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Hi, baby!
Write me that love poem, you promised!

>> No.20018482

>>20018397
>poetry
Sounds gay

>> No.20018483
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20018483

Love's a construction
You're a distraction
I wrote this poem
To see your reaction

Please go away
I'll do it another day
I just want to shitpost on /lit/

>> No.20018723

>>20018397

Sweet princess
from the kingdom of imagination
Who would have thought
That before your womanly coronation
You'd be deflowered
By Hollywood producers.

>> No.20018736

>>20018397
Roses are red
violets are blue
I wanted to rape someone
so I picked you

>> No.20018737

I want to see how long this thread goes before people get OP's joke.

>> No.20018742

If I write poetry for you, does that make me Shakespeare?

>> No.20018764
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>> No.20018772

>>20018737
Took less than a minute after your post
>>20018742

>> No.20018775

>>20018737
>>20018742
close

>> No.20018781

>>20018772
>>20018775
WTF

>> No.20018807

>>20018397
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!

>> No.20018827

Your silly face, dear, deserves no sonnet
But I'll shake my spear and jizz upon it

>> No.20018833

>>20018397
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Suck my hard cock,
and swallow my goo

>> No.20018841

>>20018397
Roses are red,
Bane is quite large
Tell me Bill Wilson,
Do you feel in charge?

>> No.20018846

>>20018397
Roses are red,
Lando is black,
General, prepare your troops
For a surface attack

>> No.20018858

>>20018397
when is a wall, not a wall?
only true princesses know, and thieves
a crude device but crucial, stilled
by you, who stole from me what i would have freely given.

walls are walls and hills are hills,
only some see pastures green, on the other side, you are one. though i would give the world to see, your ass on imax as catwoman.

>> No.20018867

>>20018397
I thought that was Lindsey Shepherd for like ten seconds until I figured out why it felt wrong.

>> No.20018870
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>>20018397

>> No.20018878

Socrates lay down, surrounded by poppies
Brought the hemlock to his lips
When Apollo said, poppy
You've got music to write.

I love you honey.

>> No.20018879

>>20018397
If all of the kings had their queens on the throne
We would pop champagne and raise a toast
To all of the queens who are fighting alone
Baby, you're not dancin' on your own
Can't live without me, you wanna, but you can't, no, no, no
Think it's funny, but honey, can't run this show on your own
I can feel my body shake, there's only so much I can take
I'll show you how a real queen behaves, oh
No damsel in distress, don't need to save me
Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me
And you might think I'm weak without a sword
But if I had one, it'd be bigger than yours
Disobey me, then baby, it's off with your head
Gonna change it and make it a world you won't forget, oh-oh, oh
No damsel in distress, don't need to save me
Once I start breathin' fire, you can't tame me
And you might think I'm weak without a sword
But I'm stronger than I ever was before
In chess, the king can move one space at a time
But queens are free to go wherever they like
You get too close, you'll get a royalty high
So breathe it in to feel the love

>> No.20018922

>>20018397
Roses are red
Cunts are pink
Head to bed
And hop on my dink

>> No.20019035

>>20018397
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you tell anyone, bitch,
I'll fucking kill you

>> No.20019039

>>20019035
Shit, would be better as:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Breathe a word of this, bitch,
and I'll fucking kill you

>> No.20019182

>>20018397
Test

>> No.20019214

>>20018397
suck, suck, suck my dick
bitch bitch bitch, suck my dick
put it in between your tits
pump it pump it quick quick quick
now i'm gonna stick it in
wet and tight yeah it's the shit
pump it slap it hold it grab it
pull out and cum on dem tits

>> No.20019223

>>20018397
Roses are red
violets are blue
Get back in the oven you disgusting jew!

>> No.20019284

your womb is barren
my cock, gargantuan
i fucking hate women
love from kazakhstan

>> No.20019310

I cooomed untill there was blood in my pee
built for bbc

>> No.20019323
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>>20019310
damn forgot mfw

>> No.20019414
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Your size nine feet!
And soft pink soles!
Make me complete,
More than you know!
Dear, I only wanted your feet:
but I'm forced to settle - should one
wish his face with your stench replete -
with you - a real, whole woman.

>> No.20019457

>>20018397
Your nice face
Your moxy hair
Your wicked cooch
Your underwear

>> No.20019473

so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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>>20018397
You are voluptuous
You are delicious
You are nutritious
And when I devour
You,
Your passage will be
Expeditious.

>> No.20019538

>>20018397
To live is to suffer

>> No.20019547

>>20019310
brilliant

>> No.20019617

>>20019473
I keked hard

>> No.20020075

They seek him here,
They seek him there
Those frenchies seek him everywhere
Is he in Heaven?
Or is he in Hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel!

>> No.20020295

Heart torn
Love lorn
You are my brain on porn

>> No.20020307

>>20018397
comma splice. we should see other people.

>> No.20021575

>>20018397
Fuck, you're so cute >_<