/lit/ humor thread

[Anonymous No.19920768]

Post funny lines

[Anonymous No.19920774]

[Anonymous No.19920778]

[Anonymous No.19921134]

General Dreedle's nurse always followed General Dreedle everywhere he went, even into the briefing room just before the mission to Avignon, where she stood with her asinine smile at the side of the platform and bloomed like a fertile oasis at General Dreedle's shoulder in her pink-and-green uniform. Yossarian looked at her and fell in love, desperately. His spirits sank, leaving him empty inside and numb. He sat gazing in clammy want at her full red lips and dimpled cheeks as he listened to Major Danby describe in a monotonous, didactic male drone the heavy concentrations of flak awaiting them at Avignon, and he moaned in deep despair suddenly at the thought that he might never see again this lovely woman to whom he had never spoken a word and whom he now loved so pathetically. He throbbed and ached with sorrow, fear and desire as he stared at her; she was so beautiful. He worshiped the ground she stood on. He licked his parched, thirsting lips with a sticky tongue and moaned in misery again, loudly enough this time to attract the startled, searching glances of the men sitting around him on the rows of crude wooden benches in their chocolate-colored coveralls and stitched white parachute harnesses.

[Anonymous No.19921562]

>>19921134
What is humorous about this?

[Anonymous No.19921576]

>dostoevsky's hand-drawn cover for The Idiot
good thing he wasn't an artist

[Anonymous No.19921589]

This Blue Checkmark had a meltdown because people were giving her books 4.5 stars out of 5.

[Anonymous No.19921598]

>>19921576
It conveys the message well, and the writing is good. I don't see the problem desu, we've got such horrible covers these days maybe it just doesn't stand out.

[Anonymous No.19921619]

>>19921589
>All the writers scared to even like that tweet.
As a psychology student, when I see this kind of delusion in full display with many enablers, I don't know whether I should be worried or rubbing my hands together.

[Anonymous No.19921622]

A classic

[Anonymous No.19921628]

>>19921589
ok she's based

[Anonymous No.19921779]

>>19921576
what character does this even represent?

[Anonymous No.19921901]

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[Anonymous No.19921918]

I think this was on /sci/ but it's still funny

[Anonymous No.19921924]

>>19920778
still the best quote of all time

[Anonymous No.19921935]

[Anonymous No.19922129]

[Anonymous No.19922144]

"Family members became desperate to dissuade Thomas (Aquinas), who remained determined to join the Dominicans. At one point, two of his brothers resorted to the measure of hiring a prostitute to seduce him. As included in the official records for his canonization, Thomas drove her away wielding a burning log - with which he inscribed a cross onto the wall - and fell into a mystical ecstasy; two angels appeared to him as he slept and said, "Behold, we gird thee by the command of God with the girdle of chastity, which henceforth will never be imperiled. What human strength can not obtain, is now bestowed upon thee as a celestial gift." From that moment on, Thomas was given the grace of perfect chastity by Christ..."

[Anonymous No.19922484]

>>19921901
Wow did the OG post of this come from /lit/?

[Anonymous No.19922509]

does anyone have the oedipus essay

[Anonymous No.19922529]

[Anonymous No.19922532]

>>19922509
I dont owe de puss nothing

[Anonymous No.19922539]

>>19922529

[Anonymous No.19922544]

>>19922539

[Anonymous No.19922556]

>>19921589
do burgers talk to the people sitting next to them on the plane?

[Anonymous No.19922560]

>>19921913
>>19922544
Heh

[Anonymous No.19922579]

[Anonymous No.19922599]

>>19922560
based

[Anonymous No.19922639]

>>19922560
Follow up

[Anonymous No.19922694]

>>19920778
>>19922544
>>19922129
So we doing the classics today, huh?
Here's Henry James asking for directions.

[Anonymous No.19922709]

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[Anonymous No.19922738]

>>19921779
your mom

[Anonymous No.19922747]

>>19922694
>>19922709
If you want it in one piece, here's a post

[Anonymous No.19922835]

>>19921779
The Idiot, obviously.

[Anonymous No.19922854]

>>19921134
wow, this fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.19922856]

>>19922556
I got a gf doing this

[Anonymous No.19922892]

>>19922144
that is beautiful

[Anonymous No.19922920]

[Anonymous No.19922933]

Someone post the image of the woman book reviewer getting raised by /lit/ for not reviewing Lermontov

[Anonymous No.19922948]

>>19920774
nice

[Anonymous No.19922981]

[Anonymous No.19923037]

>>19920768
Post your fucking source you puece of shit!
https://newspapers.bc.edu/?a=d&d=bpilott18570314-01.2.38&e=-------en-20--1--txt-txIN-------

[Anonymous No.19923149]

>>19921901
lmao

[Anonymous No.19923182]

>>19920778
I can't fully explain why but this is honestly one of the funniest things I have ever read. Really reminds me of my father who was a smart dude but would get absolutely overwhelmed by even the most minor of inconveniences

[Anonymous No.19923187]

>>19921622
>we laid the groundwork
Based xoomers taking personal credit for everything their generation achieved to prove they're more valuable in society than those lazy millenials

[Anonymous No.19923200]

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[Anonymous No.19923288]

>>19923182
>Really reminds me of my father who was a smart dude but would get absolutely overwhelmed by even the most minor of inconveniences
That's terrible to hear, Pyotr Stepanovich.

[Anonymous No.19923311]

>>19923284
I'll never get over Joyce being a schizo

[Anonymous No.19923493]

deleuze btfo

[Anonymous No.19923757]

>>19921589
The level of neurosis these people are capable of is shocking, women in particular really need something to do or they seem to go bonkers.

>>19923493
>>19922920
twitter/facebook

[Anonymous No.19923846]

my fav

[Anonymous No.19923879]

[Anonymous No.19923887]

>>19923879
How did I miss this? How could I have missed this?

[Anonymous No.19923897]

>>19923846
garbage

[Anonymous No.19923912]

>>19921589
> giving a fuck about goodreads ratings

[Anonymous No.19924129]

>>19923897
are you op

[Anonymous No.19924157]

does anybody has the "nemesis" one?

[Anonymous No.19924160]

[Anonymous No.19924179]

>>19922556
Have you never the seen the classic work of American Cinema: Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

[Anonymous No.19924313]

>>19924160
Would have been a good jej if it was from Lemony Snicket

[Anonymous No.19924374]

any books that made you laugh?

[Anonymous No.19924384]

>>19924374
hehe

[Anonymous No.19924403]

>>19921589
How arrogant must one person have to be to think and write this.

[Anonymous No.19924412]

>>19921935
Serves him right for liking Kant.

[Anonymous No.19924451]

>>19921622
>Rowling
>Not Anne Rice
>Not Mary Shelley

[Anonymous No.19925066]

>>19922509

[Anonymous No.19925097]

>>19925066
im in tears

[Anonymous No.19925125]

>>19925066
>"A kindly shepherd found the boy in a pool skimmer"
>"What?"
>the entire Dr. Dre paragraph

[Anonymous No.19925136]

>>19923879
if this isn't an elaborate troll, which it probably is, this is how leftoid "academics" really view themselves. an excellent caricature indeed.

[Anonymous No.19925139]

This one always gets me laughing.

[Anonymous No.19925144]

>>19925066
Classic

[Anonymous No.19925174]

>>19925066
No fucking way this was written in 2004
Could you even attach pictures to documents in 2004??

[Anonymous No.19925177]

>>19925174
>Could you even attach pictures to documents in 2004??
HAHAHAH
shut the fuck up zoomer

[Anonymous No.19925179]

>>19925174
I am going to fucking kill you.

[Anonymous No.19925200]

>>19924160
Practical Numerical Properties > Abstract Precise Perfection

[Anonymous No.19925226]

>>19925200
Gonna rewrite this into a handwritten note for my psych so I can get diagnosed with autism right away.

[Anonymous No.19925560]

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[Anonymous No.19925591]

>>19925066
I've seen this image at least ten times and I only just noticed that the paper has holes on both sides for bindings even though it's just stapled together.

[Anonymous No.19925627]

Fresh off the boat
>>19921648

[Anonymous No.19925633]

>>19925066
*too
-1

[Anonymous No.19925848]

>>19925066
>61% D-

[Anonymous No.19925958]

[Anonymous No.19926056]

>>19920768
fixed

[Anonymous No.19926089]

>schizoprenic vision written in the 1860s has the devil appear and tell Ivan that getting vaccinated is good
What did Dostoevsky mean by this?

[Anonymous No.19926129]

>>19924157
My adolescent fanfic where Jill Valentine falls in love with Nemesis is better-written than this.

[Anonymous No.19926142]

[Anonymous No.19926151]

>>19926089
Don't forget the devil is transgender, too.

[Anonymous No.19926200]

>>19925627
Heh

[Anonymous No.19926252]

>>19922981
based monks

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[Anonymous No.19926332]

>>19925136

You need to take a class at a school. Even if you drop it, if only to discover it is not what the right has convinced you it is.

[Anonymous No.19926359]

Best /lit/ post I've ever read. And one of the funniest

>>19921589
Goodreads ratings cater to its demographic, which is cancerous and has disgusting taste. Almost all of my favorite books/the classics have scores in the low/mid 3's on Goodreads.

Moby Dick has a fucking 3.5, lower than Harry Potter books. This tells one all they need to know.

[Anonymous No.19926380]

>>19924451
>Not Emily Dickinson
>Not the Bronte sisters
>Not Virginia Woolf
>Not Maya Angelou
>Not Ayn Rand

[Anonymous No.19926514]

>>19925139
Are there any good martial fiction parodies?

[Anonymous No.19926552]

>>19921562
Its an introductory bit from a legitimately hilarious chapter of catch 22. But without the subsequent paragraphs it doesn't make much sense f you've never read the book.

[Anonymous No.19926770]

>>19925066
Ive never seen this before. I was laughing so hard it took me 10 minutes to get through the first page.

[Anonymous No.19926833]

>>19921589
I don't know, to me it seems like the right type of people dislike her. If there weren't tipoffs that it's probably just a woke mob eating one of it's own I may have checked it out.

[Anonymous No.19926871]

>>19925200
Fuck you nigger, metric is an infinitely superior system of measurement.

[Anonymous No.19926897]

>>19925066
I read this at least one a year for the past decade and it never fails to bring me to tears. 10/10 i hope whoever wrote this is successful today

[Anonymous No.19926909]

>>19925848
That's the "I don't want this kid in my class again next year" grade

[Anonymous No.19926914]

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[Anonymous No.19926929]

>>19922144
He was gay

[Anonymous No.19926933]

[Anonymous No.19926936]

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>>19925200
saving this so i can make yuro poors seethe

[Anonymous No.19926956]

>>19925560
the first day i came on this board was when this whit was going down, what a wild time

[Anonymous No.19926960]

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[Anonymous No.19926961]

[Anonymous No.19927052]

>>19926914
Who was in the right?

[Anonymous No.19927066]

>>19922560
Sure you wouldn't demand a history teacher to teach maths but you could ask with genuine curiosity if they would like to. Like asking a freestyle swimmer if they ever considered doing backstroke.

[Anonymous No.19927393]

>>19920774
best intro ever

[Anonymous No.19927565]

[Anonymous No.19927899]

>>19926129
vidya books aways do this shit
i remember themetal gear ones where snake treats ocelot like shit, calls him a fucking nerd and tells shitty jokes while killing people indiscriminatly
you couldnt go more out of character if HE was the one behind the metal gear

[Anonymous No.19927950]

>>19922544
I still don't know why there's milk below gasoline prices.

[Anonymous No.19927966]

>>19922556
These people are stuck next to you for the next 9 hours.
Anyone who doesnt realize the absolute power of this opportunity is a wasted human being and will never succeed in life.

[Anonymous No.19927991]

>>19902239

[Anonymous No.19928126]

>>19926961
>/lit/ humor

[Anonymous No.19928150]

>>19923182
It's called autism

[Anonymous No.19928180]

>my father and I don't share much in common nowadays
>except litterature since we both read a lot
>I keep a link between us by sharing and translating things I found in /lit/ humor threads
>He laughs and thanks me
Thank you /lit/ for sharing.

[Anonymous No.19928324]

>>19925200
lmao imagine being this retarded
that entire post reeks of typical self-centered anglo chauvinism.
kys

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[Anonymous No.19928389]

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[Anonymous No.19928446]

>>19921134
I fucking started laughing with my mouth closed making "pssshfff" and "tssshhff" noises for a good half minute before I figured I was deeply amused. Genius.
I did it again writing the captcha and got it wrong.

[Anonymous No.19928449]

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[Anonymous No.19928467]

>>19928382
Tfw

[Anonymous No.19928468]

[Anonymous No.19928473]

>>19922544

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[Anonymous No.19928483]

[Anonymous No.19928490]

>>19927966
what power? the power of being annoying?

[Anonymous No.19928526]

>>19928490
Anything.
It can be simple pleasure shit like once I got private professional surfing lessons and a free weekend at a resort 2 hours from Bali at this dudes private place.

It is such an easy opportunity to make connections, just take the right flights at the right times and sit in the appropriate classes.

[Anonymous No.19928548]

>>19928483
kek

[Anonymous No.19928572]

>>19928439
The fact nietzsche didn't give us an -ism is what makes him so based

[Anonymous No.19928582]

>>19928371
10/10

[Anonymous No.19928593]

>>19925174
Very tender bait. We also had colour printers in 2004, btw.

[Anonymous No.19928606]

>>19921589
Sounds like something I would do lol

[Anonymous No.19928661]

>>19926089
>Then Ivan, sitting down on the sofa, peered into the eyes of the devil, an apologetic but arrogant look on his face: "Basically, I'm just not gonna take it. I know... ugh, I know. I'm sorry. It's just that I'm not gonna take it is all."

[Anonymous No.19928778]

>>19928526
wow i guess you succeeded in life and isn’t a wasted human being

[Anonymous No.19928804]

>>19928389
>/pol/ thread
>"/lit/ humor"

[Anonymous No.19928831]

>>19928778
>isn’t

[Anonymous No.19928865]

[Anonymous No.19928944]

>>19926332
Not him, but I did take a whole semester. It was worse. A manic, yet depressing tour between condescending infantilization, the most empty didactic repetition, ambiguous and arcane criteria, infinite walls, checkmark and stamps required for any sort of branching or early progress in learning, utterly despondent educators, especially when the knowledge sought was not strictly conforming to their specific subset of the specific section of the specific chapter for the specific week we were at... In short, it was entirely useless for any sort of productive ends, innovation or practical application, plus the absurd cost for something supposed to benefit society. I began reading the subject book and was pleasantly satisfied, so I re-read the chapters relevant to my interests until I had almost memorized them . Unfortunately my course-mates loathed the subject by that point and my attempts to stimulate discussion got me looks of consternation at first and utterly disingenuous arguments next. They were not prepared in half a semester enough compared to my week of leisurely reading, i thought.

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[Anonymous No.19929432]

>>19923220
lost

[Anonymous No.19929449]

>>19925066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxTzof_Pk

[Anonymous No.19929659]

>>19925848
crazy how he might've gotten a semi-decent grade without the -13 on page 3

[Anonymous No.19929703]

>>19925066
would be funny if the handwriting was at all teacher-like. you can tell whoever did the cursive was unconfident, unsteady, and unpracticed...many malformed letters. Totally takes the humor out of it for me. it's completely fake.

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[Anonymous No.19930118]

>>19924157
>only one nemesis remained . . . two, if you counted God.

[Anonymous No.19930142]

>>19920768
>to tell the truth, I never read either Dante or Ariosto
this is literally all of /lit/ about everything

[Anonymous No.19930156]

>>19921913
this book is actually great. very sad that Norm didn't live to write a second one.

[Anonymous No.19930210]

>>19926359
Love this image

[Anonymous No.19930223]

>>19930156
>*best known for other work

[Anonymous No.19930230]

>>19923846
kek

[Anonymous No.19930353]

>>19924160
This passage is funny but it's also untrue. A British Thermal Unit is the amount of energy it takes to elevate the temperature of a pound of water by one degree Fahrenheit. A gallon of water at room temperature(~72 F) contains 8.34 pounds of water. To boil water at standard conditions, you must raise it's temperature to 212 F.

212 F - 72 F= 140 F

Technically, you're supposed to convert Fahrenheit temperatures to Rankine but when considering the difference between two temperatures, you can just swap the units.

140 R x 8.34 BTU/R = 1167.6 BTU

[Anonymous No.19930371]

>>19930223
:'(

[Anonymous No.19930375]

>>19930353
listen here, nerd. We were shuckin' and jivin' on your imperial ass. Don't fuck with it.

[Anonymous No.19930439]

>>19925174
do zoomers just think electricity and computers and such were invented 10 years ago and it was nothing but dudes in loincloths with clubs and spears

[Anonymous No.19930462]

>>19930353
nerd

[Anonymous No.19930469]

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[Anonymous No.19930472]

>>19929703
>page is to big
well, yeah

[Anonymous No.19930488]

>>19925200
>I figured the jar was only so big, so it took up less space
Already I can tell this person is a retard. Could someone really believe that two extra characters wouldn't fit on a label? Are they aware that font sizes can be change? I'll read the rest of your dumb mutt fucking picture but know that it's wrong, and I'm stupid and I was able to tell that from the first paragraph.

[Anonymous No.19930516]

>>19926269
I want it to be real

[Anonymous No.19930538]

>>19920778
I dont get it at all. I also hated GR.

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[Anonymous No.19931141]

>>19922144
A miracle and truly a Saint.

[Anonymous No.19931151]

>>19923200
This always gets me

[Anonymous No.19931262]

[Anonymous No.19931285]

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[Anonymous No.19931296]

>>19931290
Reading shitty fiction can be pretty fun every now and then.

[Anonymous No.19931504]

>>19922544
>With a car, you can go anywhere you want
Why is this so kino

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[Anonymous No.19931768]

>>19923846
>and then everyone laughed
filthy humiliation fetishists

[Anonymous No.19931878]

>>19928413
And this is why no one cares about the famine.

[Anonymous No.19931975]

>>19931262
That is fucking good.

[Anonymous No.19932262]

>>19928944
Homeschooled?

[Anonymous No.19932376]

>>19921589
a bit arrogant but she's based tbqh, I hate rating faggots, if you like something just give it a 5, it just screams insecurity about ones own taste when you see a goodreads profile giving 5's only to already established classics everyone agrees are good.

[Anonymous No.19932417]

>>19930469
i have corrected your image for the visually impaired

[Anonymous No.19932426]

>>19931686
fixed

[Anonymous No.19932514]

>>19927052
The oats are, by right, the oats of the one who gathers them. However, to refuse to even consider the sharing of the oats with one's own brother is destestable. What one gains in body mass from hoarded oats, one loses equally- or doublefold- in the soul. "What is a pig if not size?" Is indeed a faur question; But what is size if there is no substance beneath? The true beauty of this post is act two, in which the brother's cousin is introduced. Once she makes her way into the story and, by her words, reveals herself to be an exponentially worse offender in terms of the vices the hoarding brother ascribed to the begging brother, the hoarding brother changed his tone and saw that the gains of his family is equally as important as his own. However, he did not grow in character enough to extend this newfound virtue with his cousin, as she still was unfavorable in his eyes. Regardless, his growth in soul is both uplifting and real. His sharing of the oats with his brother may minimize his physical gain, but he will more than recover that lost size in his physche, as his brother grows with him in both aspects, as well as a third- them growing closer together. This craftsmanship and beautiful interweaving of wonderful narrative and compelling character is truely Dostoevskyesque; I have never seen anything moreso- no, not even Fyodor's works themselves.
Masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.19933311]

>>19932426
Someone has found ScanTailor, abandon ship.

[Anonymous No.19933332]

>>19922144
>drives a prostitute away
>falls in 'mystical ecstasy' when two hot twinks show up
Yup, he's LITERALLY me

[Anonymous No.19933363]

>>19925200
Nobody uses your stupid system except a pair of african shitholes, and no one will ever do. Kill yourself, mutterized imbecile

[Anonymous No.19933413]

>>19933363
BUT what if you get stranded on the butt end of a patch of mud in the ocean? HOW will you ever be able to divide a stick in 10 parts? T'is IMPOSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.19933423]

>>19932262
No, but given the days i skipped and the tests i blanked, i might as well have been.

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>>19921901
Still relevant.

[Anonymous No.19933689]

>>19933627
Context?

[Anonymous No.19933715]

>>19933689
Shitty female writer writes self-insert characters that are 21 year old "genius" marxist theorists, and they talk about inane shit like that thinking they're very smart (the author thinks so too).

[Anonymous No.19933807]

>>19929035
how did it take THIS long for this post to be made, holy shit

LMAO

[Anonymous No.19933891]

>>19925200
Fucking autist, pintje is colloquial and just means a glass of beer, it doesn't refer to a specific measurement.

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>>19931262
KEK

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>>19928865
pretty good

[Anonymous No.19934369]

>>19920774
Will studying statistical mechanics give me the push I need to overcome my cowardice?

[Anonymous No.19934410]

>>19921779
El goblino

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>>19922144
I remember this line sticking in my head after reading the book. Good one

[Anonymous No.19934581]

>>19933931
ba dum tiss

[Anonymous No.19934900]

>>19931504
Ask Hazel Motes.

[Anonymous No.19934921]

>>19933689
Frances (narrator) is growing apart from her friend Bobbi (who is very outgoing and sure of herself, opposite of Frances) and she searches key terms (in that example 'love') in their text history, which goes back to the beginning of their friendship/when they were a couple.

[Anonymous No.19934942]

>>19928526
You had to suck his dick, Anon

[Anonymous No.19935735]

>>19933311
why would i use this when imagemagick exists?

[Anonymous No.19935810]

>>19922560
Never read this Jew before (he apparently wrote for ITV's kino show "Agatha Christie's Poirot" though, which I love). What the fuck is his problem though?

[Anonymous No.19936027]

>>19925200
The writer of that blog thinks he's much smarter than he actually is. We all know that non-uniform measuring systems exist because of the human need (and skill) for estimating in the field and on the fly, and eventually those estimates were formalized. But to suggest that non-convertible units are superior than convertible and uniform units is stupid. It completely bogs down scientific calculation.

[Anonymous No.19936171]

>>19935810
He's just really based

[Anonymous No.19936186]

>>19925200
I like how he says a pint weighs a pound, as if a liter didn't weight a kilogram.
Also half his problems are made up - who the fuck cares that they call 250 ml a pint due to customary reasons.

[Anonymous No.19936208]

>>19928389
Most of these people are volunteering to do useful work so what's the problem? The dumbass white women all want to do fairy jobs but the others just want to do unailientaed work which benefits their community. They're more trad than the /pol/ fags seething about them.

[Anonymous No.19936257]

>>19929703
>you can tell whoever did the cursive was unconfident, unsteady, and unpracticed...many malformed letters.
Sounds like the average American teacher to me

[Anonymous No.19936571]

>>19926927
>>19926933
/lit/ should write a book about normalfags
everything goes, a collection on essays, chronicles, a collaborative novella. Fuck, have it all in.

[Anonymous No.19936578]

>>19925066
What I always liked about this is clearly he should get a 0% but already in 04 we had that dumb "nobody gets an F" bullshit going around, and I've always assumed that was the whole point of this exercise

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[Anonymous No.19936752]

>>19923284
Rinbad the Railer was my nickname in college.

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Hot off the press
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>>19928422
lmao yeah fuck that guy

[Anonymous No.19936891]

>>19931262
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.19936910]

>>19930156
I didn't know he was sick

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>>19931262
lmao

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>>19933931
smiled

[Anonymous No.19936994]

>>19920778
they´re quite normal for me, but i live in south america, they´re too spicy for anglos it seems

[Anonymous No.19937041]

>>19936752
I was known as Whinbad due to my predilection for larger ladies

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>>19927950
I assume this is how things work in the USA.

[Anonymous No.19937578]

>>19925560
/lit/ is simply irredeemable for this.

[Anonymous No.19937598]

>>19923284
For me, it's Tinbad the Tailor.

[Anonymous No.19937621]

>>19925139
>He was as calm as the ocean in a painting of an insanely calm ocean.
pretty good

[Anonymous No.19937632]

>>19925958
Were the remainder of these pages blank?

[Anonymous No.19937817]

>>19925591
Probably was submitted stapled and then was punched to be placed in a folder

[Anonymous No.19937828]

>>19925560
She literally posted her tits online after this btw

[Anonymous No.19937903]

>>19936655
Hi, you must be new here.

On /lit/ it's common courtesy to, at the very least, ensure your images are rotated and/or deskewed appropriately. Further, for the sake of the visually impaired it is also good etiquette to increase the contrast of text images.

See pic related: with a few simple commands I was able to generate this image using imagemagick:

convert input.jpg -white-threshold 35% -monochrome -deskew 40% -fuzz 20% -trim output.jpg

If you want to be part of this community there is a baseline of respect you need to show other members. Part of that is uploading high quality, easy-to-read images.

[Anonymous No.19937948]

>>19930469
>>19932417
where's this excerpt from?

[Anonymous No.19937997]

>>19925200
While this argument is pretty goofy, I learned something about Fahrenheit that I didn't know, and hidden inside the goofy argument is a good argument for why we still use imperial units in many non-scientific fields for convenience (cooking, construction) which, though I think most people understand already, is nice to have put into words.

[Anonymous No.19938006]

>>19925174
I still havent figured out how to attach pictures to documents

[Anonymous No.19938019]

>>19937903
>whitewashing literature
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.19938058]

>>19923879
I remember that. Cant believe its been a year already

[Anonymous No.19938173]

>>19927966
I sat next to a pretty girl with chad as her boyfriend. She looked at me then told chad she didn't want to sit there. Chad made her sit next to me. I looked out the window the whole time

[Anonymous No.19938214]

>>19928475
can't believe this furry actually just made me introspect
currently coping and seething

[Anonymous No.19938227]

>>19937997
it's also bullshit
0 degrees fahrenheit is the temp of a saturated icewater solution, and 100 was body temp as far as his instruments could measure

[Anonymous No.19938246]

>>19926936
that's not funny.
im in genuine awe at this man.
I'll never even meet someone that amazing let alone approach his level of individuation.

[Anonymous No.19938269]

>>19937903

[Anonymous No.19938280]

>>19925066
bigger resolution?

[Anonymous No.19938305]

>>19920774
I'm actually studying this stuff; what book?

[Anonymous No.19938310]

>>19934369
Fortunately you will need to study a number of prerequisites first, any number of which will likely facilitate the suicide

[Anonymous No.19938366]

>>19928461
Hit Kant so Bentham's Principles get destroyed then finish off Bentham myself.

[Anonymous No.19938385]

>>19929035
best one in this thread

[Anonymous No.19938470]

>>19926924
kill six billion demons but retarded

[Anonymous No.19938726]

>>19938470
>implying kill six billion demons isn't already retarded

[Anonymous No.19938812]

>>19928413
that's what you get for being a pseud Professor Yank.

[Anonymous No.19938860]

>>19937903
>>19932426
>>19932417
>>19926056
You aren't funny and you speak like a tripfag. I didlike you.

[Anonymous No.19938874]

>>19930538
your /sovl/less

[Anonymous No.19939030]

>>19937828
>posted her tits online
>those ugly tattoos
The innocent act was a LARP, all women are whores.

[Anonymous No.19939031]

>>19938874
>your

[Anonymous No.19939073]

>>19923284
unironically a great page

[Anonymous No.19939095]

>>19928944
Is this a riff on A Confederacy of Dunces, or straight from it?

[Anonymous No.19939101]

>>19924157
Chris is supposed to just say "Wesker!".

[Anonymous No.19939185]

>>19937828
>a little attention from online weirdos gives her enough confidence to go full slut mode
Women today are really primed.

[Anonymous No.19939187]

>>19921589
The rating system itself is at the mercy of the intelligence and integrity of the raters.

>Produc look good work as intended
>Arrive late though amazon not helpful
>1/5 Star -Rajesh S.

[Anonymous No.19939308]

[Anonymous No.19939354]

[Anonymous No.19939564]

>>19936208
What a fucking faggy cope. Neck yourself.

[Anonymous No.19939574]

>>19939564
cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.19939611]

>>19937948
socratic logic peter kreeft

[Anonymous No.19939650]

>>19939308
>to rape a little Trojan boy with quiet brown eyes named Ganymede
more like Gaynymede lmao

[Anonymous No.19939657]

>>19938726
yeah but in a more entertaining, reaching for Royalty way

[Anonymous No.19939658]

[Anonymous No.19939675]

[Anonymous No.19940014]

Book takes place a bit after civil war. I find it funny because Mormons.

[Anonymous No.19940043]

>>19937903
Damn nigga shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.19940066]

>>19921562
He saw a woman and felt like that during a military mission briefing. Moaning out loud while they're talking about flak.

[Anonymous No.19940115]

>>19928443
lmao
i wanna read faulkner now

[Anonymous No.19940180]

>>19933931
Not a good joke. The joke is already contained in the title of the book, but it's more subtle.

[Anonymous No.19940232]

>>19922544
i'm pretty sure harassment architecture was based on this post

[Anonymous No.19940275]

>>19931262
gold

[Anonymous No.19940376]

>>19925200
>>19928324
euro here
fuck metric, we are being forced to use it because of a bunch of jacobin faggots with their heads up their asses.
metric in fact demonstrates much of what's wrong with modern thought and anglo philosophy in specific, look at >>19933363

[Anonymous No.19940849]

>>19940376
Metric is less practical, but it's far more convenient to relate different scales efficiently in scientific literature and reduces the need for notoriously error-prone conversions.
A similar switch occurred in chemistry, where each country tended to have a highly arbitrary set of naming conventions. The international system made naming less elegant, but far easier to understand, less error-prone and more efficient overall to transmit relevant information. As a chem student i had to learn both systems so i can attest at how the local naming convention courses were the most dreaded and arbitrary.

[Anonymous No.19941212]

>>19928389
Do people really just support whatever ideology they think will make them the most comfortable?

[Anonymous No.19941242]

>>19928407
Aristotle is right, as usual.

[Anonymous No.19941291]

>>19928454
What a chad

[Anonymous No.19941578]

>>19939185
she's got a great bod desu

[Anonymous No.19941690]

>>19937828
Wow I somehow missed this. Also feet too big wouldn't bang.

[Anonymous No.19941811]

>>19940849
>>19940376
Here's how we use metric/imperial here in Leafland.
>weight
Pounds for people and stuff up to like 50 lbs.
Kg for very heavy things.
>temperature
Fahrenheit for oven/cooking temperatures and, most importantly, swimming pool temperatures.
Celsius for everything else.
>speed
km/h, always.
>distance/measurements
mm/cm for very small things.
Interchangeable in/cm for things up to like a meter.
Generally feet (or sometimes meters) for things up to like 30 ft.
Meters for larger than that and km for large, travel distances.
Feet and inches for people's height, always.

So for everyday life, it's a mix of the two systems.
When doing scientific/engineering/calculations though, it's 100% metric, imperial is so fucking completely, absolutely, painfully retarded when you start doing maths with it.

[Anonymous No.19941817]

>>19939185
her nude posing was literally years later though, i doubt you can link the two events in any way at all.

[Anonymous No.19941868]

>>19922544
how is this style called? also, more?

[Anonymous No.19942378]

>>19928449
He got the good ending. Working as a professor now

[Anonymous No.19942518]

>>19939658
>the books we lost were totally shit, guys!
The retard who wrote that is coping extremely.
You should stop posting that shitty screencap, by the way.

[Anonymous No.19942543]

>>19928449
>>19942378
It's real?!

[Anonymous No.19942594]

>>19942378
>(You)
The good ending ain't humorous.

[Anonymous No.19942627]

>>19920778
Is this quote real? I can't find a book named on living in seclusion.

[Anonymous No.19942654]

>>19942627
either baiting or retarded

[Anonymous No.19942850]

>>19942654
Retarded. What is it from tho?

[Anonymous No.19943080]

>>19923879
Mental illness is somehow even sadder in the written word.

[Anonymous No.19943102]

>>19942850
it's not a real quote, it's from clickhole, a satire website. still, 'on living in seclusion' obviously doesn't imply that it's from a book with that title but rather that it's thomas pnychon, in an interview or the like, commenting on living in seclusion

[Anonymous No.19943509]

>>19942543
Yeah he got hired by a small Christian college

[Anonymous No.19943588]

>>19921935
Every Kantard's mother does this

[Anonymous No.19943653]

>>19941811
Not sure where you're from but distance is measured in time. I don't know how many km away Ottawa is, but I know how many hours drive it is.

Fahrenheit is used for indoor temperature as well. C is basically just for outside temp.

all trades use imperial measures. Almost all measures are imperial. Way more natural to measure in feet than meters.

[Anonymous No.19943717]

>>19943509
Proofs?