.20454473

>>20454448
Bondage is the best

>> No.20454478

Watching terrace house. It’s depressing.

>> No.20454482

Any femanon wanna be my bondage fuckbuddy

>> No.20454483

>>20454478
i've heard it's a bit mad

>> No.20454484

>>20454339
You forgot to shop Heidegger’s head over the naughty bits

>> No.20454487

Bros I'm so horny for bondage sex

>> No.20454491

>>20452879

No it fucking doesn't. Orgasm is referred to by the French as "the little death", a phrase which carries an obvious relation to the concept of "post-nut clarity", which occurs immediately after or sometimes simultaneously with orgasm itself.

>> No.20454494

>>20454483
It’s entertaining but not mad. Nothing really happens besides people talking and going on dates but it’s entertaining somehow.

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Being mean and bitter all the time is a cope. I won't remember this insight later, when I'm being a big asshole again.

>> No.20454536

>>20454491
Le petite mort is the orgasm itself. It’s referring to the blissful agony of it.

>> No.20454540

I have channeled the spirits and reached enlightenment, brought to you by Bud Light Lime.
The status quo wants you to be hateful, fearful, and helpless.
Hope for the future - great expectations and dreams - is THE subversive act.
I refuse to succumb to despair. I have faith that humanity is capable of FAR better than this, and will realize it!

>> No.20454566

>>20454536

Don't @ me, ego death was inflicted on you a few months back, but clearly it hasn't killed you because you're undead. I know it's you because of your stupid, characteristic, blithe riffing on sex-related posts. I already fucking said that the little death refers to the orgasm itself (as opposed to the distinct post-nut clarity), you just repeated what I fucking wrote and thought you were being clever in that stupid NPC way of yours. Between the two existing concepts, "blissful agony" is a distinction without a difference, adding nothing.

Everybody here who matters hates you. I don't want you metaphorically dead, second-dead, undead or ego-dead. I want you literally dead. Get out.

>> No.20454567

>>20454491
a little death would fix his problem though wouldn't it?

>> No.20454568

I am very unhappy. Shocking, I know.

>> No.20454570

These rigid but self-imposed social and economic boundaries mean that for at least 3 more years I will only have the same poverty and the same unfulfilling relationships. Today I was notified my landlord will be raising my rent. I had sex with a cute girl off an app, but I'm in love with someone I cannot have. I dream horrible dreams so I sit awake at my dining table and watch youtube on my phone for as long as possible until I pass out then move to my couch or my bed when my neck begins to hurt. Last night I woke up from a dream and I could barely breathe. I knelt at my bathroom sink with both hands on the edge and my face in the crook of my arms until my heart slowed back down. A doctor wrote me a script but the medication makes me sick so I don't take it. The problem isn't not being able to sleep anyway. I won't see a shrink. An Indian girl told me putting sandalwood in a cup of water beside my bed will stop nightmares. I told her it worked but it didn't.

>> No.20454619

>>20452861
the beer sure gets warm fast in the summer

>> No.20454630

At times I feel a thrill at the current situation: we're facing humanity's greatest challenges. It is a time of ultimate overcoming, or ultimate failure, with no ground in-between tenable. It's an audacious death-defying stunt: to thread the flaming loop of The Great Filter.

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>>20454566

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Thus I have heard,
One morning the venerable Ananda approached The Blessed One at Saviti, near Jeta's grove, at Anatapindika's park. He asked the Buddha,
"Venerable sir,
If I install Windows on my thinkpad will I be free of annoying updates?"
"No, Ananda. If you install Windows on your machine you will suffer endless updates when you don't want them, and when you want them to fix a function you will not get the update. Your consciousness will be fed full of discomforting intrusions as a cow with its skin flayed off standing in the marsh, sitting in the marsh, swimming in the marsh devoured by insects and candy crush ads."
"So then, I should save up for a Macbook and then I will be free of these unwholesome states of mind and then enter wholesome states of mind with ease whenever I want them? Did you see the commercial? It had The Beatles! They were here a few years ago!"
"No. All Apple products are impermanent. Their lifecycles are prematurely obsolescent by design. Clicking on that gay shit purchase kiosk is bad karma, Ananda. And so is exchanging unwholesome looks with the Genius bar bhikuni trannies. When you ask for you laptop back it will be covered in CUM mired in CUM it cannot boot up or connect to the Holy Life"
"Venerable sir, is there a way out of this software suffering?"
"Yes, Anondamous there is.
A noble disciple in my training will learn all there is to know the consciousness of machines and run free liberated mind from the bare metal up free of self"(translated from Pali from Burmese from English for proprietary software)

And on that day Anondamous became a fully liberated one, rigging TempleOS to his thinkpad to his Linux server own website become an information stream enterer.

>> No.20454645

>>20454487
I can't maintain degenerate thoughts anymore. When I go to indulge them I just get bored and disgusted and want to get the act over with. I am really worried I am actually ascending to some kind of enlightened state where I can't jack off to weird porn anymore. I've been imagining completely normal sex while masturbating recently. Is this what becoming a monk feels like?

>> No.20454648

>>20454567
A lot of death preferably

>> No.20454649

>>20452981
God you're pathetic

>> No.20454653

https://youtu.be/naI6G9RPFao

>> No.20454654

>>20454570
Give me advice on how to use dating apps

>> No.20454671

>>20454645
You only had a porn induced fetish and now the effects are wearing off. My love for bondage is hardcoded into me.

>> No.20454676

>>20454645
I dont remember the last time I masturbated and today I told a very beautiful aggressively flirty MILF, "I am very attracted to you so I will not talk to you. Goodbye." Walking away beautifully I think that was good karma. She shouted to me that her husband "does not care" and that she "runs around naked" whatever that means.
This country is cuck central and that is old news to me. Why is that? Because I have fully understood it. Become completely disenchanted by it. Become completely disillusioned by it. I have no strong temptation though it is smoldering there just outside of presently burning heat.

>> No.20454698

>>20454654
Get girls to take neutral pictures of you looking nice and like you are the kind of person who "goes out," even if you aren't

Demonstrate some kind of value in your profile, portray yourself as having a job or upward mobility and working on yourself in some way, someone whose life is going well

Be a little funny but not self-deprecating edgelord meta-ironic, it's actually better to be a basic bitch normie and re-use some joke everybody else already does than to try to be a self-aware ironic cynical wallflower guy, because the latter extremely often comes across as bitter and weird

When talking and when on the date, don't be thirsty at all, genuinely do not care whatsoever, just be normal and relaxed like you're content to go through the motions in a pleasant casual way but that you literally do not expect anything. This will ripple through all your actions and remove the obvious thirst from your demeanor. I don't mean this in a "she doesn't owe you anything" way either, I am just saying you need to not care at all.

Don't take anything personally or seriously, be the bigger man in everything, always be ready for things to go weird and to snap into bigger man mode and have a mature take on the situation

Streamline your swiping, don't spend hours on it or make it into a daily hobby, just get it over with all at once efficiently

Expect to get nothing for weeks and then suddenly get something

If you're attractive and tall ignore all of the above and just do whatever you want

>> No.20454706

>>20454698
Is 5'11" tall

>> No.20454707
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20454707

How do I get good at writing in schizobabble? I always thought it was an interesting way to write, but I don't think there's anyways to fake it. The problem is I don't want to become schizophrenic myself just for some prose. Is my only other option to spend hours analyzing and practicing schizobabble?

>> No.20454713

I'm really frustrated because I've made a lot of lifestyle changes hoping they would help me lose weight but nothing has worked. I've actually gained weight and I think I'm heavier than ever.

It just feels like if I'm ever going to be healthy and look good, my only option is to dedicate all my time and energy to fitness, and I don't think that's supposed to be necessary.

>> No.20454716

>>20454706
Yeah that's good especially if you're white.

Also just lie say you're 6'. Give yourself an extra inch or two, and/or get shoes that boost you by an inch. Women are too stupid to check. I've had girls show up and be 5 inches shorter than me, and they told me they were my height. Women are all crazy, and they have no idea what they're doing because the game is so rigged for them they never learn to play.

>> No.20454717

>>20454707
Offend Jews

>> No.20454728

>>20453818

lower your standards

>> No.20454736

Is there a equivalent of Aristotle's Topics for Ethos and Pathos?
Rhetoric is the antistrophe of Dialectic. Why do Aristotle's Categories seem to be so deeply fixated on the way language expresses thought and perception? Does that mean that he is too logocentric? Perhaps, but it's also much more likley that language developed in the way it did because it was the most expeditious way of symbolically communicating how we perceive and apprehend things pre-linguistically. Chomsky sucks, but I suppose that's sort of what he was getting at with his whole Universal Grammar thing. I also believe similar sentiments are expressed by Lacan when he speaks of the unconscious being a 'language'.
Yet Aristotle noted that Logos comprises only one of three of the means of persuasion, the other being Pathos and Ethos. While it seems like the capacity of logical and dialectic is fundamentally embedded in language which itself seems to be rooted in the way humans perceive the world, and as such Inventio/Euresis of Rhetoric requires finding the right Topos from which to shape your Hypothesis.
Aristotle does give a quite all encompassing list of all the motivations of men which he compresses as
>all things that men do of themselves either are, or seem,
good or pleasant; and since men do voluntarily what they do of themselves, and involuntarily what they do not, it follows that all that men do voluntarily will be either that which is or seems good, or that which is or seems pleasant
In modern times ideas like 'product positioning' and 'market segmentation' seem to suggest that there is a potential methodology for finding the right Ethos and Pathos for any given communication. 'Code-Switching' in linguistics and the way we change tone and body language depending on who we are talking to also suggests we intuitively do this. However is there a more rigorous, systematic methodology akin to the Topics?

>> No.20454738

>>20454717
I'm the most anti-Semitic person I know. I've lost friends because I couldn't cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks. However I can't write in a way that's as cryptic and disjointed as the schizos whom I admire or maybe even envy. Maybe it's because I put a lot of practice into make sure my thoughts were organized and articulate and now I can't undo that.

>> No.20454741

>>20454654
Just make sure you have nice photos that show that you do normal things, have a bio that isn't serious, DON'T try and get to know her on the app because everyone does this and she will get bored quickly, keep conversation light/flirty/funny by making make remarks about her profile or the things she says, try and set a date for casual drinks as soon as possible. Depending on how well you're going with the conversation, get her to add you on Instagram if you have a profile which makes you look like a well rounded and sociable person. This will give you more depth and appeal in her eyes without having to do the work over texting. My advice though is to not use them unless you're only interested in having sex which ironically will likely give you better chances of an interaction turning into a relationship than if you were on the app with an intention to seriously date.

>> No.20454747

>>20454645
you've realized how much of our action is merely done because it became habitual rather than any genuine desire or drive behind it

>> No.20454751

>>20453818
>They survived famine, war, lack of hygiene, slavery, etc, and all found ways to breed.
Well they also didn't really have to put up with women having rights and much autonomy either.

>> No.20454755

>>20454738
Install TempleOS and say the Nword mantra

>> No.20454756

getting groceries give me recs

>> No.20454758

>>20454738
Go in the archive and read some Tooker posts (namefag: El Arcon). That'll give you some idea of what a schizo posts like. It's not even necessarily incoherent, it's more like there's some fundamental failure of logic and everything proceeds from there.

>> No.20454760

>>20454756
Bag of rocks

>> No.20454765

>>20454741
>My advice though is to not use them unless you're only interested in having sex which ironically will likely give you better chances of an interaction turning into a relationship than if you were on the app with an intention to seriously date
To expand, this isn't the stupid fucking reddit advice of "you will find a relationship when you're not looking". It's because most of the women on apps are moronic sluts, so don't invest in them. If you HAPPEN to have sex with one who isn't retarded then aim to continue having sex with her and she will eventually start liking you since by virtue of having sex repeatedly you check a good amount of boxes already and will likely fill in the rest as she gets to know you. She doesn't know what those boxes are, she makes them up as she goes and will more than likely mould them around you.

>> No.20454767

>>20454716
just say you're 5'11, girls know that trick.

>> No.20454775

>>20454760
got coke.

healthy options pls :)

>> No.20454778

>>20454747
Then soon you'll realize all the time you wasted. But you might get too apathetic because imagination was always better than reality

Just me? Oh

>> No.20454779

>>20454707
There's two things you can do, firstly create a long chain of metaphors that seem to forget the fact that you're speaking metaphorically, and secondly make all those metaphors or events be invested with Religious or World-Political significance.
You didn't find some weird video on youtube, you found a gateway to a secret evil cabal from another plane of existence, also it's a literal gateway as well as a metaphorical one, and words are keys. See what I mean?

>> No.20454781

my gf has been really distant recently, i still love her but i'm thinking of breaking up with her because i don't feel loved

>> No.20454782

i struggle to wake up in the morning if i have no pressing obligations (usually work)

i will simply lay in bed, pressing snooze on alarms until it's at least past noon. if i put one of those puzzles / challenges on the alarm i do them autistically fast and remain drowsy enough to pass right back out. Sometimes i'll solve them without even perceiving it, waking up hours later with no recollection of doing it

the time i go to sleep has not impacted this at ALL

how the fuck do i stop this, so i can get 5+ more hours in the day?

>> No.20454785

>>20454756
Salt and vinegar chips
Block of sharp cheddar cheese
Canned food for the inevitable apocalypse
The new reeses with chips in it

>> No.20454786

>>20454758
Thanks for the actual rec and insight. Seeing his posts about JK Rowling, you're entirely right about it not being incoherent but there's just some sort of lack of a grounded basis in reality that makes them type the most absurd shit, and they say it like it's the most important thing you'll ever hear.

>> No.20454789

>>20454570
Putting an Indian girl by my bedside will be good karma for my weiner that is a good cause and effect for a boner if you sandalwood my drift

>> No.20454791

>>20454789
I think I get your drift anon you dirty dog!!! ;))

>> No.20454792

>>20454789
That was shit tier and not funny

>> No.20454793

>>20454741
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish

>> No.20454795

>>20453818
I sincerely belive you were just born at an unfortunate time for dating

>> No.20454796

>>20454785
>The new reeses with chips in it
i'm uk

>> No.20454807

Life is fucking audacious, every organism is living faith in the potential of its own success. Next time you're outside, observe how confident living things are, especially animals. They don't give a fuck that 99% of species go extinct. They s t r i v e as hard as they can! It's been one giant gamble for the entire history of life.
And we get to partake in the ultimate of it!
Fuck yeah! FUCK YEAH!

>> No.20454810

>>20454795
i rent, work a dumb office job, don't lift (fit though), got cc debt & no hobbies really and meet girls all the time

>> No.20454818

>>20454796
Oh get some blood pudding, tatos, and Boddingtons then

>> No.20454820

>>20454810
Where do you meet them

>> No.20454824

its fucking hard being a stoic

>> No.20454827

>>20454820
in the smoking area

>> No.20454845

>>20454818
mate

>> No.20454848

>>20454566
As dishonest as you are stupid.

>> No.20454889

Bros I am so fucking tired of life. Do I really have to do this for another 40 or 50 years

>> No.20454891

>>20454889
nobody's forcing you too

>> No.20454901
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>>20454889
Yes, we're all in this together and we need to stay strong

>> No.20454902

>>20454889
how old are you

>> No.20454913

>>20454728
Believe me, I even asked out a 300 lb hippo with 2 kids, and still got rejected.

>> No.20454939

I see these threads are mostly about relationships or lack of relationships now. It’s like a dating thread. Do your own thing and be your own man and the right girl will be drawn to you. Those who try to force themselves into relationships, or conform to get in them, always fail

>> No.20454952

>>20452861
the size of my cock is unremarkable, but the shape sure is strange

>> No.20454975

>>20454952
let's see

>> No.20454980

>>20454975
nah i've posted it a few dozen times on this website and frankly i think i've already over done it

>> No.20454987

>>20452861
>gf is away with family
>gf texts me upset
>she read over an old journal entry where i said i'd fucking kill her if she cheated on me
>tell her i wouldn't do that
>make some racist jokes
>she starts sexting me

>> No.20454997

>>20454980
fair

>> No.20454999

>>20454848

Spitting and sputtering in a few terse words, which amount to "nuh-uh". If you had anything specific on the above post, you would have written in more detail, but you don't, so you didn't. This board was a better place without you in the late winter months when you were silent, and you will be silent again. Discontinue posting, fuck off, and get out. Everybody here who matters hates you and wants you dead.

>> No.20455000

>>20454987
weirdos

>> No.20455010

>>20454999
You're a complete psycho. Get help before it's too late.

>> No.20455024
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20455024

Nearly six p.m., the Notre Dame de Paris,
Still green and grey, now livened with red fire.
That was a grand display of all the Arts;
God's, Man's, the Devil's. The crowd admired,
Stiff-necked, steely their hearts.

Marked by a pillar of skyward smoke,
It sang louder than a cathedral choir.
The storm within and the peace without.
Everyone secretly backs a fire.
I never thought to doubt.

>> No.20455031

>>20455010

Spoken like a person who didn't browse regularly when it posted more regularly. I am quite right in every respect of my sentiments.

>> No.20455038

>>20455031
bit rich coming from you. acting like a raving lunatic won't get at butterfly they've been on this board since before we were born.

>> No.20455041

>>20454987
>when bpd meets bpd
>= happily ever after?

>> No.20455045
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20455045

last night, once again, I contemplated it. I'm too much of a coward to go forward with it.

>> No.20455047

>>20455045
how were you gonna do it

>> No.20455064
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20455064

>still no jewish gf

>> No.20455066

I feel perfectly fine.
We have to be humble. Years ago I would have never thought I'd be able to become someone so well balanced. I even feel mildly succesful for someone in my country and context.
I feel more empathy now than before. How can some succesful people become so shallow?
I feel more myself now. I only need more time to read and write, but I do not feel desperate for not having it now.
I feel like I have all the time in the world.
I feel like I could have a mission. I enjoy everything now. Everything could fail any second.

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>>20455047
Rope

>> No.20455073

>>20455064
>currently drinking jameson out of that exact bottle, same size
>it's half in front of the monitor and angled toward me in that exact way
Wtf, where is my Alex Jones

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>>20455070
at least you're thinking of others, guns are so hard to clean up after

>> No.20455095

Shitpost:

The boy could not have been more than ten, and still, he carried the punching bag. In his leisure he punched the bag in the field with unwrapped hands. Some days when his writs were swollen, and the pain of punching became too much, he would kick and bite the piece of leather. Years passed, and the leather bag became full of patched holes and bruises. Many times, it was stuffed anew with sand or pillows. Each day he screamed at the bag, bled on the bag, laid on the bag.
As a teenager he once dreamt of the bag, and what a miraculous dream it was. He walked with the bag across a long concrete bridge. He looked into a river flowing below, whose banks were covered in a mass of vegetation. There were geese in the river floating on the back of a leviathan catfish. “Quite the sight,” said the boy to the bag. Yes, truly.
The boy awoke, and in tears, embraced the mass of leather beside his bed.

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20455099

I always wanted to be one of those spec ops glowies.

>> No.20455119
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>>20455099
same. psychiatrist in my family is treating a retired glower that used to go abroad and work for foreign corporations to collect info and sometimes collapse them internally through rigged financial advice or sometimes very unfortunate, uncoordinated, unplanned suicides. sounds like honest work. he owns a golf course now.

>> No.20455122

>>20455038

I have been using this website on a daily basis since early 2004, and I have been regularly browsing /lit/ since the mid-2010s or so. As others have put it more eloquently than I could, it is the single worst poster in the entire history of the site. Your point about its unfortunate tenacity is quite valid (as I know better than you-this is largely due to its obliviousness), but hating those who deserve to be hated and wishing death on those who deserve to be dead is not "raving lunacy". In the past few months, we had for the first time on this board, in several years, a blessed cessation of its presence. It doesn't bother with a tripcode anymore, for whatever reason. Popularly, this break is attributed to "the Updike incident". Clearly, something has changed. I would hope to restore this happy state of affairs by discouraging it in the strongest possible terms. This tactic runs counter to the "ignore them and they'll go away/don't feed the troll" conventional wisdom, but it keeps posting anyway. The idea is that something made it stop recently so let's just double down on the salutary hatred.

>> No.20455131

>>20454939
Just bee urself

>> No.20455152

>>20455092
Yeah, I would hate to stain the wooden floors.

>> No.20455171

>>20454824
Complaining about the difficulties of stoic life isn't a stoic thing to do.

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20455190

Would you go to hell in place of a loved one?

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>>20455171
lmfao

>> No.20455211
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20455211

/lit/ is a board dedicated to literature so it would make sense that images aren't posted here as much as they are on other boards, but it seems like there's been a decline of image posts across 4chan as a whole. Looking at screencaps from fifteen years ago it seemed like every other post had an image, mostly reaction images but it seemed like people just posted whatever. At one point it seemed like common knowledge that attaching an image to your post is the best way to get people to read it. Nowadays threads can often go twenty or sometimes fifty posts without an image aside from the OP image. It's probably an influx of phoneposters and newfags from other sites that are responsible for the decline in image posting. Maybe it also has to do with the fact that imageboards aren't novel anymore. Nearly every social media website allows its users to post images now, so there's no point in using an imageboard for the sake of posting an image. At the same time communication has become more text-based with the rise of instant messaging, and emojis have taken the place of reaction images. Jannies are also more prone to deleting a lot of images now, as well, like basedjaks and anything that might upset the advertisers. I miss the frequent image posts. A lot imageboard culture is being lost as image posts become less frequent. 4chan prides itself on being different from the rest of the internet but this blind pride has gone unchecked and soon 4chan will only have the most superficial differences from the other websites that it despises because of lack of image posting. Really, the only thing that can be done is the encourage people to post more pictures but 4chan staff might find it in their best interest to keep the amount of images low to save on server resources. There are alternative ways to host images though, like file-sharing websites such as catbox and certain user-made plugins that may be forbidden to name. The decline in image posting isn't a bad thing from a self-interested standpoint either, because it means that the posts I make that have an image attached will stand out much more from the sea of text posts made by Reddit tourists. I want the old days back but I know it's not feasible, and there are some good things about the new days as well.

>> No.20455215

>>20455211
posting images just seems a bit... try hard?

>> No.20455220

I think I'm coming down with a very bad case of nostalgia, probably made even worse by midlife crisis.

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>>20455211
I shall now accompany every piece of shit post I ever make with some shitty image that no one will ever like

>> No.20455227
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>>20455215
There is an exception to be made for this board in particular, but if you don't want to post images why are you using an imageboard website? This is a place where you can share the pictures you made and the pictures you saved. The best memories I've had on this website came from pictures that other anons posted. You may be familiar with the "Mongolian basket-weaving forum" meme and it's variants, but people tend to forget that this is literally a Japanese animation imageboard. Of course, not all boards are about anime, but image-sharing was always core part of this website.

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>>20455227
Infographs ruined it for me

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>>20455220
what u crisis'in about?

>> No.20455233

>>20455227
tbf I only use lit but I think the draw to 4chan for most people wasn't attaching images to your replies

>> No.20455236

>>20452861
I'm completely directionless: no skills, no friends, and no life. Still live with my parents. About to graduate (in english lit) in the fall and I truly feel as though there is no future. Been looking at all the grad pictures of classmates from middle school and high school. And here I am still on 4Chan. At times feel like im going to burst or just do something just to feel like a person again. Want to see it explode. Dissimulation excites me. see it go Bye. Bye. All over, blood pixelates. digitally record my self . I screenshot myself the image lies corrupted and . fragmented. Pepe feels good man.jpg. I've lost touch. Haven't been touched in years. I'd love to see the face stomped into the dirt EPIC STYLE. .a big tiddy woman to suffocate and spit on me. Some $ saved nothing to spend it on. Maybe I'll buy some research chemicals just to see something new. Or that big tiddy woman alternatively. Probably not too much of a straight edge. Nice to fantasize though. Need to invest wisely. Big tiddy suffocation has long term growth potential. Ngmi
Gave plasma today. Strapped to a machine that whirs and beeps. Rows and rows of donor humans. Cold in the arm when the process completes. It's cause they put an artificial substance back in to replace the plasma. Well that's okay I didn't need it more than it needs me.
Discontenting me, draining me till nothing is left behind, I forget, but theres nothing just whirring in a white fluorescent clinic.
Tommorow I'm going to an interview for a security job. I'm going to become the creepy weird uncle. I'm going to become that old manager at the pub I worked at who was always drunk and would take his anger out on the student workers. Steve was his name.
I'll never do anything significant. I'll settle down with some low pay meaningless job for the rest of my life. Or I'll waste years of my short existence trying to obtain more and more while never truly enjoying anything. For what? a little nice home, to begin the replication process all over again. Become a mid level manager shoot out some parasites who'll grow big and fat and theyll hate you for it to.. Fatties know that game: conservation of energy. No matter what I do, what's done is spent and finished. No matter what direction I take I'll look back and realize how much has been wasted.
I don't want to just be a little speck of nothing working on my tiny little insignificant tasks wasting years of my life for nothing.
Maybe I'll try and break into the prostitution field.

>> No.20455240

>>20453902
>that's just completely retarded
no it's not, i'm just a very visual person.

>> No.20455242

>>20455211
reaction images are very web 2.0

>> No.20455247

>>20455232
My city celebrated its day yesterday, so today the news portal made a list of old songs about it for readers to decide which is the best. They put youtube videos, so there are a lot of images of how the city looked like when I was a kid, a startling contrast to the dilapidated trash dump that it is today. And there was snow, thick, white snow. I can't remember when was the last time we had snow that lasted longer than half an hour.

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I hope that this new apartment works out, my room kinda smells right now and I hope these roommates don't mind. I hope I don't have too much stuff, I guess I'll just have to dump some of it if I do.

I have too much stuff, generally. I need to just have less, live lighter.

Maybe I need to leave the city? What the fuck is the point of living here if you're not making crazy money?

But what else would I do, really. I don't know any farmers, or really anyone without an urbanite profession.

~~~

I wish I didn't have a fetish. This shit is really annoying, if I could remove if via hypnosis or something that would be great. Hey, maybe I should try that.

At the same time, what if I just have no sex drive once it's gone?

yeah fetishes are odd.


~~~

I can't wait to write again, it's been like three days, I've just been doing all moving stuff. God moving sucks ass


~~~

I wish she would text me again, but I think it was just a fling. The sex was good though, she gave amazing head. She had such small hands and such a nice mouth.

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>>20455070

>> No.20455254
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20455254

What music makes you feel close to God?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSif77IVQdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRvMx8uWaX4

>> No.20455256

>>20455190
For my daughters, yes, without hesitation.
Anyone else, no.

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20455258

I am sad.
Picrel is an image of a Punjabi Sikh rapper who was shot dead a few days ago. It makes me sad. One thing is that I saw images of his corpse right after death, still in the shot-up vehicle. I try to avoid gore so that shook me. Then I watched footage of his funeral and I was sad at all the grief people were feeling, their wails and tears, etc. It made me ache.

My siblings, younger cousins and Punjabi friends are in shambles over this too, even those who hated his music. Hell, I didn't like his music and I'm sad about this. I think the worst part about it is that the person who killed him was another Punjabi Sikh. I hate that we are killing each other over gang shit. I

>> No.20455263

gonna finally get vaccinated one of these days

>> No.20455264

>>20455211
There wasn't that many reaction images 15 years ago. It kind of started somewhere in the like mid 2010's. There would constantly be a bunch of "reaction images threads" all over the place, on every board with images from this board's culture.

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>>20455190
I know she would not want it, but my mom probably.

>> No.20455267

>>20455258
am I allowed to laugh at this
it is a funny photo

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>>20455267
no

you can leave now

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>>20455236
Hey I'm like you, except I didnt graduate and can't write for shit.

>> No.20455282

>>20455275
Nigger

>> No.20455283

>>20455258
Look at the bright side; Punjabi rap is now resembling an actual rap scene!

>> No.20455291

>>20455275
sry
pour one out

>> No.20455312

>>20455236
This was an entertaining read, you have enjoyable prose, but sorry your life is like that anon. I feel like my life is along that trajectory as well. Maybe you should spend some money on getting big tits to suffocate you. Would probably make you feel better. Spending money like that is shameful but it's better to actually experience it once that way instead of going your whole life wanting it.

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>>20455312
I'll try my best. If I'm going to be a weirdo, might as well go full in on it. Embrace the lifestyle.
I probably won't go with Tiddies. . I'm afraid of women, which is why I fantasize about them crushing or suffocating me. A man can dream.

>> No.20455381

i used to sneer at people who attached anime to their posts but today this shrinking minority are probably the best overall posters on 4chan

>> No.20455395

Still up, still havent slept.
Met my friend as the sun svept
over the morning skies,
connected through webb.

Not a meeting per se,
but a meeting none the less.
Distant. Afar. Also close.
Covered behind the screen indoors with old friend is a safe bet.

Yet, I feel somethings off.
Watching silly streams.
Writing silly poems.
Sleepwalking artist´s dream.

>> No.20455401

then later on, on the drive home
i called her mom from a payphone
i said i was the cops
and your husband's in jail
the state looks down on sodomy

>> No.20455426

>>20455381
in 2014 I was given some heartfelt recs on /mu/ by someone using anime rxn images that have defined my music taste for the rest of my life.

>> No.20455429

>>20455426
I still look down on people who do it
but they are kind of wise

>> No.20455440

>>20454716
why would they check some insignificant inch, that's a waste of time holy shit, people place too much importance on height

>> No.20455442

>>20455426
just found it on the archive - I remembered their wording still. it was 2013 I was underage

>> No.20455453

>>20455429
they usually type in an old school kind of way, which is nice. longer posts on average. a bit like message boards used to be. not glib all-lowercase phonefaggotry like me or the drooling schizophrenia of /pol/tardism
>>20455426
>>20455442
that's cool
link?

>> No.20455458

>>20455453
yeah they seem weirdly put-together (while also inexplicably into anime)
https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/42421070/#42424832
my lore -- first rec
tful still probably my favourite band

>> No.20455473

>>20455453
>all-lowercase phonefaggotry
Dumb phoneposters usually start their sentences with a capital letter (phone keyboards often do it automatically) and don't end their sentence with a period.

>> No.20455478

>>20455473
i have switched off auto-capitals, for maximum faggotry :~)

>> No.20455522

>>20455024
https://voca.ro/1oVizaJ2gd7O

>> No.20455565

>>20455522
https://voca.ro/1jFDUZyXGZSN

>> No.20455589

>>20455565
https://voca.ro/1gWE7wuOz81e

>> No.20455663

>>20455211
there was such a thing as 4chan textboards and there was a lit or a books board there

>> No.20455686
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>>20454003
Monkeys are not related to humans
Humans are not animals

You don't need to be religious to understand that man is, and should be classified as; separate from the animal kingdom

>> No.20455719 [DELETED] 

Castello, the local mob boss, was fumbling with the little girl on his lap who had just downed two individual sized bottles of coke. She really had to go and was squirming anxiously in an effort to get free of his strong grasp without having to say the embarrassing thing: that she had to pee real bad. But Castello wasn't blind, in fact that had been his idea all along when he offered her first one pop, immediately followed by another. Her mom, a very comely woman of about thirty, with gloriously aerodynamic bombs-away-breasts, had tried to discourage the child from taking the second pop, but she had been quickly overruled by Giovanni Castello. Now the pantyhosed child in the short Shirley Temple dress was at the point of bursting and Castello had already begun to tickle her mercilessly in a feigned attitude of avuncular joi de vivre. Suddenly there was a sharp cry followed by the sound of a very strong stream of pee that splashed obscenely all over Castello's left leg and crotch. Watch it you little hussy he growled in feigned anger as the child began to cry even as the hot jet continue to splash boisterously on Castello's lightweight Merino wool suit pants. Angela, come here, he screamed to his secretary. Get this little hussy off of me, before she ends up drowning me in pee! Angela knocked into the girl's mother, who had stood up with the intent to retrieve her tragic child. Sit down, Mrs Rossini, he said sternly, Angela will handle this! Angela take Felicia to the bathroom and get her washed up, then change her into one of the Shirley Temple dresses in the front window display. Yes, sir, Mr Castello! Come Felicia, let's get you out of those soiled clothes, they already reek! The girl, red-faced and bawling uncontrollably, was led away by the secretary. Amara you owe me, you owe me big! Io sono il capo di questa città! You and that little hussy of yours have embarrassed me! Come here and help get out of these reeking clothes! Mrs Rossini did as she was told and helped Castello out of the ruined Merino wool suit pants, even as she tried to look away while doing it. Suddenly she felt his large hand on her haunches. Then the other began to paw at her sweater-clad "tette a boma." No Castello, non ora, ti prego, la bambina tornerà presto! Bend over and lift your skirt Amara. You owe me! No, I beg you, Don Castello. Please not today, spare me the embarrassment, I'm wearing yesterday's drawers, they're unclean! I said bend over you, hussy, and he took out a whip...

>> No.20455730

>>20452861
Castello, the local mob boss, was fumbling with the little girl on his lap who had just downed two individual sized bottles of coke. She really had to go and was squirming anxiously in an effort to get free of his strong grasp without having to say the embarrassing thing: that she had to pee real bad. But Castello wasn't blind, in fact that had been his idea all along when he offered her first one pop, immediately followed by another. Her mom, a very comely woman of about thirty, with gloriously aerodynamic bombs-away-breasts, had tried to discourage the child from taking the second pop, but she had been quickly overruled by Giovanni Castello. Now the pantyhosed child in the short Shirley Temple dress was at the point of bursting and Castello had already begun to tickle her mercilessly in a feigned attitude of avuncular joi de vivre. Suddenly there was a sharp cry followed by the sound of a very strong stream of pee that splashed obscenely all over Castello's left leg and crotch. Watch it you little hussy he growled in feigned anger as the child began to cry even as the hot jet continue to splash boisterously on Castello's lightweight Merino wool suit pants. Angela, come here, he screamed to his secretary. Get this little hussy off of me, before she ends up drowning me in pee! Angela knocked into the girl's mother, who had stood up with the intent to retrieve her tragic child. Sit down, Mrs Rossini, he said sternly, Angela will handle this! Angela take Felicia to the bathroom and get her washed up, then change her into one of the Shirley Temple dresses in the front window display. Yes, sir, Mr Castello! Come Felicia, let's get you out of those soiled clothes, they already reek! The girl, red-faced and bawling uncontrollably, was led away by the secretary. Amara you owe me, you owe me big! Io sono il capo di questa città! You and that little hussy of yours have embarrassed me! Come here and help me get out of these reeking clothes! Mrs Rossini did as she was told and helped Castello out of the ruined Merino wool pants, even as she tried to look away while doing it. Suddenly she felt his large hand on her haunches. Then the other began to paw at her sweater-clad "tette a bomba." No Castello, non ora, ti prego, la bambina tornerà presto! Bend over and lift your skirt Amara. You owe me! No, I beg you, Don Castello. Please not today, spare me the embarrassment, I'm wearing yesterday's drawers, they're unclean! I said bend over you, hussy, and he took out a whip...

>> No.20455744
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20455744

Why do English speakers use "they" for everything?
Do they forget that "it" is a pronoun? That is used for animals and inanimate objects?
Why the fuck do they use "they" for animals now? This bothers me. This is wrong.

I'm not even talking about transgender-nonbinary-gender neutral shit. Just... a normal animal. A singular animal. Why "they". Why not "it". Do they teach this in school now? Where do they get this from? This person is not even an American.

>> No.20455833

>>20455744
it's entirely idiomatic

>> No.20455860

>>20455258
sick man of india

>> No.20455901

I need a new wardrobe, but everything sounds like it will fall apart in few months, after it cost me a small fortune. There's a worrying amount of paper in production of Ikea's new furniture, supposedly eco-friendly, but not one bit wallet-friendly.

>> No.20455927

Met this 36f her boyfriend beat her and she's an alcoholic. Meet up with her a few times after she breaks up with her boyfriend. Try to let her down nicely but she doesn't get the message. Calls me at 4am complaining about random minor problems. I eventually make love to her but then basically stop speaking to her unless she messages me then I'm only nice to her.
This leads to "I miss you" texts from and her wanting to be fwbs.
However she called me and started swearing at me when I tried to seduce her over video chat and I blocked her.
Now I can't stop thinking about her. HELP.

>> No.20455955

>>20455927
can't really give advice for that situation that's mad but in my experience any time you push a girl back (an attractive one i mean) for some reason she's always on your mind a lot (then it goes)

>> No.20455975

I only ever fall for the batshit crazy girls

>> No.20455985

>>20455975
If she's pretty, got big titty, just get her pregnant, nature will take care of the rest!

>> No.20455989

>>20455927
Been there brother. Your mistake was sleeping with her, but sometimes it can't be helped - we are only human. You'll forget about her soon enough.

>> No.20456010

My physical dick feels so much better when I haven't wanked in a while. It feels softer or smoother or something or maybe spongier. It also feels better when it's been soaking in pussy juice, like it moisturizers the skin.

>> No.20456014
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>>20455989

>> No.20456046

>>20456014
>Tom
>Myrtle
Is that some pornographic fanfiction of Harry Potter? Ghost blowjobs?

>> No.20456067

>>20456014
Oh no don't get me wrong, as I said - it can't be helped. My similar situation has seen me sleep with this same crazy girl now five separate times because each time it comes down to it my dick just won't let me say no. Every single time it is the wrong thing to do and every single time I tell myself I'll never do it again. But alas, only human.

>> No.20456083

>>20456046
dreadful banter

>> No.20456084

Big dicks will rule the world

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>>20456084
Women respect only big dicks and mind-blowing rough fucking, everything else is just a social game to them.

>> No.20456257

>>20453049
Just go crash on his couch anon. You’re not doing anything. Go with the flow, experience something different.

>> No.20456262

>>20453247
I am the same

>> No.20456288

>>20456164
imagine being that smug because you bought a shirt

>> No.20456341
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/lit/ in a nutshell

>> No.20456370

Does anyone else have the issue where you can only read long (500+ page) books? I don't know why, but something about the immersiveness and depth of a very long novel just pulls me in and makes shorter works feel like a waste of time.

>> No.20456416

>>20456370
I’m the opposite. I loved doorstoppers years ago, but there are too many things to do and books to read to spend an exorbitant amount of time on one novel

>> No.20456442

>>20456416
Yeah it's definitely a commitment especially because I'm a slowish reader but I just find myself not being able to get into a short novel knowing how quickly it will all end. I adore the feeling of the opening hundred pages of a doorstopper, knowing how much left there is to go, it's a really exciting feeling to me.

>> No.20456490

I blink and suddenly find I've wasted the whole day on the evil little screen, yet again. Fucks sake

>> No.20456516

>>20456442
Everyone has different tastes. I’ve sorta solved my issue by reading multiple books at once. Probably 75% of my books are rereads anyway. I would just hate the feeling when I was halfway through a 800 page book and I’d get fatigued and start eying other books. Now I’ll just put it aside and read what I’m in the mood for and go back to it the next day

>> No.20456523

I'm thinking about trying to retake an old job where I can make a lot of money very quickly. The job is hell and I've sworn off jobs like this forever. In fact, I think I don't want to do any more jobs like this one or the one I have now, but part of me wants to do it just to make a lot of money quickly for a while before I exit that world forever.

>> No.20456525

Recommend me a decent podcast lads x

>> No.20456531

>>20456523
Escort?

>> No.20456536
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>>20455211
My effort post art works have rarely ever been reposted. I'm pretty butthurt about it. I photoshopped the Supreme drip jacket onto like 20 reusable characters. Even my George Freud Sigmund Floyd image didn't get reposted. Siyjaks and pepes are like the tokens here that always work. I hate Gigachad now.

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>read a transformative piece of literature
>unable to function in society

Love education, me

>> No.20456551

>>20455744
Neurotic tantrums provoked by use of "it". A financial checkmate that lasts months of grudgey abuse. I have been there. I think that's how all of English came to be and so did the Bible

>> No.20456557

>>20455744
Because "it" sounds like you're referring to an object and generally people with empathy for animals like to humanize them. So calling them "it" sounds harsh. I don't except ESLs to understand this concept

>> No.20456559

>>20456536
This isn’t work safe.

>> No.20456560

>>20456164
what kind of a pussy are you if a girl has never ask you "can we do it not so hard?"
Also, isn't it ironic that christian girls like to be choked and spanked?

>> No.20456566

>>20456531
No lol it's a normal job. It just sucks and is hard to fill so it pays alot.

>> No.20456570

>>20456559
Wtf man

>> No.20456571

I wish I was bri'ish

>> No.20456573

>>20456571
someone's hit rock bottom

>> No.20456574

>>20456571
No you don't

>> No.20456576

I don't want to go back to work, reeeeeee

anyway, if evens I'll install oblivion later

>> No.20456591
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20456591

Still no tracking info on my AbeBooks order. This isn't fair. This isn't how you do business...

>> No.20456596

>>20456591
AbeBooks and ThriftBooks take fucking forever. If you live in a city you're better off just fucking a local used book store.

>> No.20456598

would you buy a car with 200km(124 miles) on it?

>> No.20456603

>>20456591
Which book did you even order? I know people often don’t like digital but if you want I can look for a pdf of whatever it is for you.

>> No.20456604

>>20456591
>trolled by bezos
lol

>> No.20456606

>>20456598
Assuming you mean 124 thousand miles, then no. I probably wouldnt. Unless it was dirt cheap

>> No.20456609

>>20456598
only if the owner could reasonably explain the low mileage

>> No.20456610

>>20456609
>>20456606
i meant thousands

>> No.20456611

>>20456591
first world problems

>> No.20456613

>>20456603
The Beach, i dont have ebook so digital is not optimal

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>>20456591
I'LL SHOW THEM HOW WE DO BUSINESS

>> No.20456628

>>20456560
It's true, I had three catholic church girls and all of them demanded rough sex.

>> No.20456644

>>20456628
The Freudian bullshit artist in me is trying to draw some kind of analogy between how God is the ultimate patriarch, and the whole guilt-punish rule system of the church, and their desire to be 'ruled' in the bedroom.

>> No.20456657

>>20456644
No doubt about that. Probably getting back at conservative parents too so they're larping as cheap whores before they're pressured into marriage with some virgin church cuck.

>> No.20456672

>>20456657
Sorta how it’s the girls with racist parents who end up with black guys

>> No.20456677

>>20456672
Yeah

>> No.20456684

I blew it with a Catholic girl a few weeks ago and we never had sex and you guys are making me regret it now.

>> No.20456689

>>20456684
What happened?

>> No.20456694

Whose worth reading on substack?

>> No.20456697

>>20456694
literally no one

>> No.20456701

>>20456672
Or a girlfriend cheating on her racist boyfriend with a black guy. Poltards beware

>> No.20456702

>>20456689
I misread the situation and didn't make a move by the 2nd date so I think she just lost interest. I met someone else a week later and things have been much better so it worked out in the end.

>> No.20456704

>>20456697

Good morning CIA

>> No.20456710

>>20456694
me

>> No.20456713

>>20456704
>implying substack is not an op
nice try officer

>> No.20456716

>>20456613
That’s understandable but, if you ever just want to read it on your phone or computer, here.

https://usa1lib.org/book/1625062/5bd230

>> No.20456718

>>20456702
Good for you. But yeah gotta move fast nowadays, not even the supposedly chaste girls have patience for courting period.

>> No.20456722

>>20456657
Suddenly I realize that the whole irony of Michael J. Fox being conservative in Family Ties is true to life

>> No.20456728

Wish I had more sex

>> No.20456731

paying for software
i'm officially old

>> No.20456739

>>20456728
Me too.
And by that I mean both I wish you had more sex, and I wish that I also had more sex too... but with other people.

>> No.20456744

>>20456728
Youre not missing much
I dont even really enjoy the act of sex itself but I must admit the buildup to it is quite enjoyable.

>> No.20456761

>>20456744
It's the goddamn biology, man... I wish I was asexual, actually

>> No.20456770

>>20456731
I feel you, my friend. I actually paid to stream a movie the other day. I felt something in my heart give.

>> No.20456848

new thread ahahahahaha: >>20456845
new thread ahahahahaha: >>20456845
new thread ahahahahaha: >>20456845
new thread ahahahahaha: >>20456845

>> No.20456951

>>20453781
I just hope she's okay and getting help

>> No.20457009

How can I be more productive? Lately, I waste a lot of time when I want to be working on things. Sometimes I'll waste entire days and not work on them at all. These are things I do enjoy too.

>> No.20457042

>>20457009
Put aside childish things that distract you from the “productive”

>> No.20457121

>>20456951
You can save her

>> No.20457417

>>20456657
>before they're pressured into marriage with some virgin church cuck.
Depressing.

>> No.20458013

>>20454987
Couple of sluts

>> No.20458046

>>20454707
Just start saying vaguely negative things about our government