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[Anonymous No.20097384]

How do I right a successful book

[Anonymous No.20097396]

English classes .

And delete this Bush era meme already

[Anonymous No.20097408]

>>20097396
I already take English classes at my college but how is that supposed to help me become a successful author?

[Anonymous No.20097414]

>>20097384
>Have sex
>Write an erotica, YA, fantasy shit
>Get famous, fanbase created
>Write a good novel
>Le successful author
The first step is the hardest.

[Anonymous No.20097420]

>>20097414
I’ve already had sex multiple times. I have a good idea for a story that many people have given good reception to but I’m not sure where to start. I was thinking of maybe making a short film or cartoon based on my setting and gaining a fan base before writing my book. What do you think?

[Anonymous No.20097435]

>>20097420
A short film, like on YouTube. And how will you make a cartoon?

[Anonymous No.20097438]

>>20097384
you have to post your dick and balls

[Anonymous No.20097439]

>>20097384
Push it with a finger or two until its position corrects.

[Anonymous No.20097453]

>>20097435
Well I have over 50k saved up, so I was planning on hiring a animator to animate a short pilot episode that I would post online and pitch to different networks and studios

[Anonymous No.20097481]

>>20097384
Do you want it to be popular or actually good?
Because these aren't necessarily the same...

[Anonymous No.20097490]

>>20097481
I want it to be good obviously but I don’t want to spend my life writing a novel only to find out it isn’t successful.

[Anonymous No.20097491]

To right a successful book, you set it as a convenient cypher, then let all the crazies know

[Anonymous No.20097782]

>>20097490
Good: spend so much time reading, then distil that into writing, discuss and then repeat, repeat and repeat...
Popular: people like the idea that they know better, so they try to correct you... that should be your strategy... a bait.