/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.20175920]

What books will help me have a girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.20175926]

>>20175920
None of them,, not one you simple minded fucking faggot. YOU CANNOT BE HELPED. YOU have to work TIRELESSLY for fucking YEARS just to do ONE NORMAL THING that everyone else does without thought. You are a worm, and you wont find your answer here or anywhere.

[Anonymous No.20175927]

[Anonymous No.20175935]

>>20175920
In my experience, Linkola's "Can Life Prevail?"

>>20175926
Begone

[Anonymous No.20175964]

>>20175935
No, i wont. Im not going to let you people gaslight these fucking shitstains any longer, its cruel. I have read that Linkola book and it will not help him get a girlfriend, not even will it help him get a friend. Just stop. Hes doomed and none of these reccomendations, not self help not great literature not the Bible can help this faggot with his female problems. Its beyond everyone because thats just how things work sometimes. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.20175988]

>>20175920
God shut up lad I can see why you've posted this already by that picture you've attached, maybe stop being a puer aeternus and stop watching anime first and replace it with exercise.

[Anonymous No.20175994]

>>20175964
You're right, I really should have recommended something more mainstream.
>>20175920
You should read something like Ducks, Newbury Port, or Game of Thrones. Those should help more than a radical ecologist.

[Anonymous No.20176067]

>>20175994
Those arent going to help him either. The bitter truth, even if you are authentically trying to help this person, they already lost. You cant read a book and then suddenly attract a woman. Books can do a lot of things but currently they dont hold the power to attract a girl to you alone. This person is likely an anime/manga addict whos probably of average intelligence and average looks who has been lost in the world of "inceldom" as a result of different stuff going on in his society right now. NO BOOK can get him out of that. He will have to probably make some money and spend time around women in a work setting or something.

[Anonymous No.20176103]

>>20176067
That just doesn't seem realistic to me. I read quite a lot of books and I've never had an issues attracting women, and talk with them about books all the time.

[Anonymous No.20176107]

>>20175926
Just give him a fucking book

[Anonymous No.20176123]

>>20176103
Okay but you dont have the problems he has. Or maybe you do and you overcame them or something. But do you HONESTLY think that if he has more knowledge on a couple books that THAT will attract women? Knowing a TON of books helps AFTER you ensnare a broad. After you have their attention from being a good looking person, or striking it lucky at a bar or party. Yes I have talked to women about books as well but it was never a fundamental form of attracting women, not in the slightest. Women would literally walk up to me as soon as I got into a party and introduce themselves and if I thought they were attractive id proceed. THATS how it works, people are just attracted to each other. Having the plot of a book in your head you can discuss does absolutely nothing to attract a woman. If we are talking self help books.. well lets just say they dont work and its a scam. This guy needs to fundamentally change his life and no book can do that on its own.

[Anonymous No.20176130]

>>20176107
Shut the fuck up, no. Im not going to lie to this most likely retarded impressionable kid. NO BOOK is going to help with his problem. He has to change his life radically. All the dumb shit niggas tell you to do you should be doing, work out, go out, be around people, be around women. Sitting and consuming a book doesnt bring you any closer.

[Anonymous No.20176141]

1. Confidence. Just pretend you're Conor McGregor. You have to pretend you're harder than everyone, you're richer than everyone, you're more attractive than everyone. Don't be scared to make jokes. Don't be scared to hug them and engage in physical contact. Don't be self-conscious. Be bold in commenting on their looks and telling them you think they're hot. Don't be afraid of being "creepy" (that's what creepiness is for women: when you like them but are too afraid of declaring it openly). NEVER ADMIT THAT YOU'RE NERVOUS!
2. Dominance. Lead that bitch like a fucking dog. You're out on a date? Tell her where you're going, take her there, pay for her food. She is evolved to look for a dominant male partner who will protect her and her children, not a fucking insecure beta male who's unsure of himself.
3. Competence. Have hobbies and interests that you really love to talk about and are good at. If you're a writer talk about how great you are at it and how you're going to become successful. NEVER give the impression that you're a good-for-nothing incompetent idiot. Just fucking lie through your teeth if you have to.

These three steps are guaranteed to make you popular with women.

[Anonymous No.20176142]

>>20176123
I'm not sure I see the issue. As far as I can tell books have helped me meet women. In fact, I've gotten to a lot of dates by mentioning interesting books to women I'm talking to.
Seems to me you're overthinking this whole thing.

[Anonymous No.20176145]

>>20176141
I got tons of women by just using the top one.

[Anonymous No.20176150]

>>20176142
Of course you arent seeing the issue, its because you are fucking dumb. If you had one iota of intelligence you could see that giving a book to an incel wont get them anywhere. Grow up and do better.

[Anonymous No.20176155]

>>20175920
Read this instead. Grab bitches by force... it's about time

[Anonymous No.20176178]

>>20176155
Her feet look 2 tuff.

[Anonymous No.20176185]

>>20175920
101 Hamburger Jokes

[Anonymous No.20176245]

infinite jest

[Anonymous No.20176247]

>>20176178
You might wanna check your deviation when cheeks like those around and you focus on feet

[Anonymous No.20176407]

>>20175920
Way of the superior man

Models by Mark Manson

[Anonymous No.20176426]

>>20175920
Literature isn't going to get you laid if you weren't already capable of it and if you think it is you are profoundly shallow and don't understand why people read literature.
>>20175926
FPBP

[Anonymous No.20176432]

>>20176247
I mean i would slam her, but im not sure id marry her, looks like shes been walking around 2 much, toughens em up. I guess she can use one of those things they use to like shave the callouses off, a couple ex gfs have had those. But i dunno, sometimes u gotta pound cheeks sometimes u gotta admire ur womans toots. lets fucking go you know what i mean?

[Anonymous No.20176438]

>>20176150
You seem very upset, you aren't taking things on this indonesian hallucination-sharing website seriously, are you?

[Anonymous No.20176458]

>>20176438
t. kike who misleads anyone he can, lies and seethes and connives, fuckin dick shit prick lips. Go die. jew.

[Anonymous No.20176467]

>>20176458
I'm not jewish, on the contrary I've lived in Norway as a white Christian all my life and actually have several children.

[Anonymous No.20176478]

>>20176467
True, well I wish you would not mislead fellow anons, they are just trying to make it out here you know. Dont tell them things like "books will help them" when you know that they wont, thats all anon. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.20176507]

>>20176067
>>20176123

This. OP is probably ugly as fuck or has physical defects like bad gait, cleft lip, something like that. Or he chose to be introverted without realizing that life is a social meatgrinder where you are done processing in and shortly after college. If he's normal looking and intelligent with a decent job, he's probably schizoid and not even pursuing women. Maybe his dick doesn't work normal, idk. It's a mix of personal issues and broad society problems, and even just really bad luck. Most people are dumb and whimsical, especially women. And there are few social opportunities outside of college. Unless you're really aggressive with pursuing it and "plugged into" the increasingly fragile and petty social world of normies it's easy to just drift on by entertaining yourself until it's too late. I hope OP kills himself

[Anonymous No.20176596]

>>20176507
Thank you.

[xX_cringemaster_Xx No.20176614]

"What books will help me have a girlfriend?" OP sheepishly asked.
Before various anons could pull out their suggestions for chloroform recipes, ecology essays, and contemporary trends, the Blackpiller busts in.
"None of them... not one, you simple minded faggot. You cannot be helped. You have to work tirelessly for fucking years just to do one normal thing that everyone else does without thought. You are a worm, and you won't find your answer here for anywhere!"
"Begone!", commands one of the anons.
"No, I won't. I'm not going to let you people gaslight these fucking shitstains any longer... it's cruel. I have read Linkola and it will not help him get a girlfriend, not even will it help him get a friend. Just stop. He is doomed and none of these recommendations - not self help, not great literature, and not the bible - can help this faggot with his female problems. It's beyond everyone because that's just how things work sometimes. Stop it." The Blackpiller fell on his hands and knees, and panted as his plea to let OP learn the harsh truth of reality fell on deaf ears.
"You're right, I really should have recommended something more mainstream" the Linkola anon replied smugly. The Blackpiller sighed.
"Those aren't going to help him either." He clenched his fists. "The bitter truth, even if you are authentically trying to help this person, they already lost. You cant read a book and then suddenly attract a woman. Books can do a lot of things but currently they don't hold the power to attract a girl to you alone. OP is already lost to inceldom. No book can save him. Only wealth and experience."
An optimistic interjection from another anon: "That just doesn't seem realistic to me. I read quite a lot of books and I've never had an issues attracting women, and talk with them about books all the time!"
"Just give him a fucking book!" another anon frustratingly bellowed. The Blackpiller stared at the first injector in the eye.
"Okay... but you don't have the problems he has - or maybe you did and you overcame them. But do you honestly thing that having more knowledge on a few books will help attract women? That only comes to play after snaring a broad - after you have their attention from being good-looking, or striking it lucky. Yes, I have talked to women about books, but it is never a fundamental form of attracting women, not in the slightest. Women would literally walk up to me as soon as I got in a party and introduce themselves. That's how it works! People are just attracted to each other. Having the plot of a book in your head does absolutely nothing. Nothing! Self-help books are a scam! This guy needs to fundamentally change his life, and no book can do that on its own."

[Anonymous No.20176714]

pynchon

[Anonymous No.20176769]

>>20176432
stop imagining shit

[Anonymous No.20176772]

can books teach you rhetoric ?

[Anonymous No.20176797]

>>20176772
Only if you write A LOT after...
input-output

[Anonymous No.20176808]

>>20176797
Then it would be possible to convince a woman to be your girlfriend by reading and writing lots of rhetoric, wouldn't it ?

[Anonymous No.20176834]

>>20176808
Not even close. That's the opposite way.

[Anonymous No.20176842]

>>20176834
Why anon ?

[Anonymous No.20176946]

>>20176808
>convince a woman to be your girlfriend
You can't convince anyone (especially women) to be/do something that they are not set to.

[Anonymous No.20176954]

>>20176842
>convince a woman to be your girlfriend
You can't convince anyone (especially women) to be/do something that they are not set to.

[Anonymous No.20177110]

>>20175920
literally just be chill and go out

[Anonymous No.20177164]

>>20177110

[Anonymous No.20177170]

>>20177164
its obvious, right?
not to these anons tho

[Anonymous No.20177179]

DH Lawrence will help you think about sex in a healthy way

[Anonymous No.20177238]

>>20176130
Anon, you're taking OP who just used a dumb subject line as an excuse to post fanservice way too seriously.

[Anonymous No.20177291]

>>20175920
Hey, check out Corey Wayne's "How to Be a 3% Man". Be a man, don't overpursue, "hang out, have fun, hook up" are some core ideas.
Seriously, check it out.

[Anonymous No.20177306]

>>20175920
French books. Doesnt matter which one, really.

[Anonymous No.20177453]

>>20176507
>he's probably schizoid
OP here, bingo my friend

[Anonymous No.20177465]

>>20176714
I can't put my finger on what it is exactly that I so hate about Pynchon's writing, but I really can't stand it.

[Anonymous No.20177584]

>>20176614
I thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.20177944]

>>20176714
i laughed, but idk how much more of this i could take

[Anonymous No.20178141]

>>20176426
>Literature isn't going to get you laid if you weren't already capable of it and if you think it is you are profoundly shallow and don't understand why people read literature.

rekt

[Anonymous No.20178144]

>>20175920
Honestly, Decameron by Boccaccio.

[Anonymous No.20178150]

>>20175926
holy basado

[Anonymous No.20178179]

>>20175920

[Anonymous No.20178300]

>>20175926
>that everyone else does without thought.
30% of american males haven't had sex in the past 2 years, and the actual statistic is even higher because of liars, lmao

[Anonymous No.20178309]

>>20176507
ask me how I know you got cheated on

[Anonymous No.20178323]

Nobody in this thread is ever having a healthy relationship.
>>20176067
>>20176123
You are worse off than OP, honestly. You literally don't comprehend that we're ordinary people like you. Scrotes are so brain-damaged, it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.20178328]

>>20175920
Idk if I want a girlfriend. I have never felt the urge to ask a women out. I also find their beauty grossly exaggerated by my peers when in reality they are at least equal to the male beauty but absolutely caked with ornamentation. Something which should have been suspended of much like the dethroning of ornament from architecture.

[Anonymous No.20178348]

>>20175926
KILL YOURSELF NORMIE SCUM NIGGER FUCK

[Anonymous No.20178352]

>>20175920

[Anonymous No.20178355]

>>20178328
I wish I was like you.
Women are a drug. It is animalistic. I've tried all the mundane ones, so I don't know if cocaine is different, but I've never had any even hint of addiction to alcohol or weed or tobacco or similar.
I jerked off five times yesterday. I'm nine inches. I grew up sheltered, homeschooled, reader, everything, did not talk to any girls before the age of twenty, and now I don't know what to say. Or where to meet.
I'm kinda fucked up.

[Anonymous No.20178357]

>>20178323
Shut the fuck up faggot nigger, projection at its finest. Ive had a bunch of healthy based relationships that were settled with no parties being hurt. SEVERAL times. Things happen, people move on. Theres been some heartbreak. But you know FUCK YOU prick jew. Projection faggot. >>20178348
die ina fire kike

[Anonymous No.20178396]

>>20178357
I am A WOMAN, you walking time bomb. I can literally sense the vitriol you have for us with every post you make.
>die ina fire kike
The monkey-brained, porn-addicted scrote is so eager to lash out.

[Anonymous No.20178399]

>>20178396
I dont watch porn you stupid fucking nigger tranny, shut the FUCK UP ywnbaw you filthy tranny piece of shit

[Anonymous No.20178407]

>>20178396
>>20178399
you guys deserve a pulitzer prize

[Anonymous No.20178413]

>>20178407
yea and the tranny will get one too, by virtue of cutting its cock off, filthy piece of scum

[Anonymous No.20178416]

>>20175920
just read female authors. girls wanna fuck too. demand for pussy hasn't been this low since the the 6th century, it isn't that hard.

[Anonymous No.20178422]

>20178396
>I am A WOMAN, you walking time bomb. I can literally sense the vitriol you have for us with every post you make.
>>die ina fire kike
>The monkey-brained, porn-addicted scrote is so eager to lash out.

[Anonymous No.20178424]

>>20178399
Pure XX, you XY genetic aberration. You XYs are the ones who want to become us and turn into effigies of our form. The tranny problem is YOUR fucking doing. XYs also coincidentally are the ones who commit 86% of crime. The niggers of sex, truly.

[Anonymous No.20178432]

>>20178424
TRANNY CUNT YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMANNN YOU GET THAT?? FUCKING SCUMBAG.

[Anonymous No.20178434]

>>20178424
Why are you being so emotional? Are you on your period? Come back to this thread in a few days.

[Anonymous No.20178437]

>>20178424
tits or gtfo you dumb bitch you know the fucking rules. either show us your god damn tits or that feminine penis or leave. those are your only options.

[Anonymous No.20178448]

the effects of tinder and plenty of fish have been a disaster for the human race

[Anonymous No.20178452]

>>20178432
Scrotes really have no defense other than calling others men, huh? It's like they know that being an XY is the most reprehensible existence on the planet. I feel so bad for you guys. You can't even escape your own sex through cutting-edge technology. You are doomed by your own chromosomes, you rabid dog. Say hi to lolcow femanons laughing at you and this entire thread, by the way.

[Anonymous No.20178455]

>>20178448
>submitting tip to FBI in 5..4..3..2..

[Anonymous No.20178459]

>>20178448
care to expound on this? i agree but i can't articulate why.

[Anonymous No.20178462]

>>20178452
>>Scrotes really have no defense other than >>>calling others men, huh?

[Anonymous No.20178467]

>>20175927
Chloroform is hepatotoxic. Ether is the true starting place for anesthesia.

[Anonymous No.20178502]

>>20178452
You really are a woman, gossiping and being irrational. Shut up and let the men do the talking. If you're going to stay here at least put that womanly body to use and post some of that ass of yours.

[Anonymous No.20179955]

>>20176141
Kinda cringe, kinda based

[Anonymous No.20179970]

>>20175920
Checkbooks

[Anonymous No.20180200]

I thought this board was intellectual

[Anonymous No.20180213]

>>20180200
Oh no. Ever since pol and r9k tards started to flood in the smart people left. These people are make up about 90% of the posts now.

[Anonymous No.20180319]

>>20175920
Remove women from your brain and read The Problem of the Puer Aeternus by Louise Von Franz

Then go outside and actually get hobbies that have women present and learn to be socially well adjusted by practice
Anything else will be mental masturbation and a worsening of your condition

[Anonymous No.20180392]

>>20180319
What does it mean by "socially well adjusted"?

[Anonymous No.20180440]

>>20180200
Then you are an idiot newfag. the whole point is that its a flippent mix of idiocy, irony, pseduery, and the occational glimpse of something interesting/entertaining in the anarchy facilitated by that anarchy. there are containment threads, half decent threads, and threads somewhere in the middle.
>>20180213
Unironically retarded nostalgia. Its always been like this waxing and waining. The best stuff is usually when people dont take themselves too seriously and type a nice lurid post.

[Anonymous No.20180510]

>>20175920
>>20176141
BS advice. This will likely make you look like a try hard actor, trying to be what he isn't. But what if you manage to be like that authentically?

Do women like macho bad guys? Obviously. I'd say most women like macho guys to have sex with but do they like them to have serious long term relationships? Not really, except for women who are themselves stupid or low in self-confidence. Imo for long term bonding or marriage women seek a balance of security and strengh, you'd have to be a guy who can be nice and can be strong, someone who will show affection but also is able to btfo other guys. You'd have to come off as intelligent but not nerdy, that's the key thing really.

[Anonymous No.20180724]

>>20175926
>>20178300

Anyone can do it, the first step is just becoming social. You are probably socially anxious so you have to face your fears and start interacting with people until you find some friends. Once you become comfortable then learn how to express yourself without shame. You will be able to attract women if you can do this, it will take getting over your insecurities. Most guys aren’t even trying and just wait for the perfect opportunity to present themselves. You can be an ugly mfer and get women if you’re courages and cool to be around

[Anonymous No.20180746]

>>20180724
>cool to be around
But I'm not cool to be around
I just read shitty books and play games

[Anonymous No.20180764]

>>20180392
Not feeling the need to make this thread for one.

[Anonymous No.20182909]

>>20180319
>Problem of the Puer Aeternus
Why do Jungians favor certain archetypes with this false "good/bad" dichotomy?

[Anonymous No.20183831]

>>20175920
D H Lawrence
Gustav Flaubert

Their works will help you develop a theory of mind for women. keyword: help. You will still need to get fit and shower regularly.

>>20176155
>Roland Green
If it wasn't written by Robert E Howard singing the story to himself at one in the morning, it's not a real Conan story.

[Anonymous No.20184339]

>>20180746
Then your first step is to find some interesting hobbies, preferably social ones where you can meet people organically.

[Anonymous No.20184383]

>>20175920
How to get a girlfriend:
1) scent. You need to get the right balance of a healthy b.o. musk and mix it with a complimentary applied scent. You can improve your musk by changing your lifestyle. Just like you can judge a person by their appearance, you can judge their health by their musk. Women love how dicks smell.
2) style. Keep yourself clean (but not too clean, in line with point #1.) you should be aiming to look presentable and put together. Don’t get hung up on small imperfections, focus more on what you CAN do. Remember #1; women can SMELL passion. Trim your pubes, don’t wash your penis unless it smells bad. Most people have bad style, and women are very attuned to how men dress (apparently.) Compliment your best features, and be excited about it. Carry yourself as if you intend to conserve the most energy but expend what energy you can on being careful and considerate. Just imagine ‘theres no point being afraid.’ And, *most* pua dress like gimps. The best of them pull off a nice sleaze.
3) Personality. Simply being invested in the first 2 points will give you enough ‘interestingness.’ If you aren’t passionate; get more sensual with your scent and style. If you aren’t smelling good, fix your lifestyle according to it.
In the end you’ll be so caught up in the flow that you wont even need pussy.

[Anonymous No.20184392]

>>20184383
I should add, the most important emphasis is that you should ONLY be judging yourself by, with and against yourself. You shouldn’t aspire to be like another man. Even if you’re weird, its better. This is what defines a man. A boy is defined by his being an apprentice.

[Anonymous No.20184428]

BREEDING SEX WITH MARIN

[Anonymous No.20184431]

>>20175926
Wrong.
>>20175920
Pic related, OP. Get on it.

[Anonymous No.20184442]

>>20177453
You don't have anything to lose, so check out the manifestation general on /x/ and try it. A couple years ago an anon even manifested a 13 year old cunny to come up to his door.

[Anonymous No.20184531]

>>20182909
>exhibits negative puer aeternus behaviour (immature consumptive coomer relationship towards getting a gf)
>wants quality gf, which necessitates this behaviour stopping
>gets recommended books that will give insight to this dynamic and how to change it which he implicitly wants by the subject of his thread
If OP was content with the terms of his puer aeternus status he wouldn't have made the thread, which says nothing about puer aeternus being objectively good or bad.

[Anonymous No.20184842]

>>20175926
I'm not a worm I'm an eldritch schizo

[Anonymous No.20184862]

>>20184531
The more I hear about this concept the more it smells to me like female cope because men refuse to "settle" for them. It is objectively masculine to objectify women and only be domesticated by them with effort on the part of the woman. Being a "mature" slave and bending over to women is not mature at all, it's just an effeminate type of male which women, due to their view of effeminacy as mature (which is correct for women), confuse with maturity.

[Anonymous No.20186319]

>>20184862
>thinks the puer aeternus (like everything else in his life) is about acquiring le epic females, ignoring that his mindset and constant wheel spinning / lack of progress on this topic is symptomatic of a greater problem
>doesn't understand that coming to terms with one's puer aeternus elements improves nearly all areas of psychological development, romantic / sexual relationships being only a single small part of that development, and an optional one at that
>still is in infantile me need love me need booba mother complex mentality, only even considers confronting the puer aeternus as a methodology to get love and booba
>freeing yourself from your own devouring mother complex is somehow bowing down to women
Consumptive coomer crab detected.

[Anonymous No.20187924]

>>20175920
Boobs don 't look like that.

They aren't red
They aren't tight
They aren't pushed up naturally
They're veiny
They're saggy
They're hard when you feel them
They're hairy