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[Anonymous No.20117084]

>this is a real book

[Anonymous No.20117089]

>>20117084
They should have used the alternative cover

[Anonymous No.20117091]

I've never heard about it therefore it must not be real or must not be important *trollface

[Anonymous No.20117092]

>>20117084
I don't understand for the life of me why is Scandinavia so cucked. These people used to pillage and conquer European regions, now they let their daughters spread their legs and fuck negroes like it's nothing. I'm sad that the rest of Europe save Germany is dying but I'm happy Scandinavia is going the way of the dodo.

[Anonymous No.20117098]

>Phil Blackman

[Anonymous No.20117099]

>>20117092
>inb4 ackshually Finland is not le Scandinavia
Nordic countries, whatever, you get the idea.

[Anonymous No.20117118]

>>20117084
>Schwarzmann Name Meaning Jewish (Ashkenazic): variant spelling of Schwarzman

OI VEY

[Anonymous No.20117122]

>>20117084
>>20117089
>this is the author
Does he have an actual cuckold fetish?

[Anonymous No.20117135]

>>20117092
>These people used to pillage and conquer European regions, now they let their daughters spread their legs and fuck negroes like it's nothing.
They were poor-ass niggers, so they had to do all that hard and dangerous shit. Now they are rich-ass niggers, so they can forget about that and just do whatever they want to - which includes indulging in exotic dick/poon.

[Anonymous No.20117136]

>>20117084
This sort of thing would still trigger me few years ago, but I've learnt that women don't deserve any better.

[Anonymous No.20117147]

>>20117084
>Designing the front cover of “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” was exciting and I wanted to be involved in the process. As a marketer I know the importance of retail packaging. And as a PR guy I know the importance of building buzz. A book’s cover is its first impression. So naturally I wanted something striking and intriguing.
>My editor hooked me up with the super talented, and super patient, graphic designer Laura Noponen and basically gave us free rein. My editor never suggested a photographer for the cover. I guess my face would deter customers.
>Here was my original pitch to Laura..
>date: Tue, May 24, 2011 at 9:55 AM
>subject: Re: Vs: Book cover
>Laura, hi
>If you don’t know, the book is called “How to Marry a Finnish Girl” and the subtitle is “Everything you wanted to know about Finland, that Finns wouldn’t tell you.” It’s a humor book about Finland, but it’s quite edgy – it’s not a tourist book at all, and avoids all the typical Finnish cliches. It’s targeted to Finns and foreigners who already know quite a lot about Finland. So I’m looking for a book cover that’s both 1) Humorous and 2) Edgy.
>I have two ideas for the book cover….
>1. Do you know that famous Väinämöinen/Aino painting of the man chasing the woman in the lake? The cover would be a depiction of that painting, but the man is a foreigner, of maybe African or Middle Eastern descent. The idea is to take that classic painting, update it to 2011, and show what modern Finnish couples look like.
>2. Ever seen a 1950’s American cookbook? I’ve attached a few examples. That 1950’s American-woman-wearing-high-heels-while-baking is the complete opposite of a modern Finnish woman – and therein lies the humor. I love that 1950’s illustrator style, it’s again very popular thanks to that show “Mad Men”. I kinda picture the classic “Elovena” girl, blonde hair and high cheekbones, but in a classic American dress baking some Karelian pastries. Maybe her husband is an African guy wearing a suit, heading out to work. It would be a clash of American and Finnish cultures, all done with that 1950’s font and style.
>Do any of those ideas resonate with you? Do they stir your creative juices at all? :-)
> Thanks so much for working with me on this!
>– Phil
>Yeah, my idea was to take Finland’s most sacred piece of national history and turn its main character from a God into a Somalian. That would have a sold TONS of books!! After several drafts back and forth (like I said, Laura is VERY patient) we all agreed on the cover you’ve seen. I absolutely love it. A modern Finnish couple in love! Or maybe it’s a foreigner groping a white girl. You decide!!
>But I wanted to depict a modern Finnish couple.
>After several drafts back and forth (like I said, Laura is VERY patient) we all agreed on the cover you’ve seen. I absolutely love it. A modern Finnish couple in love! Or maybe it’s a foreigner groping a white girl. You decide!!

[Anonymous No.20117151]

>>20117147
Here’s the link to the article btw. http://www.betterfunner.com/2012/10/how-my-books-cover-was-designed/

[Anonymous No.20117158]

>>20117135
poor-ass niggers create hard ass niggas hard ass niggas create good ass nigga times good ass nigga times create wack ass niggas wack ass niggas create poor ass niggas.

[Anonymous No.20117160]

>>20117084
>>20117147

Wait, this is a real job? Like I joke that because of my brown skin, I have the NEED to go to finland and fuck their women but this is just silly.

btw You whites wants some brown girls? I don't mind trading.

[Anonymous No.20117180]

>>20117160
>btw You whites wants some brown girls? I don't mind trading.
We'd take them if we wanted

[Anonymous No.20117183]

>>20117084
The cover designer said it was meant to be controversial and humorous.

It's not that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.20117185]

>>20117160
>brown
you mean nigger? I've heard Americans calling blacks "brown"

[Anonymous No.20117188]

>>20117122
he's just jewish

[Anonymous No.20117190]

>>20117084
Of particular interest is the chapter "How to marry the current finnish PM"

[Anonymous No.20117197]

>>20117190
>that BPD histrionic narcissism stare

[Anonymous No.20117264]

>>20117183
He should be killed.

[Anonymous No.20117273]

>>20117185
In America they mostly have mulattos, so they are brown instead of actually being black.

[Anonymous No.20117314]

>>20117273
Brown doesn't mean anything. Black/negro is the label for people with these genes.

[Anonymous No.20117418]

>>20117147
You can tell this guy sees niggers as literal subhumans.
He wants the cover to show beauty being defiled and as such is driven to use the nigger as the destroyer of purity (white woman). He wants not equality but pure shock value. He could have used bestiality to the same effect.
>Yes my cover show a BLACK GUY fucking a white woman, yes, how shocking, how disgusting, I know right, aren't you shocked?
Look at the cover, it shows a virginal white girl, in a wedding dress being groped by 2 inhuman black hands. The niggerhands do not belong to a man but to a corruptor. You can't see his face or body or anything that shows humanity, only his tainted hands sullying beauty. Even more important, there are two black hands of different color, showing the nigger is not a person but a mass, a dehumanised entity who will destroy the west.
Somehow this white guilt literal cuck subconsciously agrees in everything with the most recalcitrant racist. Only while the racist wants to destroy what he sees as evil this faggot wants to be destroyed and subjugated by what he considers inferior. He does not see the nigger as an equal but somehow he is driven to masochism and death by a twisted racial narrative.

[Anonymous No.20117479]

>>20117084
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE WHITE WOMEN
you have fallen into this author's/publisher's game, this book is 100% some shitty dating advice or pick up artistry. you are doing free advertising

[Anonymous No.20117508]

>>20117147
>That 1950’s American-woman-wearing-high-heels-while-baking is the complete opposite of a modern Finnish woman
I was almost about to read your book, OP, but I see I've dodged a bullet.

[Anonymous No.20117512]

>>20117084
would this book help me?

t.finn

[Anonymous No.20117522]

>>20117512
I don't think the author wrote it for Finnish girls seeking BBC.

[Anonymous No.20117529]

>>20117084
his is a comedy book you stupid sperg lol

[Anonymous No.20117554]

>>20117092
cringe, go to some nigger tier country and you'll find some pillaging populations still

[Anonymous No.20117623]

>>20117092
Christian universalism and liberalism, too much comfort making people weak, soft, and docile, and just the post-WW2 zeitgeist being what it is in general.

There has probably never been a worse time to be born a european, save for late antique times. At least then europeans were replaced by slightly different europeans rather than pakis, ayyrabs, and congolese negroes.

>>20117136
At first it triggers you. With time you'll come to think that maybe a group of people that are so hell-bent on their own destruction, even if not in small part due to indoctrination, maybe deserve to go the way of the dodo, if for no other reason but to put them out of their patently visible misery. Lifeforms that lack even the slightest hints of a self-preservation reflex probably wouldn't last much longer even if you somehow managed to save them from themselves once or twice.

[Anonymous No.20117656]

>>20117084
>Schwarzmann
stopped reading right there, buddy

[Anonymous No.20117659]

>>20117522
why don't they just watch their own national television, it's probably the 1st program?

[Anonymous No.20117895]

>>20117197
I do not care.

[Anonymous No.20117907]

i just read the kalevala and apparently what you have to do is just go kidnap a lady and put her in a sack and ride off on your rad sled, or if she has powerful relatives who stop you sometimes you have to do weird chores like chasing demon reindeers and shit
don't just make one out of metal though, it's weird and cold

[Anonymous No.20118161]

>>20117136
Everyone deserves dinosaur underwear.
>>20117084
>He doesn't know about Finland's historic inbreeding
m8

[Anonymous No.20118173]

>>20117197
that what what what stare? is that a thing?

[Anonymous No.20118252]

>>20117092
Biggest lovers of BBC are still american women, by far.

[Anonymous No.20118275]

>>20118252
Why do you think I want to legalize rape in some fashion so "chuds" like me can finally get laid. That's the problem with the right, they're so naive with concepts like honor they don't even realize the left doesn't play by those rules. If they stoop low, you stoop lower, that's how you win

[Anonymous No.20118380]

>>20118252
>Biggest lovers of BBC are still american jews, by far.

Ftfy

[Anonymous No.20118755]

>>20117197
>Stop! I can only get so erect!

[Anonymous No.20118830]

>>20117623
wonder how it will go down in history after about 30 years or so. Pretty funny and odd to think about.
>once there was a different race that lived here, they did some great advancements but then one day they all collectively killed themselves by merging themselves with Africa and mutilated their genitalia. The end!

[Anonymous No.20118917]

>>20117158
Da nigga cycle, sheeeet