/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19973754]

Books every woman should read?

[Anonymous No.19973776]

It doesn't matter what you mention. They're all just gonna read YA fiction, smut and romance novels anyways.

[Anonymous No.19973777]

Roxana, Moll Flanders
Housekeeping
The Good Soldier
Romeo and Juliet
The Bible
Love’s Cross Currents
Vanity Fair
Madame Bovary
Matilda, Witches
Dubliners
Alicein Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Sylvie and Bruno, Concluded
Poems of John Keats
Wuthering Heights
JANE EYRE, SHIRLEY, VILLETTE
Poems of Christina Rossetti
Poems of Elizabeth Browning
THE MYSTERIES OF UDOLPHO, THE ITALIAN, Gaston de Blondeville
Novels of Henry James
Novels of Charles Dickens
Anna Karenina

[Anonymous No.19973781]

>>19973754
that's a man

[Anonymous No.19973788]

>>19973777
>books written by men
No.

[Anonymous No.19973810]

>>19973781
You wish
>>19973788
Women read male authors too

[Anonymous No.19973817]

>>19973754
101 Recipes Cookbook

[Anonymous No.19973818]

>>19973788
Well, you asked. Anon has composed a list for you. The least you could show is a bit of appreciation. Or better yet, >>19973817.

[Anonymous No.19973828]

>>19973777
checked
>Madame Bovary
why? isn't that about muh female liberation?

[SCOTT No.19973831]

on that note i would suggest approaching Oliver Stone's opus chronologically both in the macro and micro scale, I mean watch his first film -- the one that came out into the multiplex in the year furthest away from the current year -- and start on the first scene working slowly towards the last one. I have read many books and watching many movies using this method. cheers stay healthy out there, numbers rising up again. got to be careful about the delta variant, well anyway heading down to denny's now with friends. I play bingo with them there on Monday nights sometimes we also order something to eat but normally not only if im hungry I normally order the country fried steak, it reminds me of the hungry man meals I used to eat when I was depressed ... tom Brokaw was still alive then, damn even Tim russert, I mean ,,, meet the press man. he really held politicians feet to the fire. anyways denny's cuisine reminds me a lot of hungry man days except for the cowboy chopped steak it's on the value menu for 8.99 dollar now that's a good deal you really get the value for your buck at denny's when you're there, it's like you're family but wait LOL that+s already a slogan for another restaurant chain the Olive Garden my grandfather once told me about the difficulties of marriage we used to vibe together in Virgin record stores he introduced me to Led Zeppelin I really like Immigrant Song although I sure don't like immigrants well anyways sorry, im getting a bit off track that happens sometimes sorry , .my friends at Dennys are late to the party and my tummy is very hungry now I haven't eaten anything since yesterday been temporarily light due to the construction boss laying me off i accidentally showed up to work drunk and made a fool of myself by wetting my pants but I mean, come on ,, we all have our problems. I don*t think it was appropriate to fire me for this reason , it's not like I hurt anyoneI wanted to ask you about some Dale Earndheardt merchandise my granddaughter is just the biggest fan ,.. I just wanted to announce to everyone that I will be joining the bingo game late because my other friends are stuck in traffic jams there seems to be a problem on west 9th street, basically a small crash I will be joining the game late very concerned about my friends. one said he needed to go to the gas station before but didn't make it in time hopefully the gas will last enough to Denny's thanks and keep me updated my mobile data hasn't been so good lately, a bit "on the fritz" as my daddy said, anyways, see you later, thanks.....

[SCOTT No.19973835]

I am glad this question has been asked. one people think that animals because they can't talk lack any soul and brains and guts and determination well well well try telling that to a hunter on a bad day LOL animals are very smart shit, there are some rabbits and other little varmints grand pappy and me tracked down in the steppes of Indiana, Litchfield's little "league" baseball dungeon near the bleacher of Mr. Washler's storefront those were the days I tell you...."summertime and the living is easy" - Gershwin just like that..a bit of sports and a bit of bonding at the pool. when my mother was preparing the fruit salad my father found the jukebox (Jules McMaster gave it to him as a gift for parting prom ritual, pappy had to hide the jukebox from mommy because it would make her jealous and also remind her of the ice-creaming tinted desk reclusion of the penultimate eventide shrovetide fair Stravinsky like whiskey serialism Cold War days, boy even as children we never forgot McCarthy - have you no bane? LOL my grandson would get that joke he watches super hero movies...well I#m off to denny's to play bingo..stay healthy and boars are pesky varmints that with Bia phage the arenas of blessed solitude .. just like my WIFE LOL a man just can't have his peace can he? well take it easy friends, well have to continue this conversation after I win at bingo LOL my friends get jealous of me when I win at bingo at denny's, shit I seen one of them who tried to spit in my food! while I was out for a cigarette with thunder thighs..makes you wonder who you're real friends are in this crazy world .... I guess it's the people that care and love about you like a tree hugs a valley in a hard storm Bill Paxton was very much like a tree, I know Bill Paxton very much. I am a fan of his early work now the scenes that are thematically emergent after the establishment of the Wakitian prologue are of better quality, cut from a better like daddy would say I mean Philipp Seymour Hoffman was a great actor in his own right so goddamn man that bloody scene where the hubcap rips open his forehead in the garage while the big ass twister rips away the movie screen was hard to stomach Jesus I mean from a technical point of view touche really well done, not as good a special effect as the FLYING COW LOL that s a joke that will never get old LOL Twister's Flying Cow

[Anonymous No.19973837]

>>19973754

[SCOTT No.19973840]

But I guess sometimes we just have to take what life throws at us, shit, it's difficult, a real tough cookie to swallow but it's what makes up a man ... I remember a friend of my daddy, he worked on an oil rig off the coast of Louisiana, lived there in a jade quarter flat with a half bath like near lake Pontchartrain now in those days, were talking like early 70s, baton rouge was THE hotspot for methadone trade like the real deal, i.e. heroin the stuff that fucked up Kurt Cobain is what this methadone business is a replacement for, and the company men on the oil rig who were all by the way henchmen of Guy Bannister 's Panzer divion, used to do the trade route for local criminals...real bad guys trust me, no one you would want to mess with ..anyways my dad was not in favor Guy Bannister's methadone racket and starting sinking the bags of methadone into Ponchetrain when the foreman were out drinking in the night..now the sad thing is that o ur dog also drank from lake Ponchetrain, it later died of chronic diarrhea but by that time my father had become such a strong man that he didn't even shed a tear, to this day i look up to his example and think of that wise old turn in phrase- when life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Well you know and that reminds me of what grand pappy used to spout off all wild and sea bass fish like from the gaffe boat part after he'd done had some Schlitz and cigarettes: them Huns is peckerwoods! Just like us pecker pecker pecker pecker suckin' peckerwoods...each and every last one of them God made us all equal except for the Huns Huns are righteous and will not even allow the bull nab to put a fire to it when it's dirty shit man isn't that the truth? ?? We got lucky that victory came so easily it was time to dance and smoke cigarettes after the war i remember Andy Williams and Ann Margaret in Branskon Missouri near the riverwalk singing the anthem with eyes welling full of sloppy tears for the boon of the notion, the nation very nuch a proud moment for grand pappy whose father was an infantry man for the Queen's army delpoyed inspa to push back the Krauts man shit that must have been crazy ...parachuting Krauts in the countryside, heroism at stake for the sake of a uncle Sam giving you a pat in your young man's Back ... Wow ... Simply in awe let the good times roll

[SCOTT No.19973861]

Shit, that reminds me of my pappy's spat with guy bannisters methadone henchmen straight out of New Orleans the oil rig off the gulf coast was the place to work boy I'll tell ya there we did having so much jazz it up zit Iran's yes so much spirit in the flesh wow ... pappy would be proud of jazzing it up with zatarains EVER heard of the shrimp industry???? well guy bannister, the same guy my Pappy was per such cuticles by was also lord of the sea food trade off of Monroe country, near Baton Rouge, near the methadone henchman's lair .... yes lair is also a king of cake, laired cake ... lairs. well I am a big fan of BILL PAXTON, shoot me, I know LOL poor taste is my middle name. ... well, so sad that he died it makes me so heavy ingot sad but I know he is in abutter place now (love and prayers) twister was a good movie well going to Dennys I guess, my favorite waitress thunder thighs is there Many times thunder thighs and me silly old doting husband me LOL we go down to the star bucking down near the noble barnes shit I mistyped damned "autocorrect" LOL barnes and noble and get. a big nice coffee and we done discussed so much elites down in Branskon they Andy Williams don't understand the real SOUL of American people wow ...the flag..the people the important song with cannons wow just in completely awe...no words for the veterinarians of our bathed country wow SIGNED SCOTT

[Anonymous No.19973919]

>>19973754
whatever interests them that is not housed within a YA premise or some gossip rag

[Anonymous No.19973927]

I just cummed to this image.

[Anonymous No.19973928]

Starship Troopers movie novelisation.

[Anonymous No.19973983]

>>19973927
literally how

[Anonymous No.19974003]

>>19973927
Those feet look very masculine, you must be gay.

[Anonymous No.19974050]

>>19974003
That’s a woman, footfag

[Anonymous No.19974146]

>>19974050
Those are feet, womenfag

[Anonymous No.19974178]

>>19973754

[Anonymous No.19974183]

>>19974146
Yeah. Not male feet, fag.

[Anonymous No.19974209]

>>19974183
I didn't say male, learn to read. I'm not the same guy who said they look masculine.

[Anonymous No.19974223]

>>19973754
The Holy Bible KJV

[Anonymous No.19974249]

>>19973927
>>19974003
>>19974050
>>19974146
>>19974183
>>19974209
Based retards

[Anonymous No.19974260]

>>19974249

[Anonymous No.19974278]

>>19973754
The holy quran

[Anonymous No.19974517]

>>19973754
The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho
Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami
Fifty Shades of Grey - E. L James
Twilight - Stephenie Meyer
The Fault in Our Stars - John Green
Normal People - Sally Rooney
Discworld series - Terry Pratchett
Strange Weather in Tokyo - Hiromi Kawakami
Convenience Store Woman - Sayaka Murata
The Little Prince - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Eat, Pray, Love - Elizabeth Gilbert
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus - John Gray

[Anonymous No.19974672]

>>19973776
>>19973781
>>19973788
>>19974223
>>19974249
>>19974278
Higly trained debils

[Anonymous No.19975271]

>>19973754
Anything that explains that thoughtless compassion is bad (because it deprives the sufferer from personal growth and overcoming one's flaws) and egoistical (the helper helps to feel oneself happy for a moment, not caring about the consequences of such a help)

In other words, start with Nietzsche's "Dawn" and "Gay Science".

[Anonymous No.19975547]

>>19975271
Good recommendation, but Nietzsche might be a bit too tough for an average women to digest, since most of /lit/ has a problem with it and easily gets filtered.

[Anonymous No.19975582]

Why did God give men bigger, stronger, and faster bodies and bigger brains to dominate women only to give women the keys to enslave us? It doesn't even make sense.
What need to women have for feet when they just sit on their asses and eat chocolate 24/7?

[Anonymous No.19975620]

>>19975582
>Why did God give men bigger, stronger, and faster bodies and bigger brains
1. Eugenics.
2. Several generations.
3. Patience.
4. ?????
5. Problem solved. Procure your human equivalent of female hyenas.

[Anonymous No.19975629]

>>19973754
no woman should ever have to read
they only get silly little ideas in their cute little heads if they do

[Anonymous No.19975637]

>>19973776
Mandatory phenomenology classes for all bitches

[Anonymous No.19975654]

>>19975582
Blame John Stuart Mill for that

[Anonymous No.19975668]

>>19973754
Solanas, SCUM Manifesto
Dworkin, Every book she ever wrote and her collections of speeches given
Federici, Caliban and the Witch
Crialdo-Perez, Invisible Women
Miles, Who Cooked the Last Supper?

[Anonymous No.19975756]

Someone explain. Is this just a coincidence? or is podophilia correlated with pedophilia?

[Anonymous No.19975819]

[Anonymous No.19976101]

>>19975756
A person with one perversion usually has several more as well

[Anonymous No.19976114]

>click on thread for book recommendations
>it's actually about feet
You'd think I would have learned by now

[Anonymous No.19976120]

>>19976114

[Anonymous No.19976188]

When I was a fourteen year old boy I performed sexual intercourse on my little sister's shoes and came inside of them within about four or five thrusts. I tried to wash it away but it left an indelible stain on the soul. You guys are the first and only ones I have confided this to. Good night /lit/.

[Anonymous No.19976217]

>>19975668
>SCUM Manifesto
Came here to post this.
Also:
Doyle, Trainwreck
Given, women don‘t owe you pretty
Jacobs, incidents in the life of a slave girl
Follett, rocks
Bronte, jane eyre
Hüther, Männer - das schwache geschlecht
Kaur, see no stranger
Doucleff, Hunt. Gather. Parent

[Anonymous No.19976240]

>>19976188
This is hot af, why didn't you tell that your sister?

[Anonymous No.19976254]

>>19975756

[Anonymous No.19976264]

>>19976240
well she got pregnant about a year later and since I was a kid then I thought for sure it was mine and I freaked the fuck out. I thought it seeped into her feet through reverse osmosis or something. When I took health class later as a junior I felt like a complete moron.

[Anonymous No.19976268]

>>19976254

[Anonymous No.19976272]

>>19976264
Hahahahhahaha

[Anonymous No.19976280]

>>19973754
The Quran

[Anonymous No.19976306]

>>19976280
anyone know why hair/eyes/face/arms/hands/shins are sexually taboo because it tempts men into a rapist's fervor but bare feet are somehow ok when feet is the most common fetish? makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.19976309]

>>19973754
The holy Bible.
>>19973781
What gaves it away ?

[Anonymous No.19976326]

>>19973754
Ok, here's the complete lits of books women should read:

[Anonymous No.19976362]

>>19976306
Cool, es shippigspängstli

[Anonymous No.19976442]

>>19976362
I right clicked and hit "translate to English" and my browser froze

what the fuck did you do

[Anonymous No.19976470]

>>19976442
Hehehehe

[Anonymous No.19976482]

>>19976326
Why did you post a picture of your penis?

[Anonymous No.19976497]

>>19976482
no u

[Anonymous No.19976587]

>>19976482
I recommend using your own cum as a lubricant.

[Anonymous No.19977724]

>>19973754
Is there a single board here that isn't misogynistic and/or gay?

[Anonymous No.19977826]

>>19973777
>>19974223
>>19974278
>no cookbooks
yikes...

[Anonymous No.19977849]

Justine & Juliette

[Anonymous No.19977874]

[Anonymous No.19977898]

>>19977724
lol no
some are both!

[Anonymous No.19977915]

>>19977724
All reasonable people are misogynistic, even women. The only hope you have is to find people who, in addition to despising women, also see a seed of potential in them to be less shit someday.

Any man or woman who thinks women are currently good, healthy, happy people is either dishonest or dangerously retarded or both.

[Anonymous No.19977980]

>>19977724
I hope not.

[Anonymous No.19978718]

>>19977874
Based anti women moment

[Anonymous No.19978724]

>>19973754
Women exist for me to lick their feet and coom on their bodies and impregnate them. Beyond this they serve no purpose. I love you all.

[Anonymous No.19978754]

>>19973754
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.19978781]

>>19977874
Actually this.

[Anonymous No.19978843]

>>19973754
murakami if okcupid is anything to go by

[Anonymous No.19978912]

>>19973754
Bovary until they actually understand the message. Then only history books written before 1880.

[Anonymous No.19979063]

>>19977724

[Anonymous No.19980401]

>>19976264
your sister got pregnant at 14? what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.19980411]

>>19980401
You really thought that story was real? It wasn‘t. We bamboozled you. In fact, anon is a weak little worm who wouldn‘t even dare to look in his sister‘s direction but locks himself into his bedroom (which he hasn‘t changed at all since the last 34 years…) and canes his shrim dick until he cums to the thought of her humiliating him by making him lick his own cum off her shoes.

[Anonymous No.19980841]

>>19974517
bretty gud anon :DDD

[Anonymous No.19980847]

>>19973754
Obviously this https://www.catholiccompany.com/the-summa-domestica-3-volume-set/

[Anonymous No.19980851]

>>19978781
>>19977874
Why so? QRD?

[Anonymous No.19981482]

>>19980851
What's QRD?

[Anonymous No.19981841]

>>19974178
this cant be true

[Anonymous No.19982824]

>>19973754
>Books every woman should read?
two books. "one book" is impossible for a woman
the two books are: the one from my lips, and the one from their heart

[Anonymous No.19984145]

>>19976306
closed footware wasnt widespread until after most religious doctrine and traditional cultural norms had been established

[Anonymous No.19985057]

>>19981482
Quick rundown. Please, not OP, but I'm really curious about this book.