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[Anonymous No.19796794]

I’m gonna cum

[Anonymous No.19796798]

Me too man

[Anonymous No.19796800]

In a woman, I hope?

[Anonymous No.19796807]

Stop making low quality spermatozoa.

[Anonymous No.19796811]

>>19796794
Do not come.
Do not come.

[Anonymous No.19796822]

>>19796800
Nigga, this is 4chan

[Anonymous No.19796838]

>>19796811
That’s not what she was saying to Willie Brown when she was sleeping her way to the top

[Anonymous No.19796841]

'old it roigh 'ere pal. Tell me, do you 'ave a coomin' loicence? 'cause If not, yer gonna 'ave ta come with me—blimey, oi mean yer gonna 'ave ta be arrested.

[Anonymous No.19796851]

>>19796841

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"scuse me mum, I.... I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornography Administartion centre. Who's this callin?"
>Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then. And what type of porn will you wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.... and you are set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uniterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir. And god bless the queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims