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19686707 No.19686707 [Reply] [Original]

Show me your worst

>> No.19686709

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE
I AM LORD VOLDEMORT

>> No.19686712

>>19686707
An Abundance of Katherines by John Green

>> No.19686737

>>19686709
I always thought this was ludicrous, even for a children's book. The idea of the Dark Lord sitting at home trying to figure out a cool anagram for his name so he can decide what to call himself, just so that decades later he'd be able to really freak out some 12 year olds. Unless this anagram is supposed to be a coincidence, which would be even more stupid.

>> No.19686744
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>>19686737
It's pretty true to life

>> No.19686746

>>19686737
it was always funny to me how all the wizards who hated voldemort like played along and called him that instead of doing what actual people would probably do and call him little tommy or some shit. and then of course all the you-know-who shit is just retarded
wizards have no understanding of irony's power to disarm.

>> No.19686757

>>19686707
This is a literature board.

>> No.19686774
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>>19686707

>> No.19687749

How do people even do this? That one simpsons episode always makes me seethe hard

>> No.19687764
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Jeremy's Iron

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>> No.19687811

>>19686774
Based EdwardDeVereChad

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>> No.19687832

>>19686707
William Shakespeare = I'll make a wise phrase

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>> No.19687842

>Richard Brodie's anagram of "Battle of the Books" by Jonathon Swift is the longest anagram created by a human using an anagram checker. It contains 42,177 letters

https://www.anagrammy.com/literary/rb/poems-rb16.html

>> No.19687898

>>19686709
I've always wondered how this works in translation.

>> No.19687923

>>19686746
I like this reply. It's so true. The easiest way to conquer ragers in games online is to just hit them with the "oh, is baby gonna make stinky mamma mia in their pants?"

>> No.19688061

>>19687898
Yo onions Lord Voldemort
Tom Sorvolo Ryddle

>> No.19688098
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>>19688061
>onions

>> No.19688136

>>19688061
>>19688098
kek

>> No.19688151

>>19688061
Do you even know what an anagram is?

>> No.19688154

>>19687832
Nice

>> No.19689406

>>19686709
>MARVOLO
This is pathetic. You can obviously tell J.K. Rowling came up with the idea AFTER naming Lord Voldemort "Tom Riddle", so when she wanted it to be an anagram, she had to mash up the missing letters into a non-existing name.
> MARVOLO

>> No.19689425

>>19686757
Word play is /lit/ and a good writing exercise, fuck off.

>> No.19689426

>>19687898
Tom Elvis Jedusor in french
Romeo G. Detlev, Jr. in danish
Tom Gus Mervolo Dolder in swedish
Anton Morvol Chert in greek

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>>19688151
>Do you even know what an anagram is?

>> No.19689881
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19689881

UNCLE TOM'S CABIN

COCAINE STUMBLN'

>> No.19689913

Man semen ---> means men

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egg -> geg

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>>19686737
Anagrams were always popular in Europe among the elite, what do you mean?

>> No.19690287

>>19689445
Apparently you don't. Since you didnt even place all the letters of onions.

>> No.19690339

>>19686707
I saw dog/ able was god

>> No.19690346
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19690346

DESPERATION

A ROPE ENDS IT

>> No.19690355
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19690355

ELECTION RESULTS

LIES LETS RECOUNT

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19690363

TEN COMMANDMENTS

CANT MEND MOST MEN

>> No.19690531

>>19686709
I had a professor named Tom Riddle

>> No.19690645

>>19690531
his name?
Albert Einstein

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>>19690645
No legit

>> No.19690895

>>19690872
Hey Jamestown bro, I live near there

>> No.19690898

>>19690355
>let's recount lies

>> No.19690900

>>19690895
I am going to rape you

>> No.19690902

>>19690895
I am going to kiss you

>> No.19690914

>>19690287
Lurk more

>> No.19690938 [DELETED] 

test
onions

>> No.19690966
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Herman Melville

Live Merman Hell

>> No.19690979

Billy the Kid

Bide Thy Kill

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it be ya own niggas

A Bayoneting Swig

>> No.19691404
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19691404

Blood Meridian

Ordained Limbo

or

Idle Rabid Moon

>> No.19691489

>>19689925
I’m sorry what the fuck

>> No.19691541

butt fucker
butter fuck

ass licker
ear slicks

pooper pants
spoon tapper

drippy peanus
drapey pinups

asexual homo
a homosexual

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>>19686774
>the beft thinges were made fırft: Let o-ther countrie s(fweet l ambridge) enuie, (yet admire)my Vırgil,thy petrarch,di-uine Spenler. And vnleffe I erre,(a thing eafıe in fuch fımplicitie ) deluded by dearlie beloued Delıa,and fortunatelie fortunate( leopatra ; Oxford thou maift extoll thy courte-deare-verfe happie Daniell, whofe fweete refıned mufe, in contraEted fhape , were fufficient a-

>> No.19691595

>>19689426
Also want to add that the Swedish anagram is in Latin. Ego sum lord voldemort. Pretty cringe.

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19691736

>pineapple
>ape nipple

>> No.19691778

>>19691404
>Blood Meridian
>Ordained Limbo
spot on. that's what the kid's life felt like when he wasn't a kid anymore and stayed as far as possible from the judge for as long as possible.

>> No.19691787

>>19686737
It would be far more realistic if it were a 'coincidence.'

>> No.19691800

ginger
nigger

>> No.19692066

>>19690914
Lern2anagram

>> No.19692084

>>19691736
LOL

>> No.19692685

>>19689406
Felt the Mandela effect - never remembered his shitty middle name

>> No.19692706

>>19686746
>YO LIL TOMMY

>> No.19692711

>>19691570
>Dumbs ESLs can't decipher long s's and a bit of archaic spelling

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>>19692706
>YO LIL TOMMY I JUST TAUGHT THIS OWL TO PUT MY NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE HOW YOU LIKE THAT HOSS

>> No.19695496

>>19689925
TRUE

>> No.19695504

>>19690287
Newfags will never

>> No.19695510

>>19691800
Came here to post this

>> No.19695852

>>19695504
Never what? Learn to anagram. Why don't you go do that.

>> No.19696634

dog = god

>> No.19696933

>>19696634
holy fuck

>> No.19696944

>>19696634
w... t... f...

ftw too

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>>19696634

>> No.19697157

>>19695852
Few warning levels.

>> No.19697220

>>19697157
Now you're just schizo speaking.

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>>19697220
Who doesn't know how to anagram now?

>> No.19697427

A penis (senpai)

>> No.19697457

>>19690900
>>19690902
The duality of /lit/

>> No.19697508
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>>19686746
>call him little tommy or some shit
"Tom Thumb", guarantee it.
And yes, this is exactly how actual bongs would deal with him, a torrential avalanche of brutal mockery, Cruikshank-tier cartoons depicting a midget farting with a wand lodged up his ass, columns in the paper just laying the fuck into everything about him from his complexion on down.

However it's the same category of objection as "why doesn't that muggle boy just conjure up a Glock and blast Voldy in the face": it would kill the franchise to even acknowledge the possibility.

>> No.19697596

>>19690355
>ELECTION RESULTS
SLUT-EEL INTERCOURSE

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19697904

Feeling romantic
Flaming erection

>> No.19698014

the corncobby chronicles of william faulkner

the oneiric woman-filcher cucks nabby, lol, rofl

>> No.19699187

bump

>> No.19699309

>>19688098

this place has ruined me