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>I just read Evola on a recommendation and I accidentally summoned Hitler

>> No.20362046

>>20362042
Nice try he respawned years ago

>> No.20362061

You mean my santacruceño uncle Adolfo? He's sitting next to me, quite a nice fella

>> No.20362074

>>20362061
No you must be talking about my Tio Carlos Chaplino. Easy mistake similar moustache. He loves water painting canvases of urban scenery though.

>> No.20362084

I think I got your femboy by mistake.

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20362087

>be me
>read Evola
>try to summon Hitler
>Charlie Chaplin appears
>wtf? Guys?

>> No.20362088

>>20362042
>>>/x/

>> No.20362093

>>20362088
Not your safe space!! Lit is the place for esoteric Hitlerism, fascist occultism, and Mussolini Mysticism

>> No.20362094

DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO PISS HIM OFF, I'LL BE RIGHT OVER

DON'T FUCK THIS UP FOR ME

>> No.20362095

>>20362093
Its actually for homosex greek posting and druggy buddha posting

>> No.20362097

>>20362088
this is the new /x/, with slightly less schizophrenia this time

>> No.20362099

>>20362042
Hitler was already summoned in 2016, his name was Donald Drumpf and he hated Mexicans. Thankfully tphe billionaires who are looking after us opressed BIPOCs protected our democracy and rigged the election for biden (controlled by israel, china and the WEF), #RESIST

>> No.20362103

>>20362093
Esoteric hitlerism is so fucking retarded, fascist occultism? I don't know what you mean by that. Reality is hierarchical, so most leftists would probably call it fascist.

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20362104

>>20362042
>read the Bhagavad Gita while cross referencing Evola and indoaryan literature
>Krishna appears!!!
>he’s not white?!?!

>> No.20362108

>>20362103
What about Mussolini Mysticism?

>> No.20362120

>>20362108
Eh just be Muslim instead Sufi Souffle

>> No.20362132

>>20362108
Not a thing

>> No.20362135

>>20362104
>krishna appears
>he's blue
>it looks gaudy and kind of silly
>don't have the heart to tell him

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20362148

>>20362135
>read HG Well’s The Time Machine while cross referencing occult fascist literature with the Upanishads on my lap
> end up in India in 2000bc
>they’re brown Indians!!?

>> No.20362152

>>20362132
Just as legit as far right esoteric books