/lit/ - Literature

[Anonymous No.19689362]

>walk into bookstore
>ask lady behind counter if they have a russian literature section
>no
>ask if they have any hemmingway
>pick up a copy of "the old man and the sea"
>as I'm paying the woman tells me if i enjoy dostoevsky and hemmingway i might like this book
>tell her no
>why?
>"because it was written by a jew and i loathe jews"
>flabbergasted, she silently hands me my change and i leave without saying goodbye
I'd like to see you faggots be this based in real life interactions.
imagine taking the suggestions of women seriously, harumph, kek, lol.

[Anonymous No.19689378]

Lmao so fucking based
Women should just stay quiet, don't give recommendations make me a goddamn sandwich bitch

[Anonymous No.19689380]

i hate this board.

[Anonymous No.19689395]

>>19689380
this board hates you
>>19689378
she had some slurpalicious toes i won't deny, but she just couldn't handle my antisemitic chad energy

[Anonymouṡ No.19689420]

>>19689362
She's thinking about you RIGHT NOW, anon.

How long are you going to leave the poor girl all hot and bothered?

Get back to that shop for Round Two. And, of course, keep us informed.

[Anonymous No.19689447]

Cringe if this isn't satire.

[Anonymous No.19689476]

>>19689447
it isn't i can asure you, she genuinely made me angry with her recommendation of a jewish author
>>19689420
im glad i could break up the monotony ofher day dealing with customers afraid to express controversial opinions

[Anonymous No.19689480]

Based if this isn't satire

[Anonymous No.19689658]

chad