/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.20394270]

"ITT post like we're in a book" stated Anonymous with a blank expression.

[Anonymous No.20394273]

>>20394270
"Whatever", -- typed other Anonymous with a blank expression.

[Anonymous No.20394289]

>>20394270
>>20394273
Anonymous had read enough posts. It was now time for him to head to bed. He would probably not sleep for another while, but it was better than staying up browsing another page on this board.
Anonymous got under the blankets and close his eyes. He couldn't help but open them again as that one thought came back up again... That thought that worried him. That he would...

[Anonymous No.20394292]

>>20394289
(forgot pic related)

[Anonymous No.20394294]

>>20394289
(>and close his eyes
*closed)

[Anonymous No.20394316]

>>20394289
...not find his aspirations come to life.
Anonymous kept seeking some serenity, but was constantly troubled by his mind.
Was that why he mindlessly scrolled through this forum? He began to think he should get back on it or watch a video to distract himself a little longer. However, Anonymous realized that would probably make him feel worse.
He compromised and decided to play some music on his phone as he lays in the dark.
(Goodnight anons)

[Anonymous No.20394484]

comfy thread lads

[Anonymous No.20394615]

"Sneed", he mumbled.

[Anonymous No.20395058]

Anon smiled, on the screen before him lay his joy.
To his friends he was a memory, to his family he was an afterthought and those acquaintances that knew him held him in no merit or esteem.
But with his frogposters; those nameless muses.
With the frogposters he would always be comfy

[Anonymous No.20395328]

>>20395058
I love it.

[Anonymous No.20395571]

anon scrolled through the thread reading all the replies.
wanting to participate, he clicked on the "Post a Reply" button but he did not knew what to say.
staring at the blinking insertion, he was once again was reminded of his inadequacy as a writer.
saddened, he closed the thread and never came back.

[Anonymous No.20395597]

The fact that anonymous incels post on a literary image board. The fact that Sneed's Feed and Seed was formerly known as "Chuck's".

[Anonymous No.20395761]

>>20395058
From stoner innit

[Anonymous No.20395818]

Call me anonymous. Some years ago -never mind how long precisely- having no friends or real interests, and nothing particular to interest me in real life, I thought I would sperg about a little and see the digital part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the feels and regulating my autism.
Whenever I find myself growing sad about the face; whenever it is a bright, sunny day outside; whenever I find myself involuntarily stopping in front of gun shops, and bringing up the rear of every Trump rally I meet; and especially whenever my schizoid personality get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong fear of the glowie to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the local synagogue, and methodically taking out heebs one by one - then, I account it high time to get back to my room as soon as I can.
This is my substitute for rifle and camcorder. With a choleric temper Uncle Ted retires to a cabin in the woods; I quietly go back to my room. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all chuds in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards shitposting with me.

[Anonymous No.20395823]

Mr Anonymous read with relish the shitposts and memes of /lit/ anons. He liked formerly chuck posts, comfy poetry threads, a stuffed londonfrog, bugs easy on the carrots, wwoym posts. Most of all he liked funny MS Paint-threads which gave to his sides a fine sensation of orbit.

[Anonymous No.20395844]

“This thread is shit” I said with a posed look

[Anonymous No.20395874]

>>20394270
Stupid frogposter.

[Anonymous No.20396013]

Janny be cry.

[Anonymouṡ No.20396081]

"JANNIES could be here," he thought. "I've never known one of these lighthearted threads survive for long. There could be JANNIES anywhere." The softly clicking keys felt good under his fingers. "I hate JANNIES" he thought. CaramellDansen on a loop buzzed in his headphones, making his head bob involuntarily even as the On Sale instant coffee circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of officious moderators archiving a thread just before he solved the Captcha. "On 4chan you can shitpost whenever you want," he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.20396371]

>>20395571
>Literally me

[Anonymous No.20396409]

He began to type OP is a f-- but stopped, mid-word, unsure of himself. How many times had he been here already, in this same thread, with these same people, or near enough considering the average person, and him, mindless, typing these same words? The past decade was a smudge of nonsense, memories that never sealed themselves properly to him, nebulous and grey and dull. Faggot, he typed. He filled out the captcha incorrectly three times, and on the fourth, swearing it would be his last, it was verified, and the post went through. I'm done, he thought, and then put the thread on his watchlist so that he could wait for any replies he might receive, though replies were never forthcoming.

[Anonymous No.20396465]

>>20395844
"First person, really? Yikes!" Anon replied, quite faggotily.

[Anonymous No.20396520]

>>20394270
"Get off my board, faggot!" ejaculated Anon niggardly while railing yur mom roughly

[Anonymous No.20396577]

>>20396081
"Kino", he thought to himself as he pressed the power button and volume down button with concinnity, screenshotting the screen of his mobile device of the pariah

[Anonymous No.20396604]

They're at it again. Those fucking larpers and trannies and jannies and faggies. Some of them are based, some of them are not. Some of them are cringe, some are so retarded they make my brain rot. God do I hate them.

[Anonymous No.20396672]

Anonymous cleared his throat, trying to no avail to subtly inform OP that he had caught the man staring directly at his crotch.
"OP," he finally began, "I know the size is impressive and that my grey sweatpants make it look quite fetching, but this is serious. If you can't try to suppress your infamous homolust for a few moments, we aren't ever going to be able to hack into Xi's mainframe and stop the nukes."

[Anonymous No.20396716]

>>20396081
easily deserving of a Hugo.