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LAST THREE
CURRENTLY READING
NEXT THREE

LAST THREE:
THE ART OF LOVE - OVID
INN OF THE TWO WITCHES - CONRAD
THE TRAIN WAS ON TIME - BOLL

CURRENT:
LOUISE DE LA VALLIERE - DUMAS

NEXT THREE:
THE BLACK SHEEP - BALZAC
A COUNTRY DOCTOR - KAFKA
MARKHEIM - STEVENSON

>> No.2024715

>be in 9th grade
>school didn't separate tards from 'normal' people
>tard sits in front of me in class
>she's got a nice body but some tard eyes that don't make people think of her as anything but tard
>got rejected a few days a go by a girl I had a huge crush on
>tard looks at me
>smile politely
>she returns the smile
>i need to fart
>can't hold it for long
>a few
>i finally release it
>it's noisy and very smelly (i ate apples before)
>the whole class is like "what the fuck" then "holy shit it stinks
>pokerface.jpg
>teacher blames it on tard
>everyone starts fingering her
>she cries
>teacher strips off his clothes
>i pull out my dick
>we look at each other defiantly
>the whole class starts shouting
>tard stands up
>teacher cockslaps her
>she falls over
>i shove my dick up her vag
>start fucking her while staring a girl I had a crush on in the eyes
>girl starts fingering herself
>suddenly feel something cucumber-shaped lodging in my anus
>turn back
>it's my teacher
>imokwiththat.jpg
>tard starts moaning while teacher fucks me in the ass
>everyb­ody is encouraging us or masturbating
>door opens
>head teacher walks in
>freak out
>fall over with tard on me and teacher under me
>get on the floor
>every­b­ody walk the dinosaur

>> No.2024717

>>2024715
WITH BROWNBEAR FEATURED AS THE TARD

>> No.2024721

I always post in this stuff but fuck I'm too tired to post my past read list. I'm the guy that pops up everywhere who likes russians, capsguy, you must remember me.

Now I'm reading some Poe. I like his poems. His prose is good, but his stories are of the most wtf-inducing nature. The one about the Asylum sounded like a joke that had gone on for too long, and thingum bob esq. seemed like a satire of the publishing industry but was still really wtf. Reminded me of DFW if you can believe it. His play is kinda cool.

But I like his poems the most.

I'll prolly follow him with either Fortress of Solitude or some Bukowski.

>> No.2024734

>>2024715
>implying that's not common practice in all schools

>> No.2024735

>Last Three
Just Kids by Patti Smith
Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe
Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Ali
>Currently Reading
On the Road by Jack Kerouac (I've read it before, but Patti Smith's book reignited my interest in Beat literature)
>Implying I'm structured enough to know the next three novels i'm going to read

>> No.2024747

>LAST THREE
Fight Club – Chuck Palahniuk (3/5)
The Sickness unto Death – Soren Kierkegaard (4.5/5)
Supergods – Grant Morrison (5/5, one of the greatest non-fiction I have ever read. A must for comic fans.)

>CURRENTLY
The Magicians - Lev Grossman (Eeeeeehh it's ok. Basically "Spoiled Rich Kids Who Do Magic: The Book")
A Game of Thrones - GRRiMdark

>NEXT THREE
The Myth of Sisyphus - Albert Camus
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

>> No.2024795

>>2024734
Didn't happen at mine. :(

>> No.2024805

How the fuck am I supposed to know the next 3 books i'll read? I don't plan out a weekly schedule of what i'm reading.

>> No.2024807

>last three
The Metamorphosis - Kafka
The Book of Sand - J.L. Borges
The Aleph - J.L. Borges

>Currently
Fictions - J.L. Borges
The Art of Good Living - Schopenhauer (an extract from Parerga and Paralipomena)

>Next Three
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
Ulysses - James Joyce
Faust - Goethe

>> No.2024810

>>2024805
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE MAN.

THINK OF THINGS YOU'VE BEEN WANTING TO READ FOR SOME TIME, I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY, RIGHT?

>> No.2024812

>>2024805
People generally have an idea, or have already bought the books.

>> No.2024822

eh lets see

last 3
do androids dream of electric sheep?
the martian chronicles
dorian gray

current
Frankenstein

next - 5 novels by HG wells (omnibus including time machine, war of the worlds, invisible man), and im not sure really, i have a few other books coming soon, probably the diamond age by neal stephenson

>> No.2024827

>>2024822
GLAD TO SEE YOU ENDED UP PICKING UP THAT OMNIBUS

MAKE SURE YOU TELL US HOW YOU THINK OF WELLS. MY FAVOURITE SO FAR IS THE ISLAND OF DOCTOR MOREAU

>> No.2024839

>>2024827
hahah yes, im the OP from that thread awhile back, can't believe you remembered.
I have read wells before but i was very little, i read war of the worlds in one of those illustrated classics books. I don't know if any anon remembers them, they were little hardcover books and they had an illustration for almost every page, very nice. I also had journey to the center of the earth by Verne.

>> No.2024853

Last 3:
Life, the Universe, and Everything
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
Mostly Harmless ( :( )

Current:
Animal Farm

Next 5:
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Coming Up for Air
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
Nineteen Eighty-Four

>> No.2024868

Less Than Zero
Post Office
Tropic of Cancer

Lolita

Either Miles Davis Autobiography or Some Kafka

>> No.2024912

>>2024839
IT WASN'T THAT LONG AGO THOUGH. I ONLY RECENTLY STARTED READING WELLS AGAIN AND WILL START MY FIRST VERNE SHORTLY.

>> No.2024926

>Post Office
>W;t
>Siddartha

>The Train Was On Time

>Mason and Dixon

>> No.2024995

>>2024926
W;t?

>> No.2025101

>>2024995
It's apparently only written that way on this cover.
It's was enjoyable for what it was.

>> No.2025134

last three
- hornblower during the crisis, c s forester
- admiral hornblower in the west indies, c s forester
- battle fleet, paul dowswell

current
- the evolutionary void, peter f hamilton

next three
- how to build a robot army, daniel h wilson
- shadow of the scorpion, neal asher
- with all despatch, alexander kent

>> No.2025139

Last Three:
Catch -22
Middlesex
A Visit From The Good Squad

Currently Reading:
The New Yorker
POETRY magazine

Next Three:
The Road
Something by Aeschylus
Something by Aeschylus

>> No.2025155

>>2024995
Spelled "W;t," but said just like "Wit." Play about an erudite lady (professor, if I remember right) dying of cancer.

>> No.2025186

>>2024839

Yeah I remember those, I remember reading a Moby Dick one.

Last Three:

The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Kundera
A Chronicle In Stone - Ismail Kadare
Cannery Row - John Steinbeck

Currently Reading:

American Gods - Neil Gaiman

Next Three:

The Naked and the Dead - Norman Mailer
The Palace of Dreams - Ismail Kadare
The Attack - Yasmina Khadra

>> No.2025195

Last Three:
Catch 22
The Sirens of Titan
Gaza in Crisis

Current:
Sophie's World

Next 3:
The Idiot
Player Piano
The Dispossessed

>> No.2025225
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>>2024710
Why are you shouting?

>LAST THREE
1848
Homage to Catalonia
Sailing to Byzantium
>CURRENTLY
1453
Tocqueville: A Very Short Introduction
>NEXT
(I can't decide quite yet)
Letters and Sayings of Epicurus
Road to Wigan Pier
Rules for Radicals
Candide (First fiction in years!)
The Castle (Or will it be this one?)
The Portable Hannah Arendt
Garibaldi: Invention of a Hero

>> No.2025234

Next three
>Of Mice and Men
>Naked and the Dead
>Absalom Absalom

>> No.2025235

Last three:
The Lord of the Rings
The Children of Hurin
A Song of Ice and Fire
Current:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Next three:
Infinite Jest
Paradise Lost
The Road

>> No.2025244

last 3:
alex rider - skeleton key
carrie - stephen king
dark tower book 7

Currently reading:
the stand extended edition

Next 3
it - stephen king
ambler warning - robert ludlum
the andromeda strain - michael crichton

>> No.2025245

Last three:
Cat's Cradle 4/5
Darkness at Noon 4.5/5
The Prince 3/5

Currently:
Breakfast of Champions--great so far

Next three:
South of the Border, West of the Sun
Sorrows of Young Werther
Anything by Philip K. Dick

>> No.2025694

>>2025225
he's capsguy
THAT'S HOW HE TALKS

>> No.2025708

Last three:
By night in Chile - Roberto Bolaño (3/5)
Pulp - Charles Bukowski (4/5)
Siddharta - Hermann Hesse (2/5)

Current:
The Valley of Fear - Arthur Conan Doyle

Next three:
Ask the Dust - John Fante
Min Kamp 1 - Karl Ove Knausgård
Tales of Ordinary Madness - Charles Bukowski

>> No.2025755

Last three:
The Metamorphosis - Kafka
I really enjoyed this. I've been wanting to read this for a while now but never got around to it. My only complait was that it was too short.

In the Penal Colony - Kafka
Not as good as The Metamorphose, but enjoyable nevertheless.

Macbeth - Shakespeare
One of my favourites from Shakespeare. His works are never dissapointing.

Current:
A Thousand Splendid Suns - Hosseini
A few people recommended this and said it was really good. Now I'm about 100 pages in and for some reason I just can't get into it. It just feels a bit... dull.

Next three:
I've yet to decide. Maybe Faulkner's As I Lay Dying, Joyce's The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, or maybe I'll reread Hamlet.

>> No.2025797

>>2025755
Stop rereading Shakespeare and WATCH the plays

>> No.2025819

John Dies at the End
Jurassic Park
A Game of Thrones

A Clash of Kings

A Storm of Swords
A Feast for Crows
A Dance with Dragons

>> No.2025826

LAST THREE
>Homage To Catalonia
>Understanding Power (Chomsky)
> Njal's Saga
CURRENTLY READING
>Nothing.
NEXT THREE
>Down and Out in Paris and London
>George Orwell Essays
>Chomsky on Anarchism

>> No.2025834
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Last three:
Tristan and Iseult
Angela's Ashes- Frank McCourt (didn't really like it)
The Catcher in the Rye- J.D. Salinger

Currently Reading:
Farenheit 451- Ray Bradbury

Next Three:
The Oedipus Cycle- Sophocles
The Arabs- David Lamb
Darwin- Philip Appleman

>> No.2025878

Bible
Bible
Bible
Bible
Bible
Bible
Bible

>> No.2025884

last three
-the israel lobby
-philosophical and economic manuscripts of 1844
-guns germs and steel

currently
-the great gatsby

next three
-general biology textbook
-intro to logic textbook
-english 101 required reading

>> No.2025891

Last three:

Moon Palace - Paul Auster (decent)
Death in the Andes - Mario Vargas Llosa (bad)
Oracle Night - Paul Auster (decent)

Current reading:

The Stories of Eva Luna - Isabel Allende

Next 3:

lol i dunno

>> No.2025901

Brief Interviews with Hideous Men
Please Kill Me
Love in the Time of Cholera

Ulysses

Gravity's Rainbow
who knows what the future may bring?