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What books would the angry literature nerd hate?

>> No.20413119
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>>20413101
Why is he so angry?

>> No.20413122

>>20413101
Talking dragons are always kino and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>> No.20413141

>>20413101
Licensed Novelizations of movie I guess? Like 2001 a space Odyssey.

>> No.20413153

>>20413141
oh fuck you

>> No.20413179

>>20413141
is this some in-joke? I thought Clarke wrote that concurrently with the screenplay, and that it's a legitimate, standalone work

>> No.20413190

>>20413101
James Rolfe has done some talking about books videos. He likes Universal movies/horror movie books, as well as children's media like the Wizard of Oz novels and Goosebumps.

>> No.20413195

>>20413179
I dunno it just seems like something the nerd would make fun of. I don't have a problem with it myself

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>>20413217
That would work perfectly. Especially since that book is even about Polybius.

>> No.20413227

>>20413222
Forgot to add

>”More like Call of the Croc-o-shit!”

>> No.20413247

I used to enjoy Eragon, but the movie was so bad that I immediately lost any joy I felt from reading the series.

>> No.20413270

Pretty much anything by Piers Anthony, Ernest Cline, Dan Brown, or Weis and Hickman.

And can he also do plays? If so, he'll probably regularly do episodes on Tyler Perry, who must have the most fabulous cock in the world, because there's no way that fucking hack could possibly've made it without pulling some sort of Bialystockesque operation on a bunch of old theater queens looking for a last thrill on the way to the cemetary.

>> No.20413278

>>20413101
>Infinite Jest? more like Infinite FUCKING SHIT

>> No.20413280

>>20413217
>>20413222
>>20413227

Kek. James Rolfe ripping into F. Gardner’s books would be the most kino fucking videos I can imagine.

>> No.20413295

>>20413141
based

>> No.20413391

>>20413101
There was a spanish YT channel called "geek furioso de la literatura". It was like AVGN/Nostalgia Critic but with fantasy books (most of all) and a shitty camera.

>> No.20413543

>>20413101
The bible

>> No.20413650

>>20413391
His videos were actually funny, so sad that he is kind of dead now

>> No.20413681

>>20413101
Self-published erotic novellas on amazon.

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Don't forget this guy!

>> No.20415012

>>20413101
Those books were pretty good when I was 9. How was the last one any good since it wasn't out back then?

>> No.20415087

>>20415012
>yooo it's gonna be three books ok!
>I promise guys this trilogy gonna be INSANE
>makes a fourth book for extra money
I dropped the series at that moment. I never found out the ending. It was my first redpilling experience.

>> No.20415352

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>> No.20415367

Who cares. What a waste of effort/thought.

>> No.20416790 [DELETED] 

Call of the Crocodile

>> No.20416884

>>20413101
Onision books