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/lit/ humour thread?

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>>20173900

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>> No.20173913

>>20173900
>/lit/ humour
leftards and roasties have no humor.
Proof : all female 'comedians' suck.

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>>20173913
explain this then

>> No.20174019

>>20173972
They laugh at her not with her.

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>>20174019
explain this then

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>>20173901
When I did Teach for America in LA I saw a black kid get bullied for "acting white" because he was reading. That's when I realized the problems were a little more complex than I thought

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>>20174047
idk what your point is, women are children?

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>>20174064
I THINK you might want to take that back

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>> No.20174130

>>20174107
Is this from trannypol?

>> No.20174135

>>20174107
>>20174129
This is a /lit/ humor thread, retard. Not "spam your surface level takes" thread

>> No.20174147

>>20174130
I mean, is /lit/ trannypol? idk anything about OP i wasn't there

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>> No.20174165

>>20174160
shut up faggot

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>>20174135
it's only funny if you're an academic, sorry

>> No.20174179

>>20174147
No, trannypol is a another name for leftypol. Didn't expect such ideological drivel even on /lit.

>> No.20174181

>>20174166
So this is what the average /lit/ poster thinks they are? They're obsessed with political science and they think that makes them an academic. How this board has fallen

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Why don't you guys post something actually funny?

>> No.20174189

>>20174121
If your dick thinks it's a chick, it's not gay.

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>> No.20174215

>>20174186
okay, you first

>> No.20174226

>>20174200
makes zero sense

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>>20174215
lol

>> No.20174235

>>20174226
are you stupid?

>> No.20174238

>>20174235
do you suck cock?

>> No.20174252

>>20174238
Even if you don't think it's funny, there's literally nothing about that image that should be too complicated for a toddler to figure out. I'm legitimately asking if you're a sped.

>> No.20174259

>>20174200
I take this to mean that Giles Coren was a virgin until at least 2005. What bafflingly bad writing. Deserved its award.

>> No.20174289

>>20174229
Fuck you

>> No.20174292

>>20174252
We aren't all twitter faggots who spend all day following this drama, it simply lacks the context to make sense unless the point actually is "a bad male writer has stated that male writers are bad", in which case you are a retard.

>> No.20174306

>>20174292
whatever you need to tell yourself.

>> No.20174314

>>20174306
you are so fucking soft, holy shit

>> No.20174317

>>20174135
>>20174130
this is one of the best /lit/ humor images, you fucking regards

>> No.20174327

>>20174229
Kys

>> No.20174341

>>20174229
fucker

>> No.20174542

>>20174181
i believe i'm someone who reads books and sees the humour in that post, whereas you're a fucking retarded nigger

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>>20174229

>> No.20175539

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HsLfrpEAfB8

This entire /lit/ interview is comedy gold.

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>> No.20175605

>>20175539
Not going to watch your friend simulator, zoomer.

>> No.20175620

>>20174292
>>20174314
Dude, it was not hard to understand at all.

>> No.20175621

>>20173900
Embarrassing humour thread /lit/

>> No.20175628

>>20175621
Yeah, not a good showing at all lads.

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>>20175620
>he comes back crying after several hours pretending to be a different person

>> No.20175650

>>20175621
>>20175628
reminder that if you have the opportunity to be the first reply to any humor thread, you should always post "No."

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>>20175604

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all my lit pics are stale

>> No.20175777

>>20173913
I god shut up and get some pussy already

>> No.20175790

>>20175777
digits confirm

>> No.20175830

>>20175637
you're deranged

>> No.20175844

>>20175830
That pissed you off enough that you dropped the disguise to seethe at me directly. I wasn't 100% sure before but I am now.

>> No.20175867

>>20174229
ok

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>> No.20175910

>>20173905
This is not a "this is the intellectual level of the average woman" blackpill thread.

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>>20175637
that's more effort than this site is worth anon

>> No.20175949

>>20174229
faggot

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>> No.20176007

Someone post Pharaoh (1999)

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>> No.20176083

>>20175941
it's the easiest thing there is to do, retard

>> No.20176128

>>20174135
Lmao did the strange words confuse you buddy? The joke is his essay. You're not supposed to take OP seriously

>> No.20176129

>>20174129
I lost

>> No.20176154

>>20174229
Ok but the antihumor was good, too.

>> No.20176156

>>20174047
>1984

Orwell was rabidly pro gun, not that a libtard would know

>> No.20176188

>>20176050
Original pic?

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>>20176188
that lame girl who wanted to larp as "90s girl"

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>> No.20176223

>>20176050
What is the game. It looks so familiar.

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>> No.20176240

>>20174229
damn you

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>> No.20176246

>>20176243
>The only book stack on /lit/ that looks actually read
Good joke.

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not really /lit/ but think I got it from here so why not

>> No.20176317

>>20175844
you're retarded, what >>20174200 means is
>1st image: I'm a man but men shouldn't write!
>2nd image: Waaaah other men don't like my great work of fiction because they're sex-obsessed virgins who don't get it!
>3rd image: Shows an excerpt from the novel in question, which ironically is just retarded smut by a man who can't write

>> No.20176329

>>20176317
yeah, and?

>> No.20176330

>>20174229
I don't like books but I love my mom
I wonder what would my opinion be if my mom was actually a book.

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>> No.20176444

>>20176440
retarded and tone deaf meme

>> No.20176454

>>20174229
I fall for this every damn time. The minecraft jokes and their subtle autism are too much for me.

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>>20176444
Cope.

>> No.20176495

>>20176454
>subtle
If you think that's subtle, you may be autistic yourself, anon.

>> No.20176496

>>20176253
This out of context excel sheet mogs most "alternate mediums" storytelling by a mile.

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>>20176253
Meme:
>Talking about cuckolding
Way Used:
>Asked her if she has ever watched cuck porn
Reaction to first use:
>She said no
Reaction to continued exposure:
>She said yes

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Rent free

>> No.20176524

>>20174229

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>>20175712

>> No.20176557

>>20173905
It's shit tho

>> No.20176563

>>20174226
>>20174238
>>20174292
>>20174314
>>20175637
>>20175844
>>20176083
>>20176329
kys retard, you are too stupid to live
t. third party annoyed by your retardation

>> No.20176566

>>20174292
Embarrassing post

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>>20176541
Am I the only one who has a bunch of pics of anime girls holding difficulty books (inb4 >hegal >difficult)

>> No.20176595

None of these are funny.

>> No.20176665

>>20176563
yeah, no

>> No.20176675

>>20176566
the explanation you eventually gave was just a more cringey version of that, samefag

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>>20176595
Try this one on for size, big boy

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>>20176680
Absolute shit, this one is way better.

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>>20176253
the cuck one and the t*rk one got a chuckle out of me

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>>20176541

>> No.20176743

>>20176253
Endearing.

>> No.20176756

>>20174229

>> No.20176925

>>20174229
no

>> No.20177050

someone please post the nigga translation of odyssey, cant find it now

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>>20174229

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>>20175960
I'm drunk enough for this to hit home even if I don't understand it fully.

>>20176007
You can literally Google it, it's that popular.

>>20176221
lmao

>> No.20177436

>>20177377
>>20176007
>Pharaoh (1999)
What a genuinely fun game. I forgot this game existed. I probably hadn't played it since early 2000, to be honest.

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>>20177050

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>>20177377

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>>20174064
This one always rips my sides into oblivion

>> No.20177559

>>20174229
Based

>> No.20177567

>>20174229
This one's for you, Mom.

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>>20177437

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>>20177517
idk if this is funny anon, it's just making me angry

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NEVER!

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>>20177605
I tried reading it in high school one summer, and when I got to this bit where he's going on and on about the migration patterns of whales I was just let's leave this for college

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always

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>> No.20177649

>>20177436
A remake is in the making, I'm so excited!

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>> No.20177689

>>20174107
>>20174019
>>20174130
>>20174135
...Are you all new you faggots? its like none of you can pick up on tongue in cheek.

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>>20174229

>> No.20177702

>>20177606
This is such a specific novel. I want to read it

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>>20177634
>>20177641

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>>20173900

>> No.20177808

>>20174229
kek

>> No.20177819

Genuinely funny thread, my thanks to all contributors

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>>20177819

>> No.20177883

>>20176253
Oh dear God lol

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It makes me sad to think of the past few humor threads that got glassed for no reason

>> No.20177935

>>20176253
can you post the antinatalist anon spreadsheet?

>> No.20177961

Can someone please post the infinite jest sweat edition image, I've been looking for it forever

>> No.20177985

>>20177606
kek I remember this thread

>> No.20178014

>>20174229
Asshole

>> No.20178043

>>20174229
kek

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>> No.20178057

>>20174229
kys

>> No.20178072

>>20174229
cheeky book

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>> No.20178113

>>20177638
Just remember that a friend of a friend in high school turned in a 10 page BTS fanfic where one of them gets pregnant for a creative writing assignment. It was supposed to be 2 pages max. I think she got a B.

>> No.20178137

>>20178113
why are women obsessed with male pregnancy
there are currently 123k works tagged pregnancy on ao3
73k of them are tagged for a m/m relationship

>> No.20178145

>>20177638
I never get shit like this, worst I get is just chinks who don't know any English despite doing a Master's at Stanford. Shows you how fake the whole system is.

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>>20178137
well they like that yaoi shit and I guess adding pregnancy adds another layer of affection or whathaveyou

>> No.20178253

>>20177689
The average IQ of this board might have actually decreased a full standard deviation in the time since that post, I remember being in that thread and there were like 3 out hundreds of people who didn't understand it was a joke and they were pry baiting

>> No.20178255

>>20174229
motherfucker

>> No.20178276

>>20174229
Does anyone else find it heartwarming how many replies these things get? All these people who surely know that this nigger on 4chan has no control over their mother's life. But they love her so much that the thought of "what if there is a chance" is enough to make them expend effort they know is almost certainly pointless.
Love you, Mom.

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>>20178253
it's /pol/ brainrot, I'm sure of it. Gets them primed to see things a certain way no matter how obvious an attempt at humor it may be. Can't be helped

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>>20173900
https://youtu.be/UTc7yhgtt-M

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>>20178421

>> No.20178587

>>20174229
fart

>> No.20178785

>>20174229
Lol

>> No.20178859

>>20176444
Ywnbaw

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>>20176573
Npt quite the same, but I have a whole folder of anime girls holding programming books, sorted by language

>> No.20178938

>>20173918
Wtf

>> No.20178944

>>20173972
She became a nude model you know that right?

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>>20173918

>> No.20179002

>>20178153
The secondbparagraph about milk for the pussy is just taken from story of the eye. What gives?

>> No.20179041

>>20178984
based Shrek

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>>20176573
post some

>> No.20179063

>>20174229
noooooooooo mommmmm

>> No.20179112

>>20178984
it is unbelievable how funny this is

>> No.20179114

>>20174200
>his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath
Thats homeresque and fucking hilarious.

>> No.20179118

>>20176243
buttrustle !

>> No.20179132

>>20178883
where did you find them?

>> No.20179144

Does anyone have the greentext of the Bane plane scene being written in the style of different writers?

>> No.20179166

>>20178421
bruh

>> No.20179211

>>20176064
nah mate, it's a translation from arabic

>> No.20179218

>>20179132
Not that anon:
https://github.com/cat-milk/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books

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>>20175604
What does debil mean in this case? Internet only gives me definitions for a word in Czech.

>> No.20179233

>>20177437
I will never read a translation. If I do not manage to learn the language in my lifetime, I just won't read a book in that language, ever. I'm currently working on Japanese, then comes ancient greek.

>> No.20179234

>>20179229
debilitated basically "retard"

>> No.20179238

>>20179233
No one asked

>> No.20179247

>>20178044
Glad this cringe era of /lit/ is over

>> No.20179254

>>20179229
Are we using the same internet or are you a debil yourself.

>> No.20179258

>>20179247
at least back then people finished books

>> No.20179260

>>20179218
thanks anon

>> No.20179261

>>20179218
Is this peak autism?

>> No.20179277

>>20176440
kek

>> No.20179342

>>20176695
nah m8 the other one was better

>> No.20179384

>>20174229
you crazy for this one

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Not a single funny post.

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>> No.20179691

>>20179229
devil, satan

>> No.20179711

>>20179132
that anon
see >>20179218
I might have added a few over time but I think the majority is from there

>> No.20179728

>>20177689
Thanks you for saying what I think almost every day I spend on this website

>> No.20179743

>>20174229

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>>20179211

>> No.20179816

>>20179002
only the first story is actually real, the rest anons made up or apparently ripped off

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>>20174229
nigger

>> No.20179844

>>20178301
These graded essays are always fake

>> No.20179862
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Guy's im trying out a new quip when im with my overeducated friends if we hear bad music. it goes:
"Jeeze guys, this is the kind of music only Adorno could like" ::pause for laughter and praise::
what do you think?

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>>20179844
I still find them amusing, it's not really the teacher comments that make them funny to me

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>>20179061
OGEY

>> No.20180027

>>20174229
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbuurhh

>> No.20180187

>>20174229
Fuck you

>> No.20180226

>>20174229
fuck

>> No.20180328

>>20179869
Audibly laughed. Dangerously based. Perchance.

>> No.20181079

>>20173918
>>20178984
What book?

>> No.20181120

>>20181079
man, guess

>> No.20181520

>>20179233
There is absolutely nothing worthwhile reading in japanese, especially when its a difficult language to learn

>> No.20181818

>>20176573
It's a very common sight on the math general over at /sci/

>> No.20181943

>>20181079
Shrek! which inspired Shrek. But lines are modified.

>> No.20181985

>>20174229
Well done

>> No.20182015

>>20178944
You CANNOT just make claims like this without posting sauce. You just can't.

>> No.20182021

>>20176253
There are other sheets wtf

>> No.20182027

>>20178301
i doubt that. there has always been a little bit of /pol/ overlay. I thin its mostly newfags. newfags have a harder time understanding the levity of older chan stuff and think there has to be a “point” or “intent” besides something being amusing.

>> No.20182029

>>20182015
It's common knowledge here. It was weird, she did like an onlyfans thing where she posted herself nude but the nipples and pussy are censored in a way that it looks like she has smooth barbie doll bits.

>> No.20182080

>>20176253
Meme:
>Laughing about manlets
Way Used:
>Looked at her friends list and told her to stop befriending midgets
Reaction to first use:
>Told me not to me rude
Reaction to continued exposure:
>Told me off aggressively

Meme:
>Navy Seals Pasta
Way Used:
>Sent after she told me off for making fun of manlet friends
Reaction to first use:
>Got very offended
Reaction to continued exposure:
>No second use

>> No.20182098

>>20174229
fuck you bitch

>> No.20182155

>>20175941
gold

>> No.20182160

>>20182029
Huh, good to know. I haven't posted on /lit/ in years but feel like I would've at least heard of the Katie noodz on another board or something.
Fitting end to the saga desu.

>> No.20182283

>>20174229
thought about getting this book as a joke gift

>> No.20182393

>>20175941
>spent three hours in the woods sitting in my car and reading mason and dixon
>sitting in my car and reading mason and dixon
>he didn't sit in his car reading, he divided his time between sitting in his car and reading out in the woods
definitely guilty

>> No.20183370

bububump

>> No.20183481

>>20176253
Does anyone have the other spreadsheets? I can't find them.

>> No.20183542

>>20176444
Lighten up, lad

>> No.20183878

>>20174229

>> No.20183929

>>20173900
I actually know the person who created the whole "oats' meme. It all started on youtube btw. He's actually schizophreinic and believes he's billie eilish. It's true what they say, that geniuses are often on drugs or neurodivergent.

>> No.20183934

>>20174229
gfy faggot

>> No.20184082

>>20174229
good one.

>> No.20184125

>>20174229
kek

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>>20174229
Ha

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>>20174229
Screw off

>> No.20184257

>>20174229
huehue

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>> No.20184289

>>20174160
I'm glad someone else is cursed with this fetish and it's not just me

>> No.20184297

>>20176444
wtf is wrong with you, idiot

>> No.20184299

>>20176718
That's just history!

>> No.20184300

>>20177619
kek

>> No.20184306

>>20178984
Needed this.

>> No.20184331

>>20179862
sounds clever but intellectual jokes only work in books.

my main move is saying Hitler is based, that usually gets some laughs.

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>> No.20184363

>>20174229
these jokes are actually good

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>>20179862

>> No.20184373

>>20184354
Why do women write stuff like this?

>> No.20184377

>>20184373
they're awful people

>> No.20184414

>>20174200
>mfw the horny posts I write for the virtual youtuber I’m in love with are better than a published author

>> No.20184433

>>20173901
this -> dis
nigger -> nigga
??? -> ahh

I get the other shortened forms but what word is 'ahh' supposed to represent here?
Wiktionary and merriam-webster found nothing, neither did two slang dictionaries I checked from. Can't be 'is', that's already one letter shorter and wouldn't be consistent with the previous elisions. I'm ESL btw and can't wrap my head around this.

>> No.20184461

>>20184433
dis nigga, pause, AAAAAAAAAH
niggers say this like laughing or lol or lmao
I suppose you have never been around their kind
t. went to a public school

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>>20173900
The thread that ended a career.

>> No.20184558

>>20174229

fk u

>> No.20184618

>>20184527
Kek I was wondering why she had disappeared.

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>>20184527
Witnessed.
Since this moment, /lit/ becames my favorite board and I've stopped being a coomer. Bless you anon.

>> No.20184863

>>20184856
what book

>> No.20184998

>>20184433
niggers laugh before delivering the punchline, usually by screaming and laughing, to draw attention and signal the upcoming joke.

>> No.20185033

>>20184863
I guess Rowling's male pseudonym

>> No.20185085

>>20174229

>> No.20185735

>>20184433
Ahh -> out here

>> No.20185748

>>20173905
Jesus fucking Christ. Is something like Dracula really above most people's reading level?

>> No.20185749

>>20184433
I understand it to mean "ass", as in "this nigga ass reading a book"

>> No.20185796

>>20174229
Bitch

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>>20185748
Yes.

>> No.20185887

>>20174229
ok don’t kill my mom

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Something fresh. Came across this just now on Goodreads.

>> No.20186091

>>20185917
based linkola

>> No.20186111

>>20174229
funny

>> No.20186139

>>20174229

>> No.20186222

>>20174229
For mom

>> No.20186279

>>20175604
>>20175657
>it's not even a haiku
fucking lol

>> No.20186297

Does anyone have the greentext about the smug Camus reader in public who eventually says such lines like “how quaint” and “a quick lunge for the throat should end this ordeal”

>> No.20186313

>lurk /lit/.
>people shitposting about Guénon.
>talk about it with my father.
>he offered me a Pléiade of Gide.

>> No.20186337

>>20174229
pain

>> No.20186399

>>20174229

>> No.20186435

>>20174229
god fucking damnit

>> No.20186501

>>20175941
lmao

>> No.20186876

>>20174229
fucker

>> No.20186882

>>20175604
jesus is this book just one big shitpost?

>> No.20186986

>>20174229
what the deuce? How would that ever get into a Minecraft novella?

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>>20186882
something like that

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>> No.20187945

>>20179229
Basically retard, but a little less offensive

>> No.20188003

>>20174229
haha i love jokes!!!!

>> No.20188153

>>20177690
First good one in the thread

>> No.20188239

>>20184433
It means actually.

>> No.20188243

>>20179869
>you can’t just say “perchance”

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>>20173900

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>>20174047
Lmao weren't the Harry Potter books about a group of students arming themselves against a corrupt government being strung along by cultists?

>> No.20188363

>>20174229
Replyt

>> No.20188372

>>20178276
It's just a modern iteration of the game where everyone posts that they lost so everyone can feel like they have a community

>> No.20188434

>>20174107
one of the best shitposts in recent memory

>> No.20188494

>>20174229
Fucking nigger.

>> No.20188584

>>20174229
Lmao got me

>> No.20188653

>>20176223
Planescape

>> No.20188673

>>20177690
I got 80%

>> No.20188692

>>20174229
kys

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>> No.20188794

>>20174229
Aaaaaand that's the 4th time I fall for that today.
fuk

>> No.20188816

>>20179728
I feel you bro.

>> No.20188834

>>20174064
i actually had a similar experience lol

i had already seen this clip from the boondocks though so it just made it funny to me

https://youtu.be/u52sK9JWffU?t=238

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>>20188834
Great show
It's so fuckin retarded. Black people don't even talk to their young kids or read to them so even by the time they start kindergarten they're already behind everyone else verbally so it's no wonder they hate reading. My wife saw a coworker at the store with her 1 year old and started talking to it and she's like "why you talkin to him he don't understand he a baby." Fuck this gay Urth

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>>20174229
kys

>> No.20189003

>>20188900
its true enough and not to be a bitch but there is obviously a class class element there (except if you're asian obviously)

its just that black people are so funny, as proven by your story, and they have by far the most pernicious social culture, as you are saying.

https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/California-math-wars-get-ugly-Accusations-of-17060072.php

thats why it sucks that the 'antidote' to these obviously complex structural issues is like "well what if we make the children's education shittier?"

>> No.20189080

>>20182029
perhaps post the link

>> No.20189094

>>20174229
Were the rest of those real?

>> No.20189106

>>20189094
Yes.
I like to imagine the dude writing them was imagining shooting himself in between every sentence.

>> No.20189116

>>20189106
in minecraft

>> No.20189133

>>20174704
god bless

>> No.20189137

>>20174229
shit on your cock fucker

>> No.20189165

>>20174229
kys

>> No.20189236

>>20174704
Bless you, Danger Dog