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favorite Bible character ?

>> No.19945936

>>19945926
The devil

>> No.19945944

Cain

>> No.19945949

Satan
Lucifer
the snake

>> No.19945952

>>19945926
Saul/Paul

>> No.19945960

>>19945926
Cain was based

>> No.19945971

Judas Iscariot

>> No.19945976

>>19945926
Slave Girl and Eunuch. To pleasure me sexually in my fantasies.

>> No.19945977

>>19945971
>favorite character is a guy who kills himself
You're a tranny aren't you?

>> No.19945980

>>19945977
yes

>> No.19945981

>>19945971
Was he friend to jesus or foe?

>> No.19945988
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19945988

>>19945926
Moses, because he was a cool old guy who wasn't afraid to argue with God.

>> No.19946014

>>19945926
J E S U S
E
S
U
S

>> No.19946017

>>19945926
Lot

>> No.19946025

>>19946017
Lots daughter's found him hot

>> No.19946111

What is everyone looking at?

>> No.19946319

>>19945926
Lilith

>> No.19946320

Pilate

>> No.19946335

Elijah

>> No.19946369

>>19945926
That guy with a donkey’s dick

>> No.19946415

>>19945926
the good thief
the centurion
the good samaritan
mary magdalene
the blind leper
lazarus
apostle thomas

>> No.19946603

>>19946319
not canon

>> No.19946683
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19946683

>>19945926
>Abraham
>Jesus
>Paul

>> No.19946717

>>19945926
fuck off jwschizo

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>>19946369
Yahweh? Picrel is what cucktardians and kikes worship btw.

>> No.19948208
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>>19945988
I enjoyed the opposing dynamic Moses had with many of his encounters, raised environment vs his own people, self-desire vs altruistic duty, leadership role vs unruly followers, etc.
And though Moses often resisted/struggled with the mission he was given, it is nice he was given entrance into heaven.

>> No.19948212

Tobit

>> No.19948217

Lot

>> No.19948238

Paul
Basically just wrote himself in there at the end

>> No.19948243
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>>19945926
Job

>> No.19948253

>>19945981
read the gnostics and find out

>> No.19948280

>>19948243
omg he's literally me

>> No.19948284

>>19945981
he was predetermined to suffer for eternity

>> No.19948287

>>19948243
>whines that God took away his shade

>> No.19948304
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19948304

>the bible cartoons guy from /his/ is here too now

>> No.19948371

>>19948304
If there ever was a historical JWfag he has almost nothing to do with the JWfag in people's minds, he is a composite character made from many different religious and cultural figures.

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>>19946369
>>19947301

>> No.19948699

>>19947301

A cow with a pussy instead of a head giving birth to a calf sucking on the cock of a bull as the cow shits endlessly. An the bull stares back at it in disbelief

>> No.19948749

>>19945926
Judith.

>> No.19949517

Samson for the sheer rawness of "God had abandoned him"

Also because he's the literal manifestation of bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

>> No.19949602

>>19945926
Samson was a chad
He loved to bang Philistine thots

>> No.19949819

>>19945926
Me.

>> No.19949840

Chemosh, the god that defeated Yahweh in battle in that story in the book of kings.

>> No.19951376

>>19945926
Always liked Samson. If I'm going down, I want my enemies to come with me.

>> No.19951386

>>19945926
Peter Simon. He was the most relatable character for me.

>> No.19951389

>>19945926
i'm a Job man myself
The Lord gave, the Lord has taken away
blessed be the name of the Lord

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19951393

Is Jesus supposed to the the protagonist of the new testament? he's a bit of a fag to be a protagonist innit?

>> No.19951469

OT: Abraham, because we can all relate
NT: Peter, because we can all relate
Entire Bible: the entire human race as compared to God, because Jesus is too obvious an answer.

>> No.19951490

Based King Solomon

>> No.19951554

David. Sure David sinned as we all do but his heart was in the right place and was ordained to praising God, for when God was tempted to judge Israel He always remembered is faithful servant David.

>> No.19951582

>>19945926
I saw an infographic of yours before, you're retarded, possibly even more retarded than turkspammer

>> No.19951901

>>19949517
Methinks Saul has a better claim for that.

>> No.19951928

>>19951490
My favorite too. Actually, I was in a similar situation as Solomon with the baby, but I didn't think of anything clever. If only I remembered about Solomon at the time, things would've been different.

>> No.19952702

>>19951928
pls tell what happened

>> No.19953096

>>19945926
Is there an anime version?

>> No.19953142

>>19948444
thanks anon

>> No.19953258

>>19945944
>>19945960

Listen you wives of Lamech if Cain is a favorite seven times then Lamech will be favored seventy times seven times.

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19953525

i think noah is based because he has a big boat and a lot of animals

>> No.19955033

>>19948208
I remember reading bis story as a kid
I was very disappointed that God didn't allow him into Canaan

>> No.19955048

>>19945926
Did he ever draw lewds of the girls?

>> No.19955196

>>19945926
God