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20298892 No.20298892 [Reply] [Original]

Converting to Judaism thanks to Rabbi Tovia Singer on YouTube.

What's the best Hebrew-English Tanakh to get?

>> No.20298894
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20298894

>> No.20298940

>>20298892
you don't have to "convert" to anything, following the ten commandments just makes it so you don't trigger karmic repercussions. the bible itself is true even if it was channeled from negative entities

>> No.20298959

>>20298940
>Don't be a cunt
Yea, you're right there.

>> No.20298967

>>20298892
Didn't Tovia Singer get his shit pushed in by Michael Brown?

https://youtu.be/U5-TJPz6Y94

>> No.20299074

Stone Edition Chumash
Koren Jerusalem Tanakh
Best option, enjoy.

>> No.20299083

YWNBAJ

>> No.20299084

>jew larping
we finally got the complete set!

>> No.20299098
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>>20298892
Did you mutilate your dick yet?

>> No.20299111

>>20299098
Holy shit that is some amazing cope right there.
>Ackchually it's a good thing I cum the second I stick my dick in because it means my brain bigger

>> No.20299470

You will never be a real Jew. You have no ancestry, you have no association with Judaism, you have no Jewish features. You are a self hating goyim man twisted by hopes of Israeli residence into a crude mockery of Jewish perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your gentile appearance behind closed doors.

Jews are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Jews to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even "converts" who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Jew. Your nose structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Jewess home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, infected, uncircumcised penis.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Once you pass away, no Jew is attending your funeral. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name and faith, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a goy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a goyims.

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>>20299111

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>>20299470
it's over

>> No.20299521

Is there such a thing as Biblicist. Like, someone who isn't religious, who doesn't necessarily think God is real or that Christcucks aren't insane, but who bases their philosophy around the teachings of the Bible.

>> No.20299549

>>20299098
this is too funny to be true

>> No.20299574

>>20299098
>>20299510
This is the most based thing I've ever read.