/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19799015]

Post koans

[Anonymous No.19799019]

>>19799015
if an op dies in his parents basement does anyone notice?

[Anonymous No.19799031]

What is the colour of wind?

[Anonymous No.19799048]

>>19799019
No like le tears in le rain.
>>19799031
its all or none, not sure which of these though to be quite honest and down to earth with you my friend.

[Anonymous No.19799199]

Once the fags of the reddit forums were arguing about a tranny. Tranny, holding onto his axe wound, said, “You liars! If you can convince me that I have truly become a woman, I will spare myself. Otherwise, I will join the 42%.” No one could answer, so Tranny cut himself in two.

That evening, when trannies mother arrived, the police told her of the incident. The mother thereupon took off her mask, put it on tranny's face, and walked off. The police said, “If you had been there, the tranny would not have died from Covid!”

[Anonymous No.19799237]

>>19799199
dafuq are you talking about even

[Anonymous No.19799248]

>>19799237
Just another /pol/ schizo who thinks they are clever.

[Anonymous No.19799312]

>>19799199
keyed
>>19799248
fuck off

[Anonymous No.19799342]

>>19799015
>>19799019
>>19799031
>>19799048
>>19799199

Die jews

[Anonymous No.19799377]

>>19799342
I will, one day.

[Anonymous No.19799449]

>>19799015
A monk asked, "Does a bull have a Buddha-nature or not?"
The master said, "Mu"

[Anonymous No.19799495]

> A monk asked Ummon, "What is the kind of talk that transcends Buddhas and Patriarchs?" Ummon replied: "Rice cake!"
Obscurantist oriental pseudo-intellectual schizo-babble.

[Anonymous No.19799524]

>>19799015
>Zhuangzi and Huizi were enjoying themselves on the bridge over the Hao River. Zhuangzi said, "The minnows are darting about free and easy! This is how fish are happy."

>Huizi replied, "You are not a fish. How do you know that the fish are happy?" Zhuangzi said, "You are not I. How do you know that I do not know that the fish are happy?"

>Huizi said, "I am not you, to be sure, so of course I don't know about you. But you obviously are not a fish; so the case is complete that you do not know that the fish are happy."

>Zhuangzi said, "Let's go back to the beginning of this. You said, How do you know that the fish are happy; but in asking me this, you already knew that I know it. I know it right here above the Hao."

[Anonymous No.19799526]

>>19799495
kek filtered

[Anonymous No.19799541]

>>19799015
>One day Banzan was walking through a market.
>He overheard a knight say to the potion seller, “Give me the best your finest potion.”
>“Everything in my potion shop shop is the best,” replied the potion seller. “You can not find any potion that is not the best.”
>At these words, Banzan was enlightened.

[Anonymous No.19799543]

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

[Anonymous No.19799549]

HE WHO GO THROUGH AIRPORT TURNSTILE SIDEWAYS
GOING TO BANGKOK

[Anonymous No.19799563]

> Faggot ask what big nigger want to do with him, big nigger say, "This bull sees Red".

[Anonymous No.19799733]

>>19799524
Oh man. I like that one.

[Anonymous No.19799754]

>>19799733
Why haven't you read it?

[Anonymous No.19799776]

>>19799199
kek

[Anonymous No.19799911]

>>19799754
Forgot the pic