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>girl on tinder telling me she loves philosophy, especially Plato
>”Plato’s cave is my favourite allegory”

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>>20208708
Meh, I've had worse

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Abysmal post, my friend.

>> No.20208725

>>20208708
Translation: her freshman comp professor mentioned plato's cave one time

>> No.20208729

>>20208708
women are retarded and so expecting her to not be retarded is therefore retarded

>> No.20208730

>>20208708
Just ask her: “an allegory for what?”

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>>20208717

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>>20208850

>> No.20208861

>>20208854
Stop doing that. Say you want to meet up and only then can you lecture her. Don't do it over text anon.

>> No.20208865

>>20208850
>>20208854
You aren't getting any pussy here lol

>> No.20208870

>>20208850
>People usually start with Plato but you might find him boring
nigga what? if you think Plato is boring you shouldn't bother with philosophy, reading his dialogues is the most fun a casual reader will have with philosophy apart from nietzsche's brilliant prose

>> No.20208875

>>20208708
That's cute. You're supposed ask her if she's got a cave allegory to show you

>> No.20208880

>>20208708
Tell her your favourite branch of philosophy is formal logic. Then, try to have an autistic discussion with her about why De Morgan’s Theorem makes intuitive sense, or about why it’s a valid rule of inference to take a single variable and form a disjunction, e.g., you can validly move from P to (P v Q).

>> No.20208881

>>20208850
>>20208854
>Giving philosophy advice on tinder
God damn, you're fucking autistic. Plus, shit advice

>> No.20208887

>>20208870
I doubt a female who pretends to be into philosophy is going to find this interesting:
>Socrates: So it is not that, because it is something seen, it is seen, but the opposite, that because it is seen it is something seen. And it is not because it is something led that it is led, but because it is led it is something led. And it is not because it is something carried that it is carried, but because it is carried, it is something carried. Is it clear, what I'm trying to say, Euthyphro? I mean this: that if something becomes or is affected by something, it's not because it is a thing coming to be that it comes to be, but because it comes to be it is a thing coming into being. Nor is it affected by something because it is a thing that is affected, but because it is affected, it is a thing that is being affected. Or don’t you agree?
It's basically distilled autism.

>> No.20208901

>>20208854
what was her response? that way we can know if she's truly Platonist or Aristotelian.

>> No.20208902

>>20208854
This is unhinged autism

>> No.20208903

>acting all high and mighty when you are using tinder

lol

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>>20208850
>>20208854
so that's what we look like whilst speaking with people. Fuck.

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>>20208887
>It's basically distilled autism.
Mmmm, yeah that’s good

>> No.20208914

>>20208854
You really suck at this “females” thing

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>>20208861
>>20208865
I don't care. I can't get pussy anyway because my penis is deformed (pic related). I have extreme phimosis and there's some sort of pink vagina-like outgrowth on the top of my cock which is extremely sensitive. I'm doomed to be a virgin forever.

>> No.20208929

>>20208918
Looks like a normal flaccid uncircumcised pp, can you pull the foreskin back?

>> No.20208937

>>20208929
No, not all the way. And on the top of the dickhead there's some sort of vile deformity growing. I believe my penis is a mere representation of my deformed masculinity.

>> No.20208946

I just tell girls about how profound Symposium is and how people misunderstood it and then tell them I don't want purely erotic love and all that basic bitch shit. Girls just eat it up lmao

>> No.20208948

>>20208937
Try gradual stretching, I gave up on my dick in my teens because of tight foreskin but found some willpower in my mid-twenties and now it's working normally.

>> No.20208965

>>20208918
My penis looks this until puberty. You can just get it cut and it becomes insensitive overall, unless you got /pol/ed and would rather have a kid's penis

>> No.20208966

>>20208901
She said "That depends on how interesting you are doesn't it" then I ghosted her

>> No.20208977

>>20208887
>It's basically distilled autism.
so is all philosophy, but because his works are dialogues they are way more engaging than most other philosophy. in many of the early dialogues the reader has a stand-in in the people who discuss the topic at hand with socrates because just like the reader, these people don't know too much about philosophy and are slowly, over the course of the discussion, introduced to it.
compare that to fucking kant or something most people want to read which is just fucking unrelatable pseudobabble to most laymen

>> No.20208984

>>20208708
>I'll ram your cave if you catch my drift

>> No.20208990

>>20208977
The Betrand Russell book I recommended to her, The Problems of Philosophy, is a good introduction to basic epistemological issues. Naive realism/idealism/indirect realism/etc.. It's not that hard to read.

>> No.20208997

>>20208965
Yes but that's not the only issue. There's some vile pink thing growing on the top of my dick as well.

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>>20208708
british robber OP would rather fuck pigs like his favorite sand rapist muhammad

>> No.20209000

you were trying to have SEX?

>> No.20209003

>>20208918
Anon WTF

>> No.20209023

>>20208997
Have you seen doctors?From my understanding, plastic surgeons can easily fix any dick which can still pee. FtM can live just alright and you probably have functioning testicles and hormone levels.

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>>20208850
>>20208854
>>20208918
>Recommends Russell
>Has a freaky small vagina-dick
Yeah, that seems about right.

>> No.20209036

>>20208854
you did right

>> No.20209082

>>20208708
I got banned off hinge for sending the deleuze pasta to a girl who was "into philosophy"

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>>20209035
I also sent this to my high school crush at 2am and was ignored if you want more laughs

>> No.20209088

Tell her to read Sophie's world and bang her. Works everytime. I assume.

>> No.20209093

>>20209082
what pasta?

>> No.20209097

>>20209083
Kek Anon, do you think that describing bitches as plain and meek gets them wet?

>> No.20209103

>>20209097
I wanted her to love me not to be wet. She just ignored me though.

>> No.20209106

>>20209103
Women only love their children, you have so much to learn

>> No.20209109

>>20208918
I have phimosis as well. If it bothers you ask your local Rabbi for help, it's not something that can't be fixed. Women don't see your dick until you get naked anyways, so how is that a reason you don't get pussy, stop being a jerk.

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>>20209083

>> No.20209119

>>20209083
Bro you can not self depreciate yourself in a confession

>> No.20209122

>>20208937
My uncircumcised dick, and not being able to pull it back all the way, used to be such a great stress to me. Sex was painful so I avoided it all through my early twenties. I had tried stretching but the progress was so slow and tedious and I wasn't sure if anything was really happening. Then once I got sick of being sexless I made a more concerted effort, it took about 4 months of strict shower stretching and now I could probably pull that shit all the way back and over my head. Sex is awesome and I can love my dick. Do what you gotta do to love your dick bro.

>> No.20209127

>>20208918
>>20208937
>>20209083
Good bait and takeover on the thread

>> No.20209138

>>20209093
EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME RIGHT NOW OR ILL FUCKING KILL YOu! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE RHIZOMES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU

>> No.20209139

>>20209083
I have been wanting to send this to my highschool crush for decades, not even for the sake of getting her to love me but just to be able to put an end to me comparing every girl I meet to her. Unfortuantely I'm not drunk very often and after reaching the point where my conscience is so numbed I could do this my verbal cpacities has long checked out.