Post limericks

[Anonymous No.20008813]

There was an old man with a beard,
A funny old man with a beard
He had a big beard
A great big old beard
That amusing old man with a beard.

[Anonymous No.20008841]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.20008889]

>>20008813
There once was an OP from /lit/
Who started a thread that was shit
1 post by this ID
Then there's no more to see
Those poor lines are the peak of his wit.

[Anonymous No.20008915]

>>20008813
there was a faggot named Proust
who penned poetry like Faust
he got HIV
now it burns when he pees
And no one can find his whereabouts!

[Anonymous No.20008920]

Gamers are the most oppressed minority
Because they can't find a woman to please
'Cause women are fickle
They like to suck on the nigger pickle
And the jews are to blame for their grieves

[Anonymous No.20008926]

>>20008813
There once was a hobo named Dave,
Who had a dead whore in his cave.
She smelled like shit
and was missing a tit
But think of the money he'll save.

[Anonymous No.20010239]

>>20008813
I can’t rhyme
Am I retard?

[Anonymous No.20010280]

There once was a schizo on /lit/
Who claimed that Fingal was legit
Not the work of MacPherson
Ossian's a real person!
Either way the poem is shit