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>Oh, you're reading Edgar Allen Poe? He's my favorite poet.

How would you respond?

>> No.20218165

"H-Hi..." [pees self]

>> No.20218166

>>20218163
is it oo-lalume, or you-lalume?

>> No.20218167

>>20218163
Edgar's a 'she'.

>> No.20218168

>>20218163
Recite the first lines ignore The Raven without looking them up

>> No.20218195

>>20218163
His poetry is ok, but his tales are where it's at. For poetry, I prefer Yeats, Hughes, and Dickinson, personally. Always felt Poe was a little bit of a one-trick-pony in the poetry department. The Black Cat and The Tell-Tale Heart still slap though. Are you into just gothic stuff or are there other movements or genres you like?

>> No.20218203

>>20218195
>Hello I'm applying for the position of beta orbiter

>> No.20218205

>>20218163
Female readers that read anything other than shitty romance YAs don't exist.

>> No.20218211

>>20218203
So trying to have a conversation is beta? Ok, incel faggot.

>> No.20218221

>>20218205
that's not true. i read shitty monster horror books.

>> No.20218231

>>20218211
Hurts because you know it's true.

>> No.20218238

>>20218163
>Uhh... uh... *coughs* w-would you... uh... p-please have sex with m-me?

>> No.20218239

>>20218211
hes nonverbal don't be a bigot, fag. #autismspeaks #QT #BigButBeautiful

>> No.20218240

>b-b-babies??? please?!?! poopies?!? i have to change my pants (cries)

>> No.20218340
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20218340

this poetry sucks

>> No.20218351

>>20218163
rape

>> No.20218362

>>20218163
"Are you familiar with the Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym?

I thought not.

It's not a story the posers would tell you..."

>> No.20218376

So it's about 15 or so poasts before the real poasts?

>> No.20218387

>>20218163
>Nevermore! Nevermore!

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>>20218163
ok
what is your phone number

>> No.20218397

>>20218163
GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT GET PREGANT OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

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>>20218163
MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH

>> No.20218418

>>20218163
Is it true he died of ligma

>> No.20218422

>>20218418
who the hell is steve jobes

>> No.20218429

>>20218422
Your mom gave me a stevejob

>> No.20218432

>>20218163
I bet you didnt read The Sombrous Tale of Bofa tho

>> No.20218440

>>20218163
>Did you know he had sex with his cousin? Y-Yes... Oh, I just thought that was kind of fucked up is all...

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20218445

beat it, toots. I've already told you that I don't read that commie shit. leave me to enjoy my mr bean comic in peace

>> No.20218455

>>20218163
This chick would love The Crow (1994) if she was real, they all do.

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>>20218397
>>20218351
>>20218240
>>20218165

>disgust

>> No.20218458

>>20218211
Damn you’re assblasted

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20218462

>I'm inexperienced

>> No.20218465

>>20218168
once upon a midnight dreary while i pondered weak and weary
over something something forgotten lore
something something something something suddenly a tapping
there ya go that's close enough