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1981882 No.1981882 [Reply] [Original]

If i have a retarded son.

I'm going to nam him Franz Kafka

>> No.1981890
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1981890

why not Gregor Samsa?

>> No.1981901

>>1981890
Gregor was a fucking Beta
he should have stood up against his fucking mum and beat the shit out of his dad.. then raped his sister.

>> No.1981910

You ain't ever gonna have a kid.

>> No.1981912

it would be better if you have a son and then make him afraid of you and a pussy and then name him franz kafka

>> No.1981919

>>1981912
haha nice.

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1981932

>mfw everyone knows about Kafka's strange relationship with his dad thanks to my illuminating dump of photos from the Kafka museum

>> No.1981951

>>1981932
Yeah, it had nothing to do with his famous letter to his father.

It's all thanks to your laughably touristy romp through the more chintzy parts of Prague.

>> No.1981970 [DELETED] 

>>1981932
>mfw no one actually pays attention to your posts

>> No.1981965

>>1981951
"It's all thanks to your laughably touristy romp through the more chintzy parts of Prague."

lol.

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1981983

>>1981970
>>1981951

no need to thank me, fair /lit/izens.

I live to enlighten those in the dark.