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I had another dream where I assassinated Robert Frost.

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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)16:44:22 No.20254747▶>>20254752 >>20254790 >>20254810
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All three of my romance novels flopped Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:22:09 No.20252862▶>>20252871 >>20252912 >>20252961 >>20253180 >>20253185 >>20253203 >>20253219 >>20254711 >>20254724 >>20254731 >>20254740 >>20254742
>friend is a romance author
>made $100,000 last year
>decide to become a romance author myself
>challenging and time consuming
>work 3 months straight
>my books totally flop.

I am currently trying to do a fourth but it is seeming very futile at this stage. How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:23:51 No.20252871▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
You have to pick one, it's impossible to appeal to both in significant numbers
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:24:46 No.20252877▶
Write a book about a handsome gay man who gets seduced by an aged hagraven.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:31:06 No.20252899▶
What's your friend's name? I'm genuinely curious to read their work now kek.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:32:54 No.20252912▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Women love rape and someone to take care of them. Also pirates

Gay men are like men and they like physical things
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:40:11 No.20252944▶
Just get the bestsellers, distill their formula and archetypes and just fill the rest for your books. Don't tell me you're actually trying to make up shit.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)08:43:42 No.20252961▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
It's all about marketing and not how you write.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:45:18 No.20253180▶>>20253220 >>20254726
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>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
>How do I write romance in a way that middle aged normie women, and gays appreciate?
Write abusive smut. That's what holes like. Arrogant bullies who are also tall, muscular, rich, and for some reason obsessed with them even though they're mediocre females.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:46:40 No.20253185▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
are you using a female pseudonym? if not, use it.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:51:26 No.20253203▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Maybe you're a shit writer.
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:54:36 No.20253219▶
>>20252862 (OP) (OP)
Why did you post a picture of a convicted child molester. What kind of romances are you writing?
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Anonymous 04/21/22(Thu)09:55:15

>> No.20254897

>>20254855
He lived to 89, I'm sure no one assassinated him.

>> No.20254910

>>20254855
Bit rude if I say so myself

>> No.20254986

>>20254870
based

>> No.20255355

the feels

>> No.20255566

>>20254855
Guys I'm trying no-fap to induce romantic and lovey-dovey dreams. It's been like 6 days; how long until I get to awake disappointed that my phantasmal lover is no longer next to me?

Really, please help.

>> No.20256009

>>20255566
2 weeks

>> No.20256014

>>20254870
best post itt

>> No.20256018

>>20254855
I had a dream where my girlfriend was a T-34-85 commander in the middle of war.

>> No.20256191

>>20256009
Do you have experience of this or is it guess work? I was planning to go to like 12 days or so since I'm doing this more out of curiosity that an actual earnest belief in the (greatly desired) hope of actually having pleasant non-lonely dreams.

Why would it take that long anyway? Is there actually any substantial increase in libido past the first, say, week, of abstinence? I just wanna coom for heaven's sake.

>> No.20256197

>>20254855
Last night I dreamt that I was brutally gang-raped and turned into a psycho killer that may or may not have had psychic powers.

>> No.20256907

BASED

>> No.20256996

>>20255566
It really depends on luck imo. Last night I just didn’t fap for one day before it because I was busy and had a dream where I got a blowjob and even remembering now it’s pretty hot. Sometimes though I go much longer and nada. It wasn’t exactly a romantic dream but was probably inspired by pure hormones and horniness though, so good luck

>> No.20258037

>>20256907
Basedo

>> No.20258071

>>20254855
I had a dream where a monster fish lady titfucked me then vored me.

>> No.20258175

>>20255566
Whenever I'm involved with a woman I get no lovey-dovey dreams.