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1986097 No.1986097 [Reply] [Original]

Why do you faggots even read????
>makes you tired
>is boring
>it's partially homosexual
>say goodbye to your gains

I don't get it... "oh what a nice day outside, why don't I shut myself off from the world and read a book"
>Reading... the perfect activity for Betas

>> No.1986102

enjoy being stupid, as well as a weak troll.

>> No.1986103

i don't get it, do you put effort and thought into your trolls?

>> No.1986105

>>1986102
>gots muscles... don't needs brains
>when was the last time you got a chick reading a book?

>> No.1986108

The ideal man is both well-educated and physically strong.

Enjoy being half of a man.

>> No.1986109

ITT: baby's first troll

let the thread die

>> No.1986110

actually, my dear troll, books helped me with my gains and working out in general

I'd listen to audiobooks on my mp3 player, zoning out while and ignoring the strain to my body.Really awesome.

>> No.1986111

>partially homosexual

What an interesting concept.

>> No.1986114
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1986114

>be alpha as fuck
>read books while dicking girls
>quote dead white guys and claim it as my own
>Too many bitches to handle.

Must suck being you op. Only able to bang the girls your friends have already fucked, girls I have already fucked.

>> No.1986117

>>1986110
all good workout books have pictures... captions explain everything and save you the time of reading 100+ pages

>> No.1986118

>>1986114
>alpha as fuck
>reading a book

Choose one

who you tryin to fool man, yea this happened before, then you woke up

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1986120

>>1986097

I read outside all the time...

>> No.1986122

>>1986118
This whole alpha/beta thing, are these terms that people actually use outside of the internet?

>> No.1986123

>>1986117
lol k

but I like listening to fantasy, something thats NOT about the thing im doing, like walking a large distance for a long period of time or working out

>> No.1986124

>>1986123
fantasy... like dragons and shit?
>just wait for the tv series to come out
>dragons look cooler on a big screen anyways

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>>1986118
D'awww little nerd just be je-louse!

>> No.1986127

>>1986122
I hope they do. It would sound so tragic.

>> No.1986136

>>1986126
how many pics of that bitch do you have, fucking loser lol

>> No.1986139

>>1986122
>>1986122

you would know if you were such a beta faggot and went outside

>> No.1986140

>>1986139
I've never heard anyone use the terms. Perhaps i'm too old, they certainly weren't around when i was a teenager.

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1986147

>>1986136
I like you. We should hit the clubs together.

>> No.1986148

hey, OP, i'm not beta. i'm bravo.

>> No.1986150

>going to an enclosed facility where you wear your hot lifting clothes around other well built, lifting men. Totally not gay at all

>> No.1986159

>>1986147
Not whoever you're talking to but your post quality has really gone down the drain lately, I don't remember you being shit when tomharper was around.

>> No.1986162

well read but also builtripped master race reporting in

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1986166

>>1986159
>your post quality has really gone down the drain lately
I know, sorry.

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1986170

fuck off, op

>> No.1986242

I didn't know you could be partially homosexual. What's that, like having half a cock up your ass isn't as gay as having the rest of it?

>> No.1986245

>>1986242
Giving isn't totally gay. Taking is.

>> No.1986252

oh it's this thread again

someday /lit/ will have original trolls, but not today

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>>1986114
Damn, Lauren Faust has become punker than rock since leaving the Ponies.

>> No.1986278

>mfw I lift and read books

feels good

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1986292

>>1986276
>Google Lauren Faust.
>Find out she did the story boards for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

No longer upset you called Lady Sov punk.

>> No.1986303

Dammit, OP. You make /fit/ look bad, fuck off.

>> No.1986314

come on, dude, there's a troll thread with this exact same premise literally one page back

>> No.1986320

OP, I'm bigger and stronger than you, yet i read atleast four days a week. Stop being such a faggot.

>> No.1986322

>>1986292
Do you have a crush on Sov or something?

>> No.1986328

The day when a guy comes to rape you and you are not strong enough to fight back, you will regret not lifting.

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>>1986322
>Me, a grown man have a crush on someone who I have no chance of being with (not even taking into account she's a lesbian.
yes

>> No.1986331

I don't browse the other boards much, so I'm curious. Do c/lit/s troll elsewhere? I know we troll ourselves.

>> No.1986334

>>1986331
kinda the definition of postmodernism

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>>1986097
0/10
>its partially homosexual
>op most likely re-read the post before posting, or partially read it

>OP is A FAG!