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[Anonymous No.19829458]

A moral relativist optimistic nihilist Wagnersexual Kurzgesagt watching language professor and paramedic was teaching a class on Friedrich Nietzsche, known natalist
"Before the class begins, you must love your fate and worship Dionysius and accept that Nietzsche was the most rational philosopher the world has ever known, even greater than Arthur Schopenhauer!"

At this moment, an enlightened, pessimistic, antinalistic Bodhisattva who had posted 1500 pessimism threads and understood the necessity of coping and fully supported all abortion in the United States stood up and held up the Book of Ecclesiastes.

"Why does man hate suffering?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Krautly and smugly replied "Because of the life-denying cult of religion! You must create your meaning, resentful slave-moralist!"

"Wrong. Pessimism is a 5,000 years old Perennial Truth. If it was religion's fault and meaning, as you say, is real… then we should be the ubermensch now"

The professor had a spasm, and dropped his chalk and copy of The Will to Power. He stormed out of the room crying those existentialist horse tears.

The students cried and became NEETs that day and accepted Death as their lord and savior. A raven named "The Last Messiah" flew into the room and perched atop the soil and shed a tear of joy for the dead and the unborn. The Four Noble Truths were read several times, and The Demiurge himself showed up and enacted Samsara across the World.

The professor lost his mind and resigned the next day. He died of the natalist plague Syphillis and was met with eternal oblivion rather than recurrence.

The student's name? Thomas Ligotti

And now you know... it's all malignantly useless

[Anonymous No.19829481]

>>19829458
>Wagnersexual
Shouldn't Wagner be on the Buddhist side?

[Anonymous No.19829490]

>>19829458
>The Demiurge himself showed up and enacted Samsara across the World.
Not bad for machine generation