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20146021 No.20146021 [Reply] [Original]

Write in your best prose what you will tell Jesus once you first meet him.

>> No.20146024

I love you.

>> No.20146031

Stop appearing on my toast. It’s annoying. You wanna talk? Text or something.

>> No.20146038

>>20146021
Why didn't you return my calls?

>> No.20146046

>>20146021
“Is Muhammad a prophet?”

>> No.20146066

Your book SUCKS.

>> No.20146077

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

>> No.20146079

Sneed.

>> No.20146098

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
SNEED
CHUCK

>> No.20146147

>>20146021
I'm sorry for having doubted

>> No.20147106

I'm sorry, I tried my best but I'm not sure I did enough

>> No.20147167

>>20146021
I'm sorry. that said you could've sent a little encouragement...

>> No.20147988

>>20146021
Fuck kikes

>> No.20148007

>>20146021
I will NOT go into the light, now fuck off and let me pass.

>> No.20148689

>>20146021
Forgive me Father, for I am a sinner.

>> No.20148925

Thank you king

>> No.20148956

Is there actually no sex in heaven that's just atheist propaganda right?

>> No.20148960

>>20146021
I don't know you, and I don't care to know you. Hello! No idea.

>> No.20148962

>>20146021
Suck my dick you quadruple nigger.
Thanks for giving everyone everything and me nothing. I guess you'll be punishing me further now, oh just one. Sorry I can't suck you off like your flock. St Jude's hospital gives it's regards you utterly useless kike.

>> No.20148970

Sup nigga y u been acting so gay????? War and famine and shit? *kisses teeth*, homes, that’s wack and you know it!!!!!

>> No.20150779

bump

>> No.20150825

>>20146021
HEY LIL JJ
I JUST READ THE BIBLE
JUST ABSOLUTELY STUDIED THE WORD OF GOD
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES

>> No.20150838

>>20146021
doth forthwith how will ye?
for it seemeth that it be that ye do my lord.
But within this seemeth, perchance there is but an purest loveth.
By ne'er corpulent nor low attractions doth my senses percieve, but only of un spirit' caneth bask in they eminence.
forsoth.

>> No.20150885

>>20146021
sorry for cooming so much
it disgusts me too

>> No.20150890

>>20146021
i said shit i'm chillin
tryna stack these millions

>> No.20150899

>>20146021
Why?

>> No.20150947

>>20146021
Ask for forgiveness

>> No.20150960

"Fancy meeting you here!"