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Anonymous Fri Mar 25 07:19:05 2022 No.20117722 [Reply] [Original]

>shit selection
>uncomfortable
>no place to sit
>only fits one person at a time

tell me again why these are a good idea?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 07:22:41 2022 No.20117727 >>20117722 i think youre supposed to take them home

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 07:24:00 2022 No.20117730 >>20117727 then why does it have a roof?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 07:53:37 2022 No.20117808 >>20117730 Anon, I know you've been in your basement for awhile, but surely you remember what rain is?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:04:35 2022 No.20117839 >>20117722 >Butcherbox a fucking suicide booth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:06:07 2022 No.20117842 They are free? I would take all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:08:01 2022 No.20117848 File: 31 KB, 660x574, fuck you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20117730

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:11:31 2022 No.20117860
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>>20117722
I hate waiting in line at one of these boxes while some faggot takes HOURS to finishes his book. I saw this cunt reread the same page threes times—THREE TIMES—while chuckling to himself self-contentedly every ten minutes. I swear he saw me waiting and was just fucking with me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:13:47 2022 No.20117870 >>20117842 This is why condiments are becoming rare at resteraunts. Please buy rope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:14:37 2022 No.20117877 >>20117860 Based reraeder.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:17:27 2022 No.20117890 File: 153 KB, 425x412, 8454518.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very little privacy. Only a pervert would be willing to poop in there

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:18:14 2022 No.20117893 >>20117870 That's because fat people. I want them all to read all. Poor people reads too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:20:45 2022 No.20117906 >>20117893 You can't read them all at once. Taking them all is gluttony and you should repent.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:23:55 2022 No.20117909 >>20117722 butcher box? you go in there, get distracted from reading that someone comes in and chops you up?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:29:16 2022 No.20117934 >>20117906 But if I don't save them some nigger will destroy them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:33:05 2022 No.20117947 >>20117934 you guys have niggers in euroland?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:34:20 2022 No.20117952 >>20117947 And how!

Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:42:21 2022 No.20117979
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>be me, have a couple of hours free before I go to meet gf for dinner
>decide to head to the local bookbox for a quick reading session
>enter and pick up what seems like an light read, shouldn't be too hard to pass the test
>to my horror, realise that I accidentally picked up a piece of level 9 literature rather than level 6, the sticker had been left on upside-down
>normally I max out at level 7 so this is way above my capabilities
>press the emergency button to get through to a bookbox operator and request an early exit, but it's the weekend so nobody picks up
>keep failing the test, unable to score above the release threshold until I've re-read the damn thing four times
>to make matters worse some bored kids noticed my predicament and started heckling me from outside as I typed my answers
By the time the door unlocked it was 2am and my gf was beyond pissed. Be careful when selecting your book bros, there is a massive learning curve when you start getting into the upper-single digits

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 08:44:50 2022 No.20117985 >>20117934 Such is the cost of Godliness, you can't become the demon to defeat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 09:01:42 2022 No.20118025 File: 252 KB, 312x265, 1644448240203.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20117730 200 IQ

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 09:29:27 2022 No.20118105 >>20117722 they are faggy leftist shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 09:43:23 2022 No.20118128 >>20117722 I rather be in a dungeon with my dick and balls strapped to the guillotine than be in this booth

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:07:48 2022 No.20118429 >>20117722 >only fits one person at a time nothing worse than having some asshole breathing down your neck to look next

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:15:27 2022 No.20118475 >>20117722 Hey, be grateful that your suicide booths have books in them. The ones in my area just kill you instantaneously

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:16:16 2022 No.20118480 >>20117722 are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 11:44:55 2022 No.20118630 >>20117947 My dude missed 2015 - 2016: "With Open Gates"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:47:12 2022 No.20118953 File: 107 KB, 752x469, 1637568255173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20117934 i could've saved them

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 12:48:23 2022 No.20118960 >>20117722 Is this the equivalent of those little library things?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 25 16:48:42 2022 No.20119899 >>20117727 How am I supposed to fit that whole box in my house? It would be much better to just grab a book and take it

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