Kino Book Titles

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Kino Book Titles Anonymous Fri May 6 22:51:18 2022 No.20332896 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start:

>A Storm of Swords
>The Sound and The Fury
>For Whom the Bell Tolls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 22:52:26 2022 No.20332902 Faulkner just plagiarized the most famous soliloquy of all time, that's not hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 22:53:11 2022 No.20332905 hard mode: titles aren't from KJV or Shakespeare

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:01:28 2022 No.20332924 Lolita. Lo. Lee. Tah.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:02:49 2022 No.20332933 File: 54 KB, 735x837, darksignchad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:04:11 2022 No.20332942 >TEN LITTLE NIGGERS

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:06:42 2022 No.20332948 File: 12 KB, 400x469, Whyyes2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:07:47 2022 No.20332952 nigger kino sneed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:08:51 2022 No.20332956 >>20332946 I said kino not grotesque/edgy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:11:43 2022 No.20332969 >>20332956 simp

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:15:46 2022 No.20332983 File: 268 KB, 1968x1983, 1649524306384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bartleby the Scrivener

>>	Anonymous Fri May 6 23:19:04 2022 No.20333001 File: 119 KB, 929x1175, 1618598895361.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Gay Science

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 00:51:47 2022 No.20333258 Blood Meridian The Odyssey East of Eden Grapes of Wrath Slaughterhouse-Five

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 00:57:22 2022 No.20333274 the day my bum went psycho

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:13:59 2022 No.20333318 The Kings of Creation

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:19:33 2022 No.20333339 File: 315 KB, 748x636, 8d76b6beb4bd129abb8c3cb653bb4070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 >Water Margin

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:22:00 2022 No.20333343 I always really liked the title Atlas Shrugged.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:24:24 2022 No.20333349 File: 42 KB, 938x724, 1649749167743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 Beyond Google and Evil

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:27:56 2022 No.20333360 >>20333343 I like the title, but strongly disliked the book

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:31:57 2022 No.20333374 File: 1.43 MB, 360x238, 1624129404466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20333258 "Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West" goes pretty hard Also a big fan of: Gravity's Rainbow War & War Notes From Underground

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:50:18 2022 No.20333426 Gone with the Wind. Also seconding Atlas Shrugged.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:10:36 2022 No.20333470 File: 154 KB, 1500x588, BOTNS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 The Shadow of the Torturer

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:26:56 2022 No.20333502 >>20332896 Storm of steel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 03:49:28 2022 No.20333656 File: 52 KB, 640x640, 1640659698260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 >The Catcher in the Rye

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 03:52:02 2022 No.20333661 >The Ethics of Investment Banking: A novel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 03:52:04 2022 No.20333662 File: 207 KB, 333x499, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mine were of trouble

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Anonymouṡ Sat May 7 05:41:19 2022 No.20333888

>Best title stolen from the Bible
Stranger In A Strange Land

>Best title stolen from John Donne
For Whom The Bell Tolls

>Best THE COOL MADE-UP WORD title
The Silmarillion

>Best THE ADJECTIVE NOUN title
The Maltese Falcon

>Best THE SOMETHING OF THE SOMETHING title
The Silence Of The Lambs

>Best THE SOMETHING OF THE SOMETHING title (extended version)
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

>Best Hemingway title that isn't stolen from John Donne
Hills Like White Elephants

>Best Faulkner title
As I Lay Dying

>Best Shakespeare title
A Midsummer Night's Dream

>Best Agatha Christie title
Ten Tiny Tots

>Best poetry collection title
Leaves Of Grass

>Best wacky-but-intriguing title
The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike

>Best sinister title
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

>Best title with a number
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

>Best absurdly long title which everyone just truncates to the first word
Kidnapped: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of David Balfour in the Year 1751: How he was Kidnapped and Cast away; his Sufferings in a Desert Isle; His Journey in the Wild Highlands; his acquaintance with Alan Breck Stewart and other notorious Highland Jacobites; with all that he suffered at the hands of his Uncle, Ebenezer Balfour of Shaws, falsely so-called: Written by Himself and now set forth by Robert Louis Stevenson

>Best title with the words 'Moby' and 'Dick' in it
Moby Dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 05:43:51 2022 No.20333894 >>20332896 heart of darkness

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 05:45:45 2022 No.20333900 Darkness at Noon

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 05:46:08 2022 No.20333902 >>20333888 Based. Double Trips of Wisdom.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 05:48:06 2022 No.20333906 >>20333888 >A Midsummer Night's Dream this one is really fucking nice why does it sound so nice

>>	Anonymouṡ Sat May 7 06:01:08 2022 No.20333939 >>20333906 Because "Midsummer Night's" has lots of quick deft consonants which then contrast with DREAM which is rich and smooth like Haagen-Daaz on a young starlet's tummy.

Anonymous Sat May 7 07:51:59 2022 No.20334234
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>>20333343
It always struck me as extreme bathos, a 'meh' that reverberated throughout the cosmos. Also it makes me think of a Prachett version of the joke where the guy holding two watermelons under each arm gets asked the time, he puts down each watermelon and shrugs. Except instead of a watermelon under the arm, it's the Earth on his shoulders.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 07:53:21 2022 No.20334241 >>20332896 >The Denial of Death >Voice of the Fire >Doctor Faustus >Frankenstein >The Idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 09:45:48 2022 No.20334617 Blood Meridian The Man without Qualities Confederacy of Dunces All Quiet on the Western Front Paradise Lost

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 09:52:41 2022 No.20334639 File: 109 KB, 1069x1200, 2f6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >On the Jews and their Lies

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 09:54:13 2022 No.20334647 >>20333502 This

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:13:34 2022 No.20334746 File: 123 KB, 427x434, Refuses to elaborate further.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 Guns Germs and Steel

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 10:15:01 2022 No.20334753 >>20334746 The book itself is Jew propaganda though.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:06:49 2022 No.20335177 Secrets of the Temple: How the Federal Reserve Runs the Country (Doesn't actually tell you how the Federal Reserve runs at all but gives you novella chapters about Volcker and Reagan with insightful setting descriptions)

Anonymous Sat May 7 12:50:39 2022 No.20335358
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>The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare
>The Naked and the Dead
>The Sailor Who Fell From Grace with the Sea
>A Sense of Where You Are
>The Call of the Wild
>The Postman Always Rings Twice
>The Fifth Head of Cerberus
>The Things They Carried
>Black Wings Has My Angel
>How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read
>Death Comes for the Arch Bishop
>The Bridge of San Luis Ray
>A Clockwork Orange
>The Big Sleep
>A True History

Just some selections of books I have read in the past few years whose titles grabbed me

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:52:08 2022 No.20335368 >>20332933 lol

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:55:11 2022 No.20335379 >>20332896 Of Human Bondage All The Sad Young Men The Late Mattia Pascal

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:56:27 2022 No.20335388 Between Two Fires

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 12:57:06 2022 No.20335396 >>20332924 It‘s lo lee ta but whatever As for titles, i liked >women of a certain rage

Anonymous Sat May 7 13:01:45 2022 No.20335415

>>20333906
Because it instantly makes me think of young beautiful people playing naked catch the warm woods around a huge bonfire at night but it isn‘t actually fully dark because midsommar and in the end they go off in pairs of two or three to fuck on white linens that have been spread around everywhere on the moss.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 13:03:53 2022 No.20335433 >>20332896 A scanner Darkly Flow my teats the policeman said Storm of Steel Notes from the underground A wild sheep chase If on a winter's night a traveler

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:44:52 2022 No.20336848 >>20335433 None of this is good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:47:32 2022 No.20336865 >>20335433 >Flow my teats the policeman said Wut

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:49:08 2022 No.20336875 >>20336865 gib milkies

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 17:52:21 2022 No.20336897 File: 31 KB, 287x450, QT_south_sea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 The moon and sixpence

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 19:31:24 2022 No.20337328 File: 42 KB, 711x741, FInnOVJVIAAL01r.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Divine Comedy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 19:31:57 2022 No.20337330 >>20337328 It's not funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:07:54 2022 No.20337483 >>20333343 Her husband came up with actually

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:11:11 2022 No.20337504 >>20332896 The Stranger Confessions of a Mask The Idiot Beyond Good and Evil Crusade in Spain

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:17:35 2022 No.20337547 >>20333894 >>20333900 Darkness Visible

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 20:34:12 2022 No.20337636 >>20333906 >>20333939 >>20335415 /lit/ (seldom) can be very nice and cozy

Anonymous Sat May 7 20:44:45 2022 No.20337682

>>20332896
>A Swiftly Tilting Planet
Have never read it but it’s a great fantasy title
>The Slow Regard of Silent Things
Reddit book but I like the title
>The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With the Sea
Best long title imo
>An American Tragedy
I like how bold yet plain this title is

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:01:02 2022 No.20337759 >>20332896 For whom the bell Tolls is just a poem by John Donne

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:09:39 2022 No.20337804 >>20337682 would agree, and from myself add The Wind in the Willows

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:32:07 2022 No.20337906 Historia universal de la infamia

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:35:34 2022 No.20337920 >>20332896 >A Storm of Swords Too videogamey. I prefer A Feast for Crows.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:36:35 2022 No.20337925 >>20333888 >Best THE ADJECTIVE NOUN title >The Maltese Falcon There are a million better examples.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 21:37:38 2022 No.20337931 >>20333888 >Best title with a number >20,000 Leagues Under The Sea 2666 is better (but in Spanish)

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:20:00 2022 No.20338104 File: 47 KB, 425x640, BBF114FF-9283-4AD4-B9B9-53E03431D6BD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 >Atlas Shrugged will never read it though

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:40:41 2022 No.20338157 >>20338104 why not? >inb4 le jewish woman incel whining

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 22:46:51 2022 No.20338184 >>20338157 I’m not interested in Objectivism, I just like the title. I also heard it was a slog from a left liberal Argentinian, but I take that with salt.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 23:15:56 2022 No.20338283 The Learned Disguise

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 01:02:37 2022 No.20338573 >>20332924 Why does Lolita make most (older) women seeth? It seems only men and girls like the book for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 01:10:50 2022 No.20338584 >>20338573 I just checked some good reads review and the first 1 star I saw (200+ likes) is from someone who has The Guncle rated 5 stars. Why are progs so shameless?

Anonymouṡ Sun May 8 05:29:51 2022 No.20339150

>Best alliterative title
The Wind In The Willows

>Best pun title
The Importance Of Being Earnest

>Best translated title
The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea

>Best title with an exclamation point
Look, Stranger!

>Best misleading title which completely ignores the main character
The Three Musketeers

>Best Ian Fleming title
You Only Live Twice

>Best Stephen King title
The Shining

>Best J. K. Rowling title
The Brutal And Horrifying Death Of Harry Potter

>Best short story collection title
Will You Please Be Quiet, Please?

>Best title for a work of philosophy
Also Sprach Zarathustra

>Best CHARACTER NAME title
Lolita

>Best THE ADJECTIVAL PHRASE NOUN title
The Once And Future King

>Best THE DAY OF THE SOMETHING title
The Day Of The Jackal

>Best succinct spoiler title
Jurassic Park

>Best succinct spoiler title (non-fiction)
The Selfish Gene

>Best unintentionally-hilarious title in this thread resulting from a single-letter typo
Flow My Teats, The Policeman Said

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 05:37:21 2022 No.20339185 >>20339150 >The Brutal And Horrifying Death Of Harry Potter ?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 09:27:18 2022 No.20339858 >>20332896 >Things Fall Apart >The Day Lasts More than a Hundred Years >Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil >Absalom, Absalom! >All the King’s Men

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 09:32:21 2022 No.20339869 >>20332896 The title of the one I am writing currently

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 12:21:51 2022 No.20340598 File: 157 KB, 354x280, 1648440699266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20332896 Sins of a Solar Empire

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 12:26:01 2022 No.20340624 >>20332896 >The Phenomenology of Sucking Dick It's the title to my debut novel. I had interest from a publisher but they were adamant about changing the title so I told them to suck my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 12:40:49 2022 No.20340684 Dying Earth

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 12:43:06 2022 No.20340695 GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 13:02:52 2022 No.20340772 File: 105 KB, 1068x601, 81E5B3FC-5019-4369-8FA0-67EF3004FBCC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eggplant.

Anonymous Sun May 8 13:10:15 2022 No.20340790
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>>20332896
>Journey to the End of the Night
For some reason the title is just frighteningly powerful to me. Like some final endgame boss you have to be fully equipped to stand evenly with.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 17:05:23 2022 No.20341609 File: 442 KB, 766x1152, OPioneers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20339150 >>Best title with an exclamation point

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:09:41 2022 No.20341848 >"Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:23:01 2022 No.20341911 >My Friend Hitler

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 18:32:14 2022 No.20341970 >>20332896 >Infinite Jest gotta read some Shakespeare, this was dope and the Northman was dope, gotta read some Hamlet and whatever the IJ quote is from.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 8 21:47:27 2022 No.20342651 >>20340598 This is the only kino ITT

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