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Is there any point posting here or should we just follow the wiki? There is no depth of discussion on this site. People on /tv/ don't watch real movies and people on here don't read real books. All the serious discussions get buried while e-celeb bullshit stays on page one. If reddit weren't so faggy with their basic bitch views about how Hemingway is misogynist or whatever the fuck, I'd go there.

>> No.20026894

>>20026887
i for one am thinking about just going back to being quiet. i was happier then.

>> No.20026895

>>20026887
>complains about depth of discussion
>frogposts with the most surface-level tired observation on this board

>> No.20026897

>>20026887
>real books
You know you can post about your own books too

>> No.20026910

>>20026897
has anybody on here actually written anything worth reading? I once took a peak at the Amazon free sample of Call of the Crocodile and holy fuck it was as bad as the memes say.

>> No.20026944

>>20026910
The guy who wrote Glowbug and Amino is probably the best /lit/ author.

>> No.20026950

>>20026944
Never heard of that. What's it about?

>> No.20026987

>>20026887
Your expectations are retarded and you dont know how to use this website for your enjoyment.
You're asking randomized anonymous crowds of distracted strangers to give you attention not a debt burdened student mendicant indentured servant to get an A plus Pewdipie brofist of common merch siamese cock reassignment surgery.
Are Anons regulars? Some yes but what is the probability that you will run into an Anon that is reading what youre reading and is far along enough to keep up a conversation? This place is great to scrape up people's impressions and debut topics for books. It's but a bonus to get the rare effortpost scholars lined up and screencapped. Even rarer to get the frogposters meming fresh here.

>> No.20026992

>>20026987
>u're asking randomized anonymous crowds of distracted strangers to give you attention
Doesn't everyone who makes a thread? Isn't that why people bait each other and larp as leftists?

>> No.20026999

>>20026887
>its all fake

t. Baudrillard

>> No.20027097

>>20026887
come on dude youre not being fair
/tv/ watches way more than /lit/ reads

>> No.20027105

>>20026910
I have, honestly. But I've been sitting on it for months. In a fit of temporary insanity I sent it to a couple smaller publishers but then I remembered I used the gamerword (and not subtly either).

>> No.20027115

>>20027105
>the gamerword (and not subtly either
Is this a new /lit/ euphemism I'm not familiar with?

>> No.20027118

>>20026887
What book

>> No.20027119

>>20026887
I read

>> No.20027165

>>20026887
>while e-celeb bullshit stays on page one
that is modern lit though
you are the one who doesn't get it.

>> No.20027268

>>20027115
nigger

>> No.20027324

>>20026887
i come here for recommendations, that's it. no interest in philosophers or the bible or blue/pol/

>> No.20027329

>>20027324
based. They need to update the charts on the wiki

>> No.20027332

>>20027268
what kind of 4channers book wouldn't include that word?

>> No.20027336

>>20026987
perspicacious post

>> No.20027345

>>20026987
I love the threads where someone finally finishes infinite jest and everyone piles in. They don’t happen much anymore, but they are so good. Everyone is sincere and everyone makes good points.

>> No.20027346

>>20027332
well yeah, precisely.
honestly I'm just thinking of releasing it on KDP, even though it kills me to do it.

>> No.20027349

>>20027346
Post it here

>> No.20027351
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20027351

All of our cultural institutions in the west have been captured.

This is the best there is.

>> No.20027353

>>20027349
when I release it I will
I don't care about making money but I do want it to look somewhat legitimate, and not just a pdf uploaded to zlib

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20027354

>>20026944
Poorfags haven't even discussed the overall theme of pic related

>> No.20027358

>>20027354
fuck off

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20027360

>>20026910
>I predicted the rise of incels and destruction of dating in 2013

>I am predicting a more violent, more corrupt future in The Shitkickers

Get fucked anon, your prophets are ignored while the Sandersons and kikes make millions
>you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.20027362

>>20027358
Bro you create nothing.

>> No.20027373

>>20026887
>>20027351 is right you might as well stay or become REAL and find people irl to talk about this shit as hard as it is. As silly as it sounds when silence fills the room I’ll just ask questions or just talk to my friends or family about this shit and they answer me seriously. Of course they never read but that doesn’t mean you can’t get anything useful out of it. It’s good to have at least some answers and conversations from PRACTICAL people. Also it’s absurd how terrible of a board /tv/ is you can shit on /lit/ all you want but at least you hear about some shit you haven’t heard of sometimes. /tv/ is literally capes hot and all the new shit. Nothing niche or classic and especially no in depth conversation about anything. I know I sound pretentious but there should at least be some conversation about non mainstream shit on there. I want to learn about shit I never heard of.

>> No.20027379

>>20027373
*capeshit

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>>20027373
Read "The Shitkickers" you faggot and then blast it or uplift it, nigger

>> No.20027390

>>20027373
I’ve found talking to friends about books I’ve read pretty interesting. They generally like hearing me explain a thing with passion they know they’ll never get around to. They’ll ask me questions about it and when I don’t have an answer I know I have to go back and fill in the gap. I also think reading books is more about dropping ideas into non book conversation than discussing the book itself. I’ve read enough zizek now that I can bring a stop to any conversation I want. Just like with referring to themes in movies you can do the same with books.

>> No.20027391

>>20027362
You already had your chance. Your book failed. It's not going to suddenly catch fire because you continue to shill it in a half-assed fashion on here. Please just do the right thing and knock it off. Frankly I'm sick of you shitting up every thread. No one is ever reading your crappy book.

>> No.20027401

>>20027391
2013 I was right about the future of dating
2022 I will be proven right about the future of violence and crime

"your book failed"

You know in your heart of hearts that most revelations go completely over the heads of the masses of cattle. The fact that I'm able to just not work, write, mooch off my baby's momma and continue to post here while surviving in a world 100% hostile to the straight white male who disagrees with the establishment feels awesome as fuck.

Before everything was captured by globohomo I managed to drive nearly every fast car I wanted, fuck every time of woman I wanted, and live a life I wanted... feels good bro.

I wish you could say the same!

>> No.20027405

>>20027401
dude you're like an ugly girl who thinks by being aggressive she can get a hot guy to like her. it's fucking disgusting. just crawl back into your hole and take that rag with you. You Are Not A Writer.

>> No.20027408

>>20027405
>he finishes two books
>not a writer

Bro... you haven't had 1/10th the adventures I have, nor do you have any record of your dissent online

Who are you?

Nobody.

Jason Bryan, while being totally shut out of the mainstream, is at least on many government watchlists and is a force of anti-establishment

KILL YOURSELF

>> No.20027410

>>20027401
Not >>20027405
You shouldn't be here. Being associated with this trashfire site is stupid. If you ever do publish and get famous, you'll be fucked

>> No.20027417

>>20027408
it's not an achievement to 'finish' some amateur shit. you fundamentally misunderstand craft and that was obvious from the very first moment you started those zero-effort countdown threads. this is the last reply youre getting because i know it just validates you. you're nothing.

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20027424

>>20027410
LMAO

Imagine wanting to be "famous" in today's world

Suck dick faggot, you are a complete bitch ass

>> No.20027427

>>20027424
>>20027408
Are you the Asian fag in>>20027354 pic?

>> No.20027432

>>20027427
he's worse
at least waldun achieved something in his youtube following
this retard is just a lazy cunt who thinks spamming a bunch of terrible writing into KDP makes him a writer

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20027434

>>20027417
Okay dude, show me any finished work you've done?

I've finished two books and had an amazing life. You sit in mom's basement I bet you can't post a single photo showing how much fun you've had.

Are you even 6 feet tall?

I could die tonight and still feel fulfilled. Could you?

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20027435

>>20026910
I have had several short stories and almost a dozen poems published, including one in a prestigious journal. I'm sure I'm not the only one on here who's formally published, either.

There's some of us on here, we just don't always brag.

>> No.20027436

>>20027432
I don't even have a KDP for The Shitkickers you absolute queer

>> No.20027439

>>20027432
>>20027434
Oh he's the dude that wrote shitkickers. And his brag is that Waldun reviewed his book. Kek.
>>20027435
>There's some of us on here, we just don't always brag.
Why the hell would you?

>> No.20027441

>>20027434
god it's even worse than i thought
it was revolting when you thought you had created something
i had no idea you were so deluded you think you're successful...

>> No.20027449

>>20027439
Dude it is a photoshop, Waldun is too good to review a pleb novel like "The Shitkickers"

>> No.20027451

>>20027441
Dude if you write 2 books... you are successful.

Success is living the life you choose.

Think of how many people just live their lives because that is what is expected from them.

>> No.20027453

>>20027449
Yeah I just noticed. It was the Gravity's Rainbow book

>> No.20027460

>>20027451
you sound like an entitled child that would be upset still if all of his dreams came true

>> No.20027461

>>20027451
You posit so many fundamentally flawed presuppositions for anything you just said to be true it’s mind boggling that you can take such abhorrent pride in the drivel you produce. Boisterous and banal. The culmination of events that led to your creation were a mistake. You are a mistake. I feel sorry for anyone who’s ever met you.

>> No.20027469

>>20027451
I've written 9 books total but I had the decency to realize they are not up to scratch and never forced them on the public like an old dirty man shows his shriveled penis. You misunderstand this whole business from a fundamental level.

>> No.20027483

>>20027460
Can I get back to you on that?

Need to go smoke a doob and understand your post better.

>> No.20027487

>>20027483
wow a pothead
I'm so shocked

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>>20027461
You have a good tempo to your writing but you only use your prose for evil. Why don't you share what vehicle you drive and your latest maintenance issue?

My current driver is a 1993 Plymouth Voyager 5 speed 2.5. I highly enjoy beating the living shit out of it and racing everyone at the lights. Every day I drive my kids to school and there is a 2 into 1 lane merge with 100 meters to spare. I fucking drop the clutch from redline and live my life a quarter mile at a time,

I bet your bitch ass has nothing interesting to reply with.

>> No.20027494

>>20027469
Will I get banned here if I post a .GIF of my fat cock plowing a hottie?

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20027497

>>20027487
I bet you've never done DMT or smoked salvia.

Fucking pussy.

>> No.20027520

>>20027490
I drive a white 2016 golf, it was the smallest car a tall person can comfortably fit in I found. I wish it was a Miata, but I still feel like speed racer in it. No, before you ask, it’s not a GTI. ITS NOT A FUCKING GTI. I COULDNT AFFORD A GTI. STOP ASKING IF ITS A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING GTI.

Sometimes I get a check engine light for no discernible reason and the bolt on the drivers side door hinge gets loose because I’m a lazy piece of shit so I gotta tighten it up from time to time.

>> No.20027521

some people just don't get it and will never get it

>> No.20027675

>>20027520
How does it shift?

Above all, how agile the car is between gears feels the most rewarding to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RfhYQqV2Co

>> No.20028015

>>20027449
I remembered the shitkickers guy. I think he was Canadian and unvaxxed and he posted how pathetic he was while shilling his book. Plain disgusting

>> No.20028235

You could always go to uh reddit

>> No.20028247

>>20027520
My ex girlfriend from Finland used to drive a fiat 500f and she was 6ft 6in she could barely fit in the damn thing and it was amusing.
Tall people get fucked when it comes to fitting in cars.