how do you respond

[Anonymous No.20399317]

[Anonymous No.20399322]

>>20399317
I almost spilled my coffee! Good one, anon

[Anonymous No.20399325]

"Hahahahahahahaa"
*laugh react*

[Anonymous No.20399328]

good one

[Anonymous No.20399339]

I argue that if David Lewis’ modal realism is true, modal realists from different possible worlds can fall in love with each other. I offer a method for uniquely picking out possible people who are in love with us and not with our counterparts. Impossible lovers and trans-world love letters are considered. Anticipating objections, I argue that we can stand in the right kinds of relations to merely possible people to be in love with them and that ending a trans-world relationship to start a relationship with an actual person isn't cruel to one's otherworldly lover.

[Anonymous No.20400539]

[Anonymous No.20400558]

My greatest fear is that I will have several daughters and no sons. I know three families who have 3 or more daughters. Nearly every one of those daughters is a whore and/or a coal burner. They are all irresponsible prodigal babies who think that life is about doing whatever you want until you're 25 while daddy foots the bill, and then magically finding a man who will take over for daddy from there (after you've "had fun" by fucking 5+ other men first of course).

I am engaged to a girl right now and we want to start a family as soon as possible. If I have daughters I will begrudgingly raise them the best I can. I will do my best to try to save even one of them. But the odds are not in my favor and I know it. I will therefore make a dread pact with myself, to cut any daughter loose and stop loving her the instant she reveals herself as a thot. From that moment forward I will not be her provider except in the barest sense required by blood relation. I will no longer encourage her to play the violin or follow her dreams, because it will be clear she has traded in her violin for instagram likes, and her dreams for cock. Every daughter of mine will have an emergency eject lever installed, except when I pull the lever it ejects them from my life.

I will also continue having children until I have at least two sons, because I assume that only 1/10 women will be good humans on average (if that). I need at least two sons. At least if you fuck up a son, you can take some responsibility for it. With a daughter, you can do everything right and she'll still become a thot.

If you are someone's daughter reading this post right now, know this. Every man feels this way unless he is blind, and if he is blind, he is just a pathetic slave. Do you want your father to be proud of you and really love you? Or, if he's too blindly indulgent to judge you, do you at least want to avoid humiliating him and treating him like your slave? Then do not become a whore. Do not act like a thot. Every time you do, you not only make it impossible for good men to love you, you humiliate your father and break his heart.

[Anonymous No.20400644]

>>20399317
Swearing is uncouth for a civilized person.

[Anonymous No.20400673]

>>20399317
imply you're not his because even the milkman is more intelligent

[Anonymous No.20400679]

>>20400558
Pride and Prejudice was kino

[Anonymous No.20400696]

I would never have Kant in my library, or Schopenhauer for that matter

[Anonymous No.20401324]

>>20400696
get a load of this sex-haver

[Anonymous No.20401653]

Your knowledge of this book is a priori

[Anonymous No.20401667]

kant = virgin
deleuze and guattari = chad

[Anonymous No.20401673]

>>20399317
If you think you can critique pure reason, you Kant.

[Anonymous No.20401677]

>>20399317
OOGA BOOGA SEX SEX SEX ALL I THINK ABOUT IS SEX OO OO AA AA

[Anonymous No.20401743]

>>20399317
It's funny because that works on both normies, and bookworms. Normies think you're a weird nerd, and bookworms think your literary palette immature.

[Anonymous No.20401749]

>>20399317
Based fukken dad

[Anonymous No.20402056]

>>20399317
Why are American families seem so dysfunctional? Is it just an Internet thing or do Americans really just constantly insult their family members?

[Anonymous No.20402118]

>>20401667
i don't think furries are chads

[Anonymous No.20402123]

>>20400558
You only have daughters if you have high testosterone so you don't have to worry

[Anonymous No.20402142]

Birth control prevents pregnancy, yes, so I understand the humour, but at the same time, birth control implies sex, as it is after all sex that leads to pregnancy and the requirement for birth control in the first place, so this funny jab at his son that implies reading Kant will make him less attractive in the eyes of women and force chastity upon him seems to me to have a faulty foundational reasoning, and so, what at first may have seemed funny was, in actual fact, not funny at all.

[Anonymous No.20402159]

>>20400558
That's a huge waste of time. Just go full shitskin and honor kill them when they become thots.

[Anonymous No.20402181]

>>20399317
Based dad

[Anonymous No.20403208]

>>20399317
"Too late, I already fucked your wife."

[Anonymous No.20403217]

>>20400696
Why

[Anonymous No.20403239]

>>20399317
I actually have my dad's copy iwith me. I doubt he'd pull this one on me.