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If Gandalf is so smart, why didn't they just used the eagles to fly over mordor?

>> No.2020668

> if terrorists are so smart, why don't they just find Canadians to blow there shit up?

you obviously know nothing about the books

>> No.2020666

If Hamlet is so smart, why didn't he just shank King Claudius in the shower?

>> No.2020678

If Einstein was so smart, why didn't he solve all the world's problems, including hunger and poverty?

>> No.2020681

If John Milton was so smart, why wasn't he rich?

>> No.2020685

If OP is so smart, why is he a faggot?

>> No.2020691

if your mamma is so fat why did anyone fuck her to beget you?

>> No.2020694

>>2020681
not to ruin a horrible thread, but Milton was most definitely rich

>> No.2020697

If Hulk Hogan is so smart, then why doesn't he just use his Atomic Legdrop against his opponent at the beginning of the match?

>> No.2020710 [DELETED] 

>>2020694
Yeah, but he wasn't as rich as King Charles II. Why do you think Charles II ended up being the King and Milton didn't.

>> No.2020715

>>2020694
Yeah, but he wasn't as rich as King Charles II. Why do you think Charles II ended up being the King and Milton didn't? Because Charles II was smarter than Milton, of course.

>> No.2020736

>>2020715

i have a hard time understanding your comment. If your not trolling than please enlighten me

>> No.2020741

>>2020736
He is trolling
>implying intelligence is measured by how much money you earn

>>2020697
>implying Hulk Hogan is smart

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>>2020741
>implying that you aren't going to get an Atomic Legdrop, brother!

>> No.2020772

>>2020741
>insulting Hulk Hogan

Oh no you did not just do that

>> No.2020934

>>2020648
thank you!!!

>> No.2020961

>>2020715
lol...

>> No.2021705

Eagles were busy and allies couldn't coerce them because of pathetic capitalist democracy. See kids, at least mordor was authoritarian and could get their shit together.

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If Batman is so smart, why does he think that getting dressed up as a bat and going around punching people are the best ways to lower the crime rate in Gotham City?

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If the Cookie Monster is so smart, why doesn't just give up trying to eat cookies since he obviously doesn't have a mouth?

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If Dostoevsky was so smart, why did he believe in God?

>> No.2021756

If HH was so smart, why didn't he just narrate reliably?

>> No.2021770

If Tesla was so smart why didn't he just build a machine that didn't let anybody steal his ideas?

>> No.2021773

If God is so smart why did he make OP such a giant faggot?

>> No.2021774

If Archdeacon Frollo is so smart why didn't he carry a crossbow when confronting Quasimodo?

>>2021715
well it worked to a certain degree.

>> No.2021777

>>2021770
He was stuck in a shitty position where he did not posses the means to carry out his experiments and studies, so he had to rub elbows with fat cats.
The sad thing is, is that the fat cats kept jewing him out of everything he did, or tried to do.

>> No.2021780

>>2021777
>the fat cats kept jewing him out of everything he did

Please don't use bigoted language, thanks, much appreciated

>> No.2021799

>>2020648
the nazgul would have intercepted them you dumb shit

frodo did it because

1. inconspicuous
2. sauron's attention was focused on ARAGORN who was standing at the gates of mordor fucking shit up

faggot

>> No.2021800

>>2021780
suck a huge cock you're on 4chan what do you expect

>> No.2021803

>>2021800
I just think maybe we should try not to be gaping assholes all the time and think about what we're saying. Crazy, I know!

>> No.2021809

>>2021803
go somewhere else if you're so sensitive

there's plenty (better!) lit discussion boards on the internet

>> No.2021811

>>2021800
If you're so smart, why can't you make a point without resorting to swearing?

>> No.2021815

If James Joyce is so smart, why didn't he wear abercrombie and fitch?

>> No.2021818

>>2021809
I like /lit/, I'd just like it more if people were more thoughtful about their language, instead of casually using anti-semitic slurs.

>> No.2021819

>>2021811
i never said i was smart

there's also no correlation between swearing and lack of intelligence

>> No.2021830

>>2021811
Fucking cunt ass shitting bitch bastard pussy tits motherfucking cock gurgling pony.

-Marcel Proust

>> No.2021875

>>2021818
I agree. /lit/ is the gentleman's club of 4chan. We don't resort to racist or anti-semitic shots below the belt. We really save our vitriol for women, since we're still mad at our mommies and the cheerleader who laughed at us when we finally worked up enough courage to ask her on a date.

>> No.2021876

>>2021875
Terrible.

>> No.2021882

>>2021876
It's true though.

>> No.2021884

>>2021818
Are you Pro-Semitic?

>> No.2021885

>>2021882
You wish

>> No.2021890

>>2021884
The more precise term is "philosemite"; if you were smart, you would know that.

>> No.2021893

>>2021885
Just play along with the rest of us. Nobody likes a nonconformist, Holden.

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>>2021890