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Hawt tier
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Melville (the new one and the old one)
Kerouac
Hemingway (young)
Shaw
Chekhov
Lord Byron

Ttly Doable tier
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Thompson
London
Chabon
DFW
Hemingway (old)
Tolstoy
most authors born after 1900

Ugleh tier
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most authors born before 1900
Dostoyevsky (if he was born today and actually knew what the fuck to do with himself then maybe not)
Orwell
Kesey
Wolfe
Sedaris
non-fiction writers
women

Vonnegut tier
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Vonnegut

>> No.1996052

This is one of the worst threads in recent memory.

>> No.1996053

>>1996052
seems like a normal /lit/ thread to me.

>> No.1996057

>>1996052
i'm just trying to kill time until summer's over jeez

>> No.1996059
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>>1996057
oops

anyway it's not like i'm WRONG

>> No.1996060

>>1996057
WHY YOU POST WITHOUT TRIP?

>> No.1996061

>>1996060
/lit/ isn't the only board i graze, you know

but even when i'm gone /lit/, i'm thinking about you

>> No.1996065

>>1996061
Permanently fuck off.

>> No.1996071
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>>1996065
atleast this thread is /lit/ related

i don't know what you're mad about!

>> No.1996072

>>1996071
ASKING WHAT AUTHORS ARE HOT IS HARDLY /LIT/ RELATED

>> No.1996074

Jesus, if you're gonna make such a shit thread will you at least include rimbaud?

>> No.1996078
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>>1996071
I like ! I like ! I like I like ! I like ! I like I like ! I like ! I like the first part, but after that you just end up rolling in shit.

>> No.1996081

>>1996074
Rimbaud is average ladyboy

>>1996072
oh you're right next time i'll talk about Dostoyevsky or Vonnegut or something that gets posted a billion times an hour!

such an ingrate

>> No.1996084

>>1996081
are you calling me a ladyboy? i'm straight but i would do things to rimbaud in moments of confusion.

>> No.1996085

Charming is doing his best to fill the tripfag vacuum now that so many have left or been banned after the recent purge. Tripfaggotry is like a biological niche; as soon as one tripfag dies, another's there to take his place.

>> No.1996089

>>1996072
How to be relevant on the /lit/ board when I can't be bothered to read a fucking thing? I know! I'll rank author attractiveness! That's relevant!

Really, Fag, get a hobby. Take up painting if you don't want to read. Take up jogging or weight lifting. Most of all, just fuck off.

>> No.1996092

>>1996085
It's funny you say that, because I was actually thinking of becoming a tripfag in light of the dearth of them.

All I would do is pimp my own writings and post photos of my drastically handsome face, though, and that'd be no good for anyone, myself included.

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>>1996084
no stupid Rimbaud is the ladyboy

but do you like them, the ladyboys?

that's noble, most are pure

>>1996085
see pic you dolt!

>> No.1996102 [DELETED] 

HWAET

>> No.1996106

>>1996102
calm down buddy

>> No.1996109
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>>1996093
So convincing.

>> No.1996113

>>1996109
Cringe. The only thing worse than being Fabulous is wanting to be Fabulous.

>> No.1996118

>>1996113
The real Fabulous hasn't posted here in months. He was part of the mod wipe.

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>>1996113

>> No.1996121

>>1996118
I wish this was true.

>> No.1996129

>>1996118
Don't be a tard, even if i've changed as a person my love for you all still rings true as ever!

i changed my trip b/c someone on /co/ had guessed by it accident and i changed my name b/c if i get banned i don't want my sister knowing i was posting as "fabulous" on the same IP

>> No.1996131

>>1996121
It's the same deal with Kaiji on /tv/. He got banned and someone else took his persona. It's a piss easy way of trolling consistently without having to try.

>> No.1996132

>>1996129
>i changed my trip b/c someone on /co/ had guessed by it accident

So convincing.

>> No.1996137

>>1996129
we know you're not fab, fuck off

>> No.1996141

Ooh, Mister Akio~

>> No.1996144
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>>1996132
>>1996137

>> No.1996148

>>1996141
is there a shoop of that one kate beaton strip with akio in it?

post it if you have it, love

>> No.1996151

Is the implication that Vonnegut is so incredibly ugly that he gets his own "tier" below "ugleh" ? He wasn't that repulsive... just... Old-looking. Most of his work was published when he was more than 40 years old.

Now if you want an ugly author: Ayn Rand

>> No.1996158

>>1996151
i was just being cute when i did that

of course Vonnegut isn't that ugly

he's no Sartre

also, get to know me~

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1996164

>>1996119
I dislike him but he is attractive, I won't deny it.

>> No.1996168

>>1996164
Wilde? he isn't that attractive actually

but he's definitely fabulous~

>> No.1996241
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>>1996141
I did a double-take when I was scrolling down the board and saw him

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Most attractive author.

>> No.1996278
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1996278

I would do Ezra Pound.

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>>1996278
Even when he was old he was still pretty fit.

>> No.1996338

ha ha fabulous has a thing for neckbeards

>> No.1996778

Is the "new" Melville a reference to Melville House's #1 heartthrob, the American Murakami?

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>Ctrl+f joe abercrombie
>0 results

I am seriously disappointed in you all.

>> No.1996938

>>1996850
nothing says "animal magnetism" like a solid inch and a half of baby hair

>> No.1996942
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>> No.1996947

No love for Nabokov?

>> No.1996962

Nabokov, Byron, Goethe, Camus

anyone who says otherwise is not a femanon

fuck that ivy league cunt keroac

>> No.1996963

Chabon actually kind of looks like a bishounen DFW

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>>1996050
>Shaw
>Hawt tier

Really?

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1996969

I mean really?!

>> No.1996974

>Say you love reading
>Care about how attractive they are
You're not better than anyone, /lit/

>> No.1996985

>>1996974
your rly dumb

>> No.1997155

Do you mean Hunter S. Thompson because for most of his life he looked like a potato that did porn and his writing wasn't sexy either

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>>1996279
>still pretty fit.

>> No.1997167

You forgot to put Pynchon in Hot Tier.

>> No.1997202

>>1997167
he's "close blood relatives so hot they couldn't resist fucking each other" tier