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19851005 No.19851005 [Reply] [Original]

I want to have sex with every single /lit/ poster.

>> No.19851019

>>19851005
I want to have sex

>> No.19851040

>>19851005
But I smell bad

>> No.19851136

>>19851005
Your picture really exemplifies the nature of women. One cunt laid out on a matress, center of attention surrounded by hard working beta simps who would attempt to slay a dragon to keep her safe. Meanwhile when she is done placeholding her harem of simps, she leaves the classroom and gets pounded out by chad on that same mattress. The simps meanwhile go home to a lonely room with no one. They fall asleep fantasizing about the bleached blonde in their lit class who might the beta simp might have a shot at asking out on a date. Perhaps she says yes and they fall madly in love. The beta simp and the bleach blonde have ravenous sex and the beta simp impregnates her and they get married and have children who love literature and live happily ever after....But no. These are falsehoods. The bleachblonde never thinks twice about the Simp who is dreaming of marrying her. She only things about being pounded out by a handsome chad with big muscles and large social circle and high net worth

>> No.19851162

>>19851005
no you don't
don't fuck these schizos: TRANNYFLY and that dumb anglofaggot

>> No.19851172

>>19851136
Imagine unironically writing this. Obsessed.

Or maybe, just maybe, the woman was already sitting there when the picture was taken. They are all sitting on mattresses, and one dude seems to not even realize he is being photographed.

>> No.19851256

>>19851136
There's another woman there one the left in the white pants. All the other guys are keeping a really respectful distance, so I assume that whoever is taking the picture is probably the guy that's sharing the mattress with the blonde.

>> No.19851264

>>19851136
>She only things about being pounded out by a handsome chad with big muscles
what's wrong with that

are you jealous

>> No.19851282

>>19851264
he obviously is.
half of incels - particularly those obsessed with the details of male bodies - are just heavily confused homosexuals

>> No.19851307

>>19851256
>All the other guys are keeping a really respectful distance
How is this "keeping a really respectful distance"? If you are in a meeting and someone sits down four meters away from you, what do you do? Get closer to them?

You are trying to extract meaning from a completely random snapshot of an interaction. Ffs. The most plausible explanation is that she was just sitting there. No, she was not trying to attention whore. And no, the other people did not decide to keep a distance from her, that's retarded.

>> No.19851330

>>19851136
Every time I read stuff like this I remember when this guy my ex gf knew called me a Chad and told her that he was suicidally depressed that he couldn't get a girl like her. I'm 5'9 and couldn't bench 180lbs at the time, plus the girl was diagnosed with Asperger's when that was still a thing.

>> No.19851339
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19851339

please don't tell me a bunch of homosexuals took over a church

>> No.19851392

>>19851005
I don't want to have sex

>> No.19851395

>>19851307
I'm just responding to that other anon sperging out with his fan fiction. The other people ae sitting close together. Yeah she could have just plopped down there but I assume that whoever set the projector and the cushion up would be sitting smack dab in the middle. There is an empty seat at the desk though so that's probably who's taking the picture.

>> No.19851400

>>19851005
>go to /lit/ meetup
>watch movies on the projector

>> No.19852020

>>19851136
Anon I hate women too don't get me wrong, and I like making schizoposts where I over-analyze things, I know how satisfying it is. But I think you should log off.

>> No.19852041

>>19851136
And how did you not fucking notice the dog whose line of sight is pointed at the woman on the mattress and say the three words? It took me two seconds after I clicked on it.

>> No.19852263

>>19851005
pretty sure this was actually a reddit meetup

>> No.19852291

>>19851136
good stuff

>> No.19852326
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19852326

>>19851005
2018 was so long ago

>> No.19852873

>>19851005
okay but who is the foid and is she posting ITT right now??