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I'm a 23 year old virgin what would you read if you were me

>> No.19748822
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>>19748815
Ponder orbs

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the back of a zig zag package

>> No.19748835

>>19748815
>23
amateur

>> No.19748842

I'm a 27 year old virgin and I was reading Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Donne and Pope when I was 23

>> No.19748852

>>19748815
>How to Enjoy Life Sans the Ceaseless Nagging of a Woman
>In it is contained but merely two words
>"You're free."

>> No.19748898

Yoga Vasistha

>> No.19749012

>>19748842
Best fellow 27 yo virgin

>> No.19749108

>>19748815
Stop reading books entirely. They'll just make you nerdy, introverted, and awkward. Spend your time on gym, clothes, and clubbing until you get laid.

Come back to books when you have post-nut clarity

>> No.19749150

>>19748815
I am you and I read cringe /mu/core

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>>19748815
26 year old virgin here. When I was your age I was reading Hopkins, Zhuangzi, Gogol, and Junger

>> No.19749193

>>19748815
if i were you i'd probably have sex. it's not that hard. make a tinder account and fuck the first fat bitch you match with. boom, you are no longer a virgin, for what it's worth.

>> No.19749201

>>19748815
Whatever the fuck i want you faggot

>> No.19749202

>>19749193
But is it worth it? Fucking the fat bitch i mean.

>> No.19749210

>>19749193
>if i were you i'd probably have sex
But why?

>> No.19749217

>>19749210
Stop asking questions motherfucker just have sex ok

>> No.19749216

>>19748815
Do this: >>19749108

I don't know if it'll work, but it's the opposite of what I did and I'm now a 26 year old virgin.

>> No.19749234

Light novels

>> No.19749241

>>19749210
are you the OP? virginity is obviously something that gets you down so the obvious solution is to have sex. go to a brothel if you have to, just get it out of your system and move on with your life. or don't.

>> No.19749244

>>19749217
Isn't sex supposed to be something sacred between the two in the wedlock? I refuse to leave my fantasy of true love.

>> No.19749248

>>19749244
No that's a lie. You been bamboozled

>> No.19749272

op here posting again just to say I'm not deluded like this anon >>19749244
and I will take these 3 posts to heart >>19749241 >>19749108 >>19749216
gn

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>>19749217
>>19749241
I'm not OP. Being a virgin doesn't get me down but not having a loving wife does. That seems to be quite hard to attain no?

>> No.19749347

>>19749244
sex is whatever you want it to be

>> No.19749374

>>19749202
Why don't you do it and find out for yourself?

>> No.19749470

>>19749152
>>19748842
>>19749150
thank you for letting OP know what he shouldn't read

>> No.19749492

>>19748815
Models by mark manson

>> No.19749509

26 yo virgin here

Doesn’t matter. Literature and sex exist in parallel realms. They don’t intersect anywhere. If you want to have sex badly, you should stop reading altogether for a while and get out.

>> No.19749589

>>19749509
>Literature and sex exist in parallel realms. They don’t intersect anywhere.

You wouldnt know that virgin

>> No.19749594

>>19748815
The writing on the wall and just buy the robe and pointed hat early.

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>>19748815
I'm also your age and also a virgin but I don't see the problem. I'm waiting for a female who's also a virgin to lose my virginity to and bond for life. If it doesn't happen it's whatever I guess I'll just die a virgin. Pay an escort if you care about it that much.

>> No.19749770

>>19748815
Prometheus Rising
The bhagivad gita if you're not an atheist fag

>> No.19749844

>>19748815
Journey to the end of the night.

>> No.19749852

>>19748815
i lost my virginity at 16 and fast forward to 25 and i'm a depressed NEET living at home with parents. i really don't think it matters when you have sex. once a loser always a loser

>> No.19749880

I'm a 23 year old crypto-virgin who's only ever had sex with prostitutes and has now completely lost interest in sex and relationships. Which books should I read?

>> No.19749918

>>19749108
>Spend your time on gym, clothes, and clubbing until you get laid.
Good advice
>Stop reading books entirely.
Shit advice

>> No.19749931

>>19749193
Youre extremely retarded, tinder doesnt exist for men anymore unless youre in the top 5% while also paying and dedicating your life to having a "good" tinder profile

Ugly women have literally thousands of likes on tinder and all women just buy gold to see who has liked them, so they can sometimes swipe a few men out of those thousands based on if their first pic "excites" them somehow

>> No.19749937

>>19749931
my friends aren't that good looking and some of them have gotten laid using tinder. you say all that but i doubt you even have a tinder account or have even tried it before

>> No.19749938

>>19749937
Not him but I've tried it and he's right

>> No.19749939

>>19749108
Guido-tier advice

OP I would recommend 90 days of Semen Retention. This will break any sexual prepgramming by removing the allure of opposite sex.

Read and lift during this period and perhaps start a business. You'll have more vitality, energy, and life that 90% of men if you do this.

You will be more in tune with the energies of people.

>> No.19749943

>>19749108
I hate clubbing.

>> No.19749946

>>19749943
everyone does

>> No.19749950

>>19749946
Obviously not

>> No.19749957

>>19748815

I got sexed at your age, there's hope m8...

btw I think roadside pic-nic is a good doomer read ;)

>> No.19749961

>>19749939
>reddit spacing
I didn't ask about it on 4chan to get advice from a redditor.

>> No.19749968

>>19749961
This parlour trick is still going on? Evaluate the content not the spacing, you absolute nit

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Seven more years, bro

>> No.19749982

>>19749968
Fuck off, go back where you came from pleb

>> No.19751011

>>19748815
21 year old virgin here. When I'm your age I'll be reading Summa Theologica.

>> No.19751037

>>19748815
>a woman op-ing on /lit/ again

>> No.19751798

>>19748815
Coiled Serpent

>> No.19752433

>>19748852
That's three words.

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>> No.19752565

>>19752501
This 100%

>> No.19752628

>>19752433
women detected.

>> No.19752643

>>19748815
Get laid or die trying
By Jeff Allen

>> No.19752665

>>19748815
I am reading the Araucana by Alonso de Ercilla.
>>19749665
>waiting for a female who's also a virgin
ngmi
>>19752433
not him, but you are a faggot.

>> No.19752667

>>19752628
Pretty much. Also contractions are singular.