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20178875 No.20178875 [Reply] [Original]

Who are the best girls writers to masturbate to? For me it's Patricia Highsmith. She was really hot before she got old. She also hated perverts which just makes me want to perv on her more.

>> No.20178910

>>20178875
Before we get on to sexualizing women, can we admit how shitty this is: I mean recognizing smart women, but not for their intellect, for their looks, which they probably would've hated, because that's what women always get recognized for and which eclipses their achievements?

>> No.20178919

>>20178910
Cry about it more, faggot. Patricia was one hot piece of ass.

>> No.20178951

>>20178919
That's why you're a sad incel, and no smart woman will ever get on with you.

Anyway, ofc Plath should be somewhere on the list.

>> No.20178961

>>20178951
Stop gaslighting me. I'm a sad incel because I'm bald and ugly. Nothing can change that. There is no alternative.

>> No.20178965

>>20178910
>smart women

>> No.20178976

That french canadian bitch who wrote whore (putain)

>> No.20178989

>>20178951
Consent is a spook. Its not physically tangible so therefore its not real

>> No.20179028
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>>20178875
>Oh, anon, I love ze thought of you stroking it to me. Vould you liek to join me for a cigarette?

>> No.20179057
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>>20178875

>> No.20179068
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>>20178875

>> No.20179072

>>20179068
Oh man, who is this babe? Is she single and into NEETs?

>> No.20179086

>>20179072
No woman is into NEETs. Get a fucking job and also learn to use reverse search, retard

>> No.20179090

>>20179072
She is! She's waiting for you to rescue her from heartbreak, go for it. However, first you should send an email to her editor asking to check a picture of her feet, to make sure she's worthy of your love.

>> No.20179092

>>20179086
>No woman is into NEETs
Why would I believe this? Even if it were true it would mean only one thing, and what it would mean is that no woman is worth a damn.

>> No.20179094
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>> No.20179100
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>>20178875
mommy lispector

>> No.20179102
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>>20178875
poopy rupi of course

>> No.20179104

>>20179072
She's particularly into neets! Any man who has job straight rejection

>> No.20179111

>>20179100
Her pupil is not normal

>> No.20179160

Her. She's not a writer though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgofy1caXsU

>> No.20179170

>>20179160
What a slut.

>> No.20179174

>>20179102
Her threehead freaks me out

>> No.20179176

>>20179170
Do you personally know her? kek

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>> No.20179290

>>20178875
I'd bang JK Rowling. I know I'm gonna catch shit for this but I don't give a fuck

>> No.20179324
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>> No.20179341

Rand gets me bricked up

>> No.20179373

>>20179072
she's a fujo obsessed with writing fantasy about gay men
>>20179324
based and smug

>> No.20179380

>>20179373
>she's a fujo obsessed with writing fantasy about gay men
was she the author who got in controversy because she compared a character's skin tone to freshly pressed olive oil, or am I mistaken?

>> No.20179388

>>20178910
Do you know what website you're on? We jerk it to anything here.

>> No.20179414
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>> No.20179416

>>20179290
nah shes like a 10/10 milf

>> No.20179421

>>20179102
What a fucking caked-up liberal whore. Stinks to the high heavens in an all-of-sensory manner. The fact that she is paraded out as the pet ethnic is an insult and disgrace to every non-white both here and abroad. Every day she is allowed to exist as a component of the American zeitgeist is another day the rest of the world is robbed of agency.

>> No.20179423

>>20178910
Don't pretend women don't love it

>> No.20179441
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>>20178910
I think the simpler point is that there is much better fapping material than some fully clothed 6/10s who happened to be authoresses. Just watch porn you fucking losers.

>> No.20179462

>>20179160
a 10/10 in bongland

>> No.20179621

>>20178875
>She also hated perverts which just makes me want to perv on her more.
Anon she stuck large snails to her tits. She showed up at ex's houses unannounced and drunk, sometimes decades after the ex had escaped. She questioned the parents of a teenaged murder victim about how much blood there was and if they could tell if their daughter was raped on live TV while getting drunk.
You are not a better perv than her. You're not even in her league.

>> No.20179635

>>20179324
I heart the Tartt

>> No.20179640

>>20178910
That's why it's based

>> No.20179687

>>20179441
Does /lit/ have the worst waifus in 4chan? I can think of another board that lusts after so many sub average females

>> No.20179787

>>20179687
The UFC/MMA general on /sp/.

>> No.20179810

>>20179787
Are they looking for polio victims of the Catholic persuasion too?

>> No.20179818

>>20179810
If you mean Flannery O'Connor, she had lupus, not polio.

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>>20179421
k anon whatevs
i still want to cum on her feet though

>> No.20180357

>>20178875
there is exactly one nude pic of her btw:
https://web.archive.org/web/20160914111257/https://mimmogerratana.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/rolf_tietgens-patricia_highsmith-1942-age-21.jpg

>> No.20180381

>>20179810
kek

>> No.20180556

>>20180357
>hates perverts
>has nudes taken
hah

>> No.20181072
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20181072

sexy? I don't know.
cute? probably.

>> No.20181268

>>20180357

God dammit

>> No.20181293

>>20179094
oh yeah

>> No.20181544

>>20180357
Holy based! (I've masturbated to this hundreds of times over the years.)

>> No.20181761

>>20178875
When she moved to france she smuggled her pet snails into the country by hiding them under her tits, I’m not lying look it up. She was very autistic and also a lesbian.

>> No.20181798
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>>20181761
She was also based.

>> No.20181815

>>20181761
This story alone is more arousing than 95% of the content posted in this fucking thread

>> No.20181895

>>20180357
It's a dead dog, don't click.

>> No.20181957

>>20178910
Women exist to fuck and have babies. Their other achievements are irrelevant.

>> No.20181989

>>20181895
Nō, not the hacking doggone Reno!

>> No.20182461
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Ayn Rand, hands down.
I want her to objectively judge how my penis makes her feel inside.

>> No.20182652

>>20178875
>>20179094
Sexton and Highsmith are the perverted twisted sociopaths making money off their illnesses through literature that your standard /b/tard wishes he could be.

>> No.20182665
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>>20181798
>the semicaust

>> No.20182678
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>>20179290
based

>> No.20182691

>>20181798
>She called the Holocaust “Holocaust Inc” in front of them, as if it were a successful industry that later benefited Jews.

>> No.20182819

>>20178910
i do it cuz m y pp goes up up up
gtfo moralizing faggot.

>> No.20182845

>>20182461
That is not Ayn Rand. Whoever she is, however, she gave me some immensely impure thoughts.

>> No.20182855

>>20182845
It's Greta Garbo

>> No.20182874
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>>20178910
Bait, which I'll take for the lurkers.
Women like being Helens in the same way men tend to like being Achilles or Hectors. I want to be a lethally powerful and admirable man who women want to fuck, and likewise women probably want to be seen as so irresistibly beautiful and contemplative that men would kill one another to fuck them.
This denial of the human desire to be great is probably the most dehumanizing thing to come up in normie thought. The hard reality is of course is that many people are ugly and frumpy and deficient, but that doesn't mean someone should stop trying to be the best person they can be.

>> No.20182921

>>20182874
Sylvia Plath is definitely the one for me, anon.

>> No.20183021
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>>20182874
>You should try to be something you aren't and never can be because, well, you just should, okay!?
Nah, you're the normie for making yourself miserable over dumb bullshit like that.

>> No.20183082

>>20183021
>You should try to make society something it isn't and never can be because, well, you just should, okay!?

>> No.20183084

>>20183021
Says the normie.

>> No.20183091

>>20183082
What are you talking about, tard?
>>20183084
Seethe.

>> No.20183097

>>20179621
>she stuck large snails to her tits

This interests me.

>> No.20183329

>>20182461
Too funny. If Ayn Rand had looked like Greta Garbo, she might not have had so many mental problems.

>> No.20183383

>>20179290
>>20182678
damn i guess i would too desu
i bet her pussy is cavernous tho

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>>20178875
Not even close.

>> No.20183429

>>20183418
was she the prostitute that killed herself?

>> No.20183477

>>20178910

Stop infantilizing women anon. They can be both hot and smart, and OP was clearly asking what smart women writers are also bangable. Women are sexual creatures too, maybe you should stop gatekeeping bro

>> No.20184137

>>20178910
At least you tried Anon. lmao

>> No.20184149

>>20182874
>Jordan Peterson has entered the chat

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>> No.20184872

>>20182874
Yes but by men they deem worthy not incels like you. And I doubt that the source of your simping is because you wish to make her "feel good" but to justify your perversions. Lust blinds genius, that's why most geniuses were celibate. Try it, don't jack off.

Isaac Newton, nikola tesla, the list goes on.

>> No.20184875

>>20178910
You're right. You're so right that it warranted many (yous). If you were wrong people would just ignore it.

>> No.20185107

>>20178910
>before
curious

>> No.20186524

>>20179072
you bet she is, anon!

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>>20183429
Yes.

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>>20178875
let's face it

>> No.20190396

>>20179414
The only correct answer