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20239614 No.20239614 [Reply] [Original]

How do you approach girls at the library/book shop? Seems like it would be a good place to find a gf who's more well-read and intelligent than the average femoid.

>> No.20239630

>find thickest tome you can
>sit next to girl
>drop book on table with a thud
>girl looks up
>"oh sorry, just doing some light reading, heh"
>look at her book with derisive grin
>say "that's cute"
>begin reading while saying 'hm' and occasionally snickering to emphasize how interesting your book is

>> No.20239632

>>20239614
Finger guns and saying Sup. hooked up with two girls that were friends just from that.

>> No.20239634

>>20239614
I like this book, and I like your look, it rules supreme and make haters rage and scream, they rage so hard they blow steam and they can't compete even in a dream.

>> No.20239645

>>20239634
>panties fly off
I got wet just reading that male btw

>> No.20239668

>>20239614
Sorry for the diary post, but idk where else to toss this. I certainly can't say this to anyone in my life.

I am repulsed by women. The best example is when I deliberately went to the mall as best dressed and well groomed as possible. I am fairly good looking, so I get looks from girls semi-regularly. There was one cute girl, exactly my type. Short black hair, big brown eyes and about a head shorter than me. We locked eyes for a second and was completely revolted.

I think it has to do with me being groped at a young age by an older woman.

>> No.20239679

>>20239614
>Hey, u want sum fuk?

>> No.20239694

>>20239679
That's how you end up in the banned pervert folder.

>> No.20239697

>>20239668
Sorry that happened to you, Anon. You should try to get over it, because some girls are nice.

>> No.20239698

>>20239614
>walk up to girl reading
>slap her book out of her hand
>replace it with "the idiot"
>tell her its about me while crossing my eyes and wetting myself
>run away without another word
works every time

>> No.20239703

>>20239614
Tell her you read mike ma

>> No.20239718

>>20239703
Who?

>> No.20239735
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20239735

>>20239718
Go back

>> No.20239740

>>20239703
What about Mike Pa

>> No.20239742

>>20239614
It's a woman she's not supposed to be well read and intelligent, she's supposed to suck your dick and cook you supper

>> No.20239920

>>20239735
>Reads Mike Ma
>says to go back
YWNBAW

>> No.20239927

>>20239614
Doesn’t matter to me since I’ll be alone for the rest of my life anyway