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Fuck this faggot

>> No.19849268
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19849268

Bombadillo is literally the god of middle earth bruh frfr

>> No.19849273

>>19849233
Tom bombadil is a fat ass fellow
Nasty belly and his ass is yellow

>> No.19849281
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>>19849233

>be fren
>tomb invites to comfy house
>goldberry waiting
>serving tendies for lunch
>listen to stories after

>> No.19849291
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19849291

>>19849281
>be fat
>hop around
>ass jiggles
>eat tendies
>hop around burping

>> No.19849307

>>19849233
His wife is a river maiden tho

>> No.19849319
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>>19849307
she got ORC'ED tho

>> No.19849329

he's actually very meta.
it's more fun when you keep that in mind.
something about how he named it after a doll his daughter found in a toilet.

>> No.19849336

>>19849329
>a doll his daughter found in a toilet.
>in a toilet
Tom Bombadil BTFO!

>> No.19849438

>>19849233
Old Tom Bombadil was a merry fellow!
Bright blue his jacket is and his boots are yellow!

>> No.19849474
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>"Haha so quaint and charming! Big loveable huggable squishable rolly poly Santa Claus who lives in the woods! Look everyone, here comes old Tom Bombadil with a plate of blackberries!"

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>>19849233

>> No.19849643
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19849643

I like him, it adds some mystical, enchanted element to the book. Like fairies and mushrooms, he's almost like a Lewis Carroll character.

>> No.19849657

>>19849319
This is inappropriate, please stop. Tolkien did not approve of ntr plots and this is disrespectful to his legacy.

>> No.19849684

>>19849233
one of the myriad reasons why jackson's films are better than the book is the total and distinct lack of the pointless bombadil parts

>> No.19849743

>>19849657
Do you have permission to comment on Tolkien's legacy?

>> No.19849842

>>19849743
yeah

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>>19849233
When I do a re-read I go ahead and jump from A Conspiracy Unmasked directly into At The Sign of the Prancing Pony, completely skipping the 3 chapters of Bombadil and his faggoty forest

>> No.19850093

Love this faggot

>> No.19850191

>>19850074
Hi Peter Jackson!

>> No.19850340
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19850340

Old Tom Bombadil,
Hobbits, elves and mannies,
Laugh at OP's faggotry,
Also fuck the jannies!
Hey come, merry dol,
Anons seethe and cope-oh!
Ring-a-dong, hop along,
Off yourself with rope-oh!
Goldberry, Goldberry,
Not my only lady,
Tom Bom and OP's mom,
'neath the willow shady!

>> No.19850348

>>19850340
BombaBASED!

>> No.19850397

>>19849233
Dark Wooden branches wrote this post

>> No.19850403

>>19849233
Are you Sauron? Fuck off back to sucking Melkor's tiny cock you cumgargling femboy.
t. man

>> No.19850443

>>19849643
that's buteful