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20098900 No.20098900 [Reply] [Original]

Every good writer either fought in a war, did drugs, or had a lot of sex.

I haven't done any of these.

>> No.20098906
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20098906

Go volunteer for Ukraine, reddit spacer

>> No.20098921

>>20098906
This.
So much. This.

>> No.20098923

>>20098900
Far more of them just had vivid imagination and weren't self-loathing frogs too lazy to write.

>> No.20098926
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>>20098900
Na I think a bunch of them were recluse weirdos too anon you can do it

>> No.20098928

>>20098906
Ah, yes! (rubs hands) Go fight and die so Lockheed Martin can make another few bucks! For freedom!

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>>20098900
*blocks your path*

>> No.20098994

>>20098906
>Ukraine
looks like you're the redditor here

>> No.20099006

I killed 3-5 people in afganistan, and I might write a book about the nihilism and flippancy with which my platoon conducted its missions.

>> No.20099011

>>20099006
jk I know in my heart I aint writing no book.

>> No.20099017

>>20098994
That's the joke, retard

>> No.20099209

>>20099006
>nihilism and flippancy in the military
Perish the thought anon, such tales are far too outlandish for even the most crazed fiction writer

>> No.20099219

>>20099209
but it could be the defining military novel of the millennial generation!

>> No.20099227

>>20099006
I remember you. You made some very good posts before and got a lot of (You)s. Post more.

>> No.20099354

>>20099227
Thanks anon, I wished I saved those posts so I could use them as a foundation for my (pipe dream) book.

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>>20099017
>T-that's the joke, R-R-retard.

>> No.20099447

>>20098926
Pynch did drugs and was in the navy

>> No.20099470

>>20098900
I have had Both except the war part, trust me the lots of sex thing isn’t great when you know the best I’ve been with without paying was an 8/10, id say two of them were that rating. Hopefully some of my degeneration and subsequent finding god but still participating in mild degen will help

>> No.20099822

>>20098900
checks out
t. author

>> No.20099836

>>20098900
then go get fucking wasted. its easy and fun and you dont have to be attractive to do it (though, like with everything else in life, it helps).

>> No.20099874

>>20098926
Has Pynchon even gone as far as the grocery store in the past 20 years?

>> No.20099891

>>20099447
Don't think he ever saw combat. He certainly did alot of drugs, though

>> No.20099894

>>20098928
Most retarded post I've read today, just informing you

>> No.20099931

>>20099894
retard

>> No.20099952

>>20099447
>went to the navy during the 50s
>did a lot of drugs after that
this motherfucker is a glownigger isn’t he