/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19901171]

What books do you read with your girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.19901175]

>>19901171
I read the text messages Chad sent her

I don't have a gf anymore

[Anonymous No.19901181]

>>19901171
Why would I have a gf? It's worrying how boomers take something like it for granted

[Anonymous No.19901238]

>>19901181
>It's worrying how boomers take something like it for granted
No it's not, never having a gf is something abnormal and while I may sympathise with you it does not change the reality that you should be able to get a gf.

[Anonymous No.19901281]

>>19901238
It's pretty normal not to have a gf though, it's 2022 after all. We're just following the trend of people not having sex or pairing up, trend set by Asia before online dating became a thing

It's not healthy but it's normal. It's also normal not to be able to get a gf, I'm noy an abnormal person

[Anonymous No.19901287]

>>19901171
well, she wasn't my girlfriend but we spent a couple hours reading chapters of Der Schatz der Könige von Frankreich to each other. We'd trade off. I'd love to do that again, but none of my friends read...

[Anonymous No.19901370]

>>19901281
Imagine being straight

[Anonymous No.19901379]

>>19901370
I fling both ways.... If I could...

[Anonymous No.19901431]

>2013
>she's thirty now

[Anonymous No.19901626]

I've been getting really bad impressions about this book cause of how many people seem to think they'll be seen as smart by reading it
>dude I'm so transgressive cause pedophilia russian man book
Is it actually good or is it a meme?

[Anonymous No.19901653]

>>19901626
>is Nabokov good?

[Anonymous No.19901683]

>>19901626
Its hebephilia tourist

[Anonymous No.19901698]

>>19901626
its the best novel ever written

[Anonymous No.19901714]

>>19901175
Serves you right for not reading Lolita in the park with her.

[Anonymous No.19901717]

>>19901626
>Be russian genius
>Learn third language to perfection because Anglos won't understand first two
>Write book warning Anglo Americans about the dangers of highway systems and the ahistorical ephemeral relationships devoid of anything but the most perverse communities this and Hollywood will create
>Anglos only buy it because they hope the loli gets explicitly raped in it
>Think this makes them smart
>Nabokov plays trap card of "the camera focuses on the fireplace" to prove his point
>Only error Nabokov commits: Fails to realize Americans won't read that far and will just imagining raping loli and go for a drive like they usually do before trying to Netflix and chill with someone else who pretends they read it
Your life is a meme and Nabokov is trying to wake you the fuck up you kiddyfuckker

[Anonymous No.19901723]

>>19901181
>>19901281
>internet allows you access to millions of women
>technology allows you to work less than ever and socialize more
>advancements in medicine made people healthier and more attractive than ever
This is literally easiest time in human history to get pretty gf. I fucked 37 women so far without putting in any effort at all. Just go outside.

[Anonymous No.19901726]

>>19901717
Not him but ”highway systems”?

[Anonymous No.19901738]

>>19901281
>It's pretty normal not to have a gf though
why would you want to be a... normalfag?

[Anonymous No.19901740]

>>19901726
The book is about the US highway systems about the point it became the interstate system with the federal highways act of 1956, and the moral danger caused by it.

[Anonymous No.19901762]

>>19901723
You mean
>Internet gives women access to millions of men
>You have to be top 20% to even get swiped when average woman gets hundreds of matches each day or week depending on location
>I can't afford a new jaw
For average men it's worse, that's why they're having less sex while you're having more

You fucked those 37 women, they fucked one guy instead and 36 guys were left unfucked

[Anonymous No.19901766]

>>19901762
>get in shape
>get a haircut
>dress well
>learn social skills (yes, it's SKILLS for a reason, no one is born with them)
>don't be a pussy
there, you're in top 10%, let alone 20%
you faggots won't do any of this because it's easier to bitch and do nothing
thanks for dropping out of the game though, more for me

[Anonymous No.19901772]

>>19901766
I accept your concession

[Anonymous No.19901841]

>>19901281
>>19901723
>the problem is not being a virgin
>the problem is fucking women regularly
Christ, I want one fucking relationship that won't end in cheating or "lol things were perfect but I don't love you anymore bye" I can't believe that people think the problem is not getting whores on Tinder. I just want a woman who is not an absolute cock gargler to have a long term commitment with me. Is it really this fucking hard to ask?

[Anonymous No.19901856]

>>19901841
You have the same problem but on a different level. Why would women look for commitment when relationships are easy to find?

[Anonymous No.19901861]

>>19901841
what you want is fictional propagised by the society who mistreats you

[Anonymous No.19901875]

>>19901698
>>19901717
Okay, so it's a good book but a lot of the people who read it are doing so for the supposed smut or the supposedly transgressive content. That's what I'll take from this. I'm not criticizing the content at all just seems like lots of people that want to be seen reading it are giant fags

[Anonymous No.19901885]

>>19901717
He already knew English, learned it as a child

[Anonymous No.19901910]

>>19901766
Nigga what you forget is that half the people here are autistic and have mental illnesses and shit. Like the amount of people here that shower once a week and can't hold down a eye contact or job is significantly higher.

[Anonymous No.19901921]

>>19901910
reddit seems to forget that 1 in 4 have varying degrees of mental illnesses that impede cognitive and physiological functions, as well as severe undiagnosed attachment issues, which is further marginalising and isolating. Oh well the world is fucked

[Anonymous No.19902303]

>>19901885
And French and Russian. He pissed off his dad by learning to read and write in English first. French and Russian were the typical Russian noble languages.