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Be Kant
>absolute (1.57 m) manlet
>believed in a 'Categorical Imperative', no exceptions.
>liked to be swaddled like a babby, and preferred a man to do it, so no lass would clock his stiffened shaft.
>would've lost to Spinoza in a Spider death battle. (Spinoza pbuh, had a prized collection of fighting spiders. Kant had a shitty house spider that he hated)
>Died a "weak and feeble" old bastard
Kant BTFO'd

>> No.19966398

Kant was gay

>> No.19966407

>>19966392
>Spinoza pbuh, had a prized collection of fighting spiders
based af
truly the goat

>> No.19966408

>also btfo’d by Hamann

>> No.19966411

>>19966398
Stop projecting, Kant loved conceptualising logical conclusions. Kant didn't love men.

>> No.19966416

>>19966392
Why are these people so funny?

>> No.19966419

>>19966392
Kant was a charismatic entertainer, Spinoza was an unpopular NEET.

>> No.19966427

>>19966419
True but you just basically summed up why /lit/izens consider Spinoza the based one

>> No.19966478
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19966478

>>19966419
Not a single person who Spinoza made seethe deserved to be comfy

>> No.19966518

>>19966419
Spinoza was closer to the truth than Kant. He was honest. Kant was mapping out a list of things and got absolutely mogged by Swedenborg.

>> No.19966525

>>19966478
This. Like actually. And this is coming from somebody who disagrees with Spinoza in some places. It doesn't matter in the end because he still has my respect.

>> No.19966527

>>19966478
I know, but I had to speak the truth (hence why I am a Kantian).