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19959326 No.19959326 [Reply] [Original]

Would this be your personal elysium?

>> No.19959349

>>19959326
Fuck no. I don't like heights and climbing sheer vertical bookshelves sounds like suicide to me. So 95% of those books are inaccessible. Give me a normal library. Something comfy.

>> No.19959351

>>19959326
no, they would get drenched in rain and dew. How are you supposed to reach the books on the second floor, much less the ones at the top of the skyscrapers? A public library is a better place for books even with niggers and homeless ambling about.

>> No.19959355

If there are no niggers or women there, yes.

>> No.19959360

>>19959351
It never rains in elysium.

>> No.19959369

>>19959326
The same blue book with a red circle is sitting atop 95% of the stacks in the foreground. This allows the possibility that most of the stacks and by extension the shelves contain the same 10-20 books.

>> No.19959373

No, it wouldn’t be. In my personal Elysium, most books would be totally unnecessary and in fact useless.

>> No.19959473

I like books but I’d rather have a bunch of pussy

>> No.19959484

>>19959326
I gotta have a massage chair

>> No.19959486

>it all fits on one kindle

>> No.19959605
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>>19959326
No, maybe the forest moon of Endor.

>> No.19959609

there's nowhere to write. you couldn't take any notes you would only be able to consume.

>> No.19960963

>>19959609
That's a feature, not a bug.

>> No.19961065

>>19959326
Coomer here, Im gunna have to trial the sex dimensions first. Having never had sex and being entirely agnostic to its physical and non contemplative existence I sure it is highly boring after the first 10 or so excretions, but then agian how should I know?
Of course the main offense in eternity is deciding thelevel of pelasure and pain, and while the book paradise my provide a moderate delight in mind and the flesh pits a more visceral earthy one, the matter still stands that deciding either is highly offensive in consideration to all thousandths of delights of spirit or mind or body. Pride being the prime motivater in this anguish the only rest one could truly enjoy would be a level of hell, not heaven. Maybe send me on the endless march through a frozen and dayless loop, there I will retain my pride and happily scough at all other elysiums.

>> No.19961089
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>>19959326

Mine would be in a Millennial Christendom.

>> No.19962242

>>19959605
Fuck yeah Ewoks
https://youtu.be/1WFjM3QWKlE

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>>19959349
how about this one anon?

>> No.19962397

>>19961065
dude just went from saying he wants 72 virgins to volunteering to go to hell in one paragraph LMAO

>> No.19963541

i think i enjoy gaining knowledge out of books more than the act of reading

>> No.19963589

>>19959326
>Horizontal stacking
That's like book gore

>> No.19964388

>>19959360
So it's a desert?

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>>19959326
I just want a girlfriend who loves me.
I don't really care about anything else at this point.
I feel so fucking alone, surrounded by people.

>> No.19964588

>>19964394
Same anon. Do you think we're going to make it?

>> No.19965521

>>19959326
No, mine is living a quiet life with my wife and 10 kids.

>> No.19966327

>>19964588
In the end, nobody makes it.

>> No.19966556

>>19966327
Whatever “it” is. Stupid self defeating attitude.