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Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:17:36 2021 No.19661923 [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys. There is this girl I like who likes to read. I was thinking of asking her if she wants to read a book with me. Do you guys have any suggestions for what would be a good book?

We have both read some classic literature but I think that would be too stuffy of a choice. And I also don't think it would be good to read something very long. Something modern would be good, like the Book Thief (except not being a depressing holocaust book).

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:18:19 2021 No.19661928 >>19661923 What does she like to read?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:19:30 2021 No.19661934 >>19661928 This, but also, what do you like.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:21:20 2021 No.19661940 Bible

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:21:44 2021 No.19661943 >>19661928 my diary desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:22:58 2021 No.19661947 File: 12 KB, 220x331, 5D4AA19F-9DB7-4012-B6A3-9B638CD0A417.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19661923

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:23:03 2021 No.19661948 >>19661943 Then write for her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:24:16 2021 No.19661956 >>19661928 Mein Kampf

Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:25:00 2021 No.19661963

>>19661928
>>19661934
I don't really read much. My favorite book is Crime and Punishment. But mostly I just read manga. I know its low IQ, but I like to think my verbal IQ/reading comprehension skills are still pretty good.

She likes Jane Austen, and typical art hoe stuff like song of achilles or rupi kaur

I know, we are retards... just halp pls

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:33:57 2021 No.19662002 >>19661963 Your best bet, is talk to her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:36:26 2021 No.19662012 >>19661963 >song of achilles try Augustus by John Williams or Memoirs of Hadrian by Marguerite Yourcenar maybe

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:43:23 2021 No.19662033 >>19661963 poop container

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:50:00 2021 No.19662051 File: 34 KB, 333x499, 51bBVzqsFjS._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The lady's love this

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 01:51:03 2021 No.19662054 File: 22 KB, 309x475, book.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:01:33 2021 No.19662092 >>19661923 Read to her amorous poetry written in the ink of her love juice and scrolled over a body whose very textuality they did thou inspire to produce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:03:27 2021 No.19662099 >>19661923 I hope she rejects you

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:04:58 2021 No.19662102 >>19662092 Don't do this OP she'll think your a fag. Trust me i know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:07:01 2021 No.19662108 >>19662012 >>19662054 thank u for the legitimate suggestions

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:36:28 2021 No.19662208 Im happy for you bro! You found one! A girl who reads! And if she's cute too then I envy you fag. You see fags if he can do it we can get literate pussy too.

Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:43:08 2021 No.19662232

>>19662208
Newfag here. So guys (and women) when someone calls you a fag does that mean they actually mean your very manly? It's like a complement or like saying bro like a camaraderie thing? Are we all just really friends here? Do we really love each other? Homosexually? Are we fags? omg. Is that why we call each other fags?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:44:07 2021 No.19662233 >>19662232 insults double as terms of endearment

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 02:46:08 2021 No.19662243 >>19662232 No, you're just a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 04:30:38 2021 No.19662528 >>19661923 The Esoterism of Dante by Rene Guenon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 04:36:51 2021 No.19662544 >>19661963 She probably already has a bf anon, don't even bother

>>	࿇ C Œ M G E N V S ࿇ KNDYqWRDiE Fri Dec 31 04:39:16 2021 No.19662552 >>19662544 YES, A HISPANOSPHERIC CHAD, SUCH AS MYSELF; NO MERE UNITEDSTATESIAN CAN COPE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 04:43:20 2021 No.19662564 >>19662544 i don't care for cheating, but if op thinks there's something there, then her bf is failing and doesn't deserve her. or he's an idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 04:44:47 2021 No.19662566 >>19662564 or she's a slut

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 04:47:04 2021 No.19662571 >>19661923 wuthering heights or there there

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 08:49:48 2021 No.19663347 >>19662232 you are an absolute faggot and go back please

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:09:09 2021 No.19663432 >>19661923 JavaScript for Dummies

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:18:59 2021 No.19663464 >>19661963 How about the Post-Humous Memoirs of Bras Cubas? I've not read it, but I've heard great things about it both on this board, and in more main-stream oriented circles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:40:23 2021 No.19663551 File: 155 KB, 1600x1080, kate-bush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19662571 >>19661923 op you must read wuthering heights

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:43:36 2021 No.19663565 >>19661963 The midway point between Dosto and Austen is clearly Tolstoy. Read Anna Karenina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:44:31 2021 No.19663567 File: 183 KB, 712x705, 1640925758761.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19661923 >asking her if she wants to read a book with me That's retarded OP

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 09:59:08 2021 No.19663612 Mein kampf

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 11:01:56 2021 No.19663846 >>19662233 "he's" new to being a bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 12:00:23 2021 No.19664104 >>19661947 this, and as a bonus it's a good gateway to anal sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 12:04:07 2021 No.19664119 >>19661923 Murakami? girls like him

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 18:43:40 2021 No.19665950 >>19661923 Why don't you ask her what she wants to read with you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 18:56:50 2021 No.19666010 >>19662571 >>19663551 This is a good choice. Very cozy and real story with a good balance of tragedy and hopefulness. Also romance makes the grills hot and bothered nelly is the only good person in the story

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 19:00:37 2021 No.19666022 >>19661923 >read a book with me. I am tourist on this board, but do you guys really do pair book reading?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 19:01:56 2021 No.19666030 >>19662571 This guy fucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 19:05:39 2021 No.19666040 >>19661923 120 Days of Sodom /thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 31 19:07:20 2021 No.19666044 >>19662054 literally perfect suggestion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 04:02:11 2022 No.19668089 >>19661963 Read 100 years of solitude. It’s a beautiful book, it’s artsy, it’s unique, it’s a good story, girls like it, and it’s immensely horny so it’ll be a good icebreaker

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 04:34:15 2022 No.19668165 >>19664119 I would second Murakami. Maybe some Daphne de Maurier? Maybe gone girl? girls love it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 05:19:49 2022 No.19668305 >>19661923 >>19661963 Lolita, Finnegans Wake, and Phenomenology of the Spirit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 06:29:17 2022 No.19668487 >>19661963 >>19668305 Lolita is actually the correct answer

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 06:30:30 2022 No.19668491 Call of the Crocodile

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 07:24:27 2022 No.19668627 >>19661923 Lolita

Anonymous Sat Jan 1 08:07:13 2022 No.19668765

>>19662054
Good suggestion anon. Many years ago, "Roman de la Rose" did a marvelously for me - "and then we read no more" as another poet put it; but it was spring and May, so unless the OP is the southern hemisphere it may not be suitable. Sei Shonagon's The Pillow book might be a good choice - comfy and plenty of winters there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 12:12:46 2022 No.19669581 File: 35 KB, 362x265, 1640118334068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19662232 lurk 2 years before posting, newfag

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 12:17:14 2022 No.19669592 >>19669581 Make me, buttmunch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 12:17:33 2022 No.19669593 >>19661923 Introduction to analingus and using book reading on a first date as a ploy. Third Edition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 12:21:03 2022 No.19669607 >>19661923 you should fuck her not read with her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 12:26:51 2022 No.19669627 Eros and the Metaphysics of Sex by Julius Evola

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 13:30:16 2022 No.19669886 >>19661940 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 1 17:54:58 2022 No.19671135 >>19662232 It doesn't mean homosexual and it's not really an insult. It's like saying 'man' and in the case of 'newfag' it's like -head in 'crackhead' or 'metalhead', or -ist in 'communist' or 'rapist'. Anyway, lurkmoar.

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