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>fart in the taxi while looking the Bangladeshi father of 3 directly in the eye
>that moment is now etched into the time-space continuum and there's no going back

Any good books that discuss foundational ontology? Things by physicists/scientists that were written more recently would be appreciated (since they can discuss mutliple 20th century guys at once)

>> No.19835892

>>19835884
>fart in the factory next to my filipino co-workers
I regret nothing, actually I think they should be kissing my shoes.

>> No.19835893

>>19835892
Thank you for your contribution to the history of reality

>> No.19835911

>>19835884
>shat myself at cafe
>make a show of be disgusted by something at the next table
>everyone starts glancing at them and whispering to each other
>guy at that table gets increasingly uncomfortable from all the attention he suddenly is getting
>causes him to get more attention
>after awhile manager talks to him to deal with the situation
>awkward discussion ensues
>he gets up to leave, sort of confused and kind of offended
>tries to discretely smell himself
>leave just ahead of him so no one is the wiser
no regrets.

>> No.19835949

>>19835884
Try object oriented ontology / speculative realism

>> No.19836068

>>19835911
>>19835949
Thanks guys

>> No.19836085
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19836085

>>19835884
Please help. I Sharted in front of an ENFP girl I like, did I ruin it? I took this ENFP girl out the other day. I am very lactose intolerant but she was adamant about getting ice cream. I really like this girl and I didn’t want to embarrass myself by telling her about my condition so I said nothing and ordered one scoop of ice cream hoping that I’d be okay. I was fine for awhile but when we were walking I couldn’t hold it anymore and I had to fart. I pretended I had a phone call and walked away from her for a minute so I could rip a big one without her smelling it. To my horror it was also juicy and a shart escaped even though I tried with everything inside of me to clench my butt cheeks. Thankfully I was wearing dark colored jeans but the smell was obvious. I cut the date short but still had to drop her off. It was the most uncomfortable car ride of my life and I knew we could both smell it. She said nothing the whole car ride, and didn’t even look me in the eye when she left. She just abruptly got out of the car. I tried texting her the next day but no reply. I need help, I really like this girl… I even dream about her. Should I maybe show up with flowers and try to explain my situation and own up to the shart?

>> No.19836177

>>19836085
Thank you anon

>> No.19836440

>>19835893
>>19836068
>>19836177
Thank you

>> No.19836917

girls farting hmmmmm