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1985938 No.1985938 [Reply] [Original]

what do you gays think of this story I wrote when I was five

>> No.1985953

I just recently stumbled upon some stories I wrote when I was in 3rd grade. If I had a scanner i'd post them no doubt. It's funny because you read them and think "What the hell was I thinking?"

>> No.1985966

Fucking excellent. Why does the spelling and grammar gradually go from okay to utter shit?

>> No.1985967
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1985967

Jason loves to shoot live animals. That is why he joined the FGYDNM also known
as ‘the army’. He just got sent into battle, which is good for his self-esteem. His
weapon of choice is a .56 six barrelled machine gun. It unleashes 660 rounds per
minute. He names it Sharleen or however the hell you spell that. He is a black
man. Oh and by the way it’s the year 2509. Today, Jason has killed already. His
first victim was a small alien child. Many men feel this war unjustified. Jason on
the other hand has planted a bomb in the enemy base. BOOM!!! Now the battle
is over and Jason got a few medals for explosive valour.

>> No.1985969

>>1985966
It was on a typewriter so I couldn't undo mistakes I guess

>> No.1985971

>there was a dead
fucking magnificent

>> No.1985976
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1985976

OP, I think Joseph Campbell would have a lot to say about your story. Also, I love how the spelling degenerates. Two thumbs up. Gladly would I give a better rating, had I more thumbs.

>> No.1985978

>>1985967
>explosive valour

FUCK YEAH!

>> No.1985980

>>1985978
It looks like someone was taking dictation from him then he decided to have a go himself.

>> No.1985986
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1985986

“Polish supplies can’t make it over the border. There are too many machine guns and heavy artillery. So many - holy crap. They’ll be eating each other soon enough. Oh the irony of it all. Luckily we get to sit back and feast on freshly stewed duck with a thick steamy garlic paste and baked potatoes wrapped in a loving coat of delicious sour cream. Yummy bummy. That’s tonight anyway. Who knows what kind of shit we’ll have tomorrow. Anyway I’m off to kill some mofos. See you,” said Jimmy.
I quickly pulled out my shotgun a blew half of Jimmy’s face over the Polish border. Fuck yeah.

>> No.1985988

>>1985938
>Same frog as belore
>frog as belore
>as belore
>belore
>Bel-air

IN WEST VOLCANO TUNNEL BORN AND RAISED.

>> No.1986169
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1986169

it's really gay

>> No.1986445

excellent

>>1985976
>OP, I think Joseph Campbell would have a lot to say about your story

haha I thought the same thing

>> No.1987082

It is obvious that I was an only child raised by a single mother?

>> No.1987325

One of the better stories I have read on here.

>> No.1987343

>>1985966

I tihnk he had a fucking stroke.